I was stupid and got something stuck. Help?

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I was stupid and got something stuck. Help?

Vesper Vesper
I wasn't really sure where to post this, but here goes. Yes, I realize what I'm about to admit was colossally stupid on my part. I don't even know if anyone will read this before the matter becomes irrelevant. Anyway...

To get to the point, I was playing around with a tomato and now it won't come out. The last time I nearly got something stuck, I just squatted and pushed and disaster was averted, but alas this time that didn't work. Probably because I didn't eat much in preparation, so there's isn't anything 'in the pipe' so to speak to help move things along...

Obviously I'd like to avoid a trip to the ER, not only to spare the embarrassment but also because I don't have health insurance. It's not painful at all (it's relatively small), so I'm hoping I can just wait for nature to move things along, but I do want to double check that my current situation isn't dangerous.

So... will I probably be alright or should I head to the hospital?
03/09/2011
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DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
I'm going to say that it's better to go and not need to have gone than to NOT go and have a problem occur with infection or bowel obstruction.

Also, I'm sure it goes without saying that this is why you should ONLY! ONLY ONLY ONLY! use anal-safe products with a flare so you don't lose them internally.
03/09/2011
Vesper Vesper
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
I'm going to say that it's better to go and not need to have gone than to NOT go and have a problem occur with infection or bowel obstruction.

Also, I'm sure it goes without saying that this is why you should ONLY! ONLY ONLY ONLY! ...
Yes I've certainly learned my lesson
03/09/2011
El-Jaro El-Jaro
If it's in the back door, nature will take its course.

If you're a girl and it's a vagina-tomato, I'd suggest going to an Urgent care or something, NOT an ER (if possible)
03/09/2011
gone77 gone77
I'm with DS. Please go to the ER. Yes, the embarrassment factor is high, but imagine how high it will be if the situation becomes worse and you have to go to the hospital for a more serious reason than originally. Please do go and I wish you the best. Oh, and I second DS's advice: only use anal-safe products.

Take care of yourself.


(Edit: Urgent Care is much cheaper for those without insurance.)
03/09/2011
Vesper Vesper
I think for now I'm just going to see if nature moves things along, but if it starts to get painful whatsoever I will head to the ER.
03/09/2011
Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
I would give it a little while to work itself out - since it's a tomato, not something rigid or sharp or chemically treated (face it, tomatoes have probably been up there before, just in a different...form), you're safe for at least a little while. If it doesn't work itself out by say, the end of the day (or you have any discomfort whatsoever), I'd suggest seeing a professional.
03/09/2011
A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
Quote:
Originally posted by Vesper
I think for now I'm just going to see if nature moves things along, but if it starts to get painful whatsoever I will head to the ER.
Please, post an update when you sort this out. Best regards to you!
03/09/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
Although it's something organic and made of food, but the actual digestion of food takes place in the stomach and the small intestine. The large intestine is only for removing water from already digested liquid stool and ridding the body of used up blood cells, it doesn't actually "digest" food the way the upper GI system does. Also, the type of contractions are different than higher up in the GI tract, and it may not break down, although your colon may remove the water from the tomato, and leave you with a hard lump which could cause an obstruction. You could poop it out later, there is no way to know.

Some urgent care centers can handle this, some cannot. The ones at Walgreens or CVS are only staffed by Nurse Practitioners and are basically for sore throats and UTIs. They don't have the equipment nor training to remove things from the bowel.

I would go to the ER. Just to be on the safe side. Don't be embarrassed, every ER worker has seen this, and knows how to professionally deal with it.

Good luck. Let us know how you are after you receive care or it comes out.
03/09/2011
SexyStuff SexyStuff
I'd give it a day- I think if you eat some stuff, and relax, nature will take its course.
03/09/2011
Taylor Von Taylor Von
I have my nurses aid. If it don't come out within a few hours and trying, go to the doctor. If the item isn't properly clean or has spesticides on it, it can get really bad. Your system will adsorb those and you can get very sick, since it will not be passing through stomach acid to kill off the bad things.
03/09/2011
kinky girlfriend kinky girlfriend
Quote:
Originally posted by Vesper
I wasn't really sure where to post this, but here goes. Yes, I realize what I'm about to admit was colossally stupid on my part. I don't even know if anyone will read this before the matter becomes irrelevant. Anyway...

To get to ...
can you eat a meal and use a laxative?
03/09/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
If you have a short toy (or even fingers) that is the same size or bigger as the tomato, you might try and stretch out some to see if that helps. You just don't want to push it up any farther. Also try and work as much lube in there as you can.

I would not wait to long though. Better to go than wait and cause more problems.
03/09/2011
Eliza Eliza
I'm with Kinky Girlfriend. A laxative might help.

Keep us updated.
03/09/2011
Vesper Vesper
Fell asleep after my last post since I had been up all night. Woke up, ate a fiber bar, and then 'had to go'. Crisis averted! Definitely never doing that again. Thanks for the advice everyone!
03/09/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Vesper
Fell asleep after my last post since I had been up all night. Woke up, ate a fiber bar, and then 'had to go'. Crisis averted! Definitely never doing that again. Thanks for the advice everyone!
Glad to hear every thing worked uh...out. hehe
03/09/2011
Darling Jen Darling Jen
Hehehe this is an Eden Public Service Announcement.
03/09/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Vesper
Fell asleep after my last post since I had been up all night. Woke up, ate a fiber bar, and then 'had to go'. Crisis averted! Definitely never doing that again. Thanks for the advice everyone!
YAY! Joy for a successful Tomato Poop!

I'm so glad you're OK, Vesper.

Good man for keeping your head, though.



Damn, buy a butt plug, dude.
03/09/2011
gone77 gone77
Good news! Glad you're OK! Lesson learned, yeah?
03/09/2011
Jul!a Jul!a
I'm glad everything worked out for you
03/09/2011
Kindred Kindred
CatASStrophe averted! Seriously, I'm glad to see things worked out for the better.
03/09/2011
ScottA ScottA
This is a little late, but if the tomato still had a hard, pointy, dried-out stem attached then it could be bad - since it didn't (and you did wash it first, right?) it probably was OK. I'm not sure what the complications might have been if it had cracked and squirted, though, as the intestines generally don't have acid in them. It might have acted as a laxative, but then again it might have given you colitis. Better to be safe and not put funny things up there.
03/09/2011
Taylor Von Taylor Von
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Originally posted by Darling Jen
Hehehe this is an Eden Public Service Announcement.
LOL
03/09/2011
Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
CatASStrophe averted! Seriously, I'm glad to see things worked out for the better.
Hehe love it!!!
03/10/2011
Istanbull Istanbull
I would suggest only going to the ER as a last resort. This is a tomatoe. First off your bowels are already loaded with bacteria and feces may be digested food, it's still putrid so tomatoe rot from a day isn't going to hurt you. Unless you left the stem there, should be no sharps to worry about.

Let nature take its coarse and may I suggest try piercing the tomatoe with a tapered, yet blunt, object. Like the butt end of a sharpie. This will allow the tomatoe's insides to squeeze out, thus making it more squeezable and easier to pass. It's the skin that's keeping in its nice round shape.

Either way I hope you learned your lesson.
03/10/2011
Tidwtrguy Tidwtrguy
I'm glad this had a happy…ending
03/10/2011
ScottA ScottA
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Originally posted by Istanbull
I would suggest only going to the ER as a last resort. This is a tomatoe. First off your bowels are already loaded with bacteria and feces may be digested food, it's still putrid so tomatoe rot from a day isn't going to hurt you. Unless you ...
DON"T TRY TO CUT UP OR POKE THE TOMATO (or other object)!!!

It went in, it will come out. The object you use to poke the tomato will have a risk of poking you, and you can't easily tell if you're in danger because the intestines don't sense pain.

Also you'll let the juice out. Given most tomatoes' structure it probably won't shrink much, but on some people the acid juice can cause big problems with their intestines. It's rare, but people have been put in the hospital because of colitis due to things that got into their rectums, and it's not all scary industrial chemical stuff. Soap, acids (vinegar, lemon, whatnot) can damage your intestinal lining if you're susceptible.
03/11/2011
tammyandy69 tammyandy69
I know this is a very open group and we all have our own Kinks. But a tomato???? Next time try putting it in a condom..that way you have something to pull it out with.
03/11/2011
Darling Jen Darling Jen
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Originally posted by tammyandy69
I know this is a very open group and we all have our own Kinks. But a tomato???? Next time try putting it in a condom..that way you have something to pull it out with.
Actually, have you seen the "Not in Your Butt" video by Tantus? Hilarious! A tomato is the least of your worries. (Warning - you will laugh your butt off!)
03/11/2011
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
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Originally posted by Vesper
I wasn't really sure where to post this, but here goes. Yes, I realize what I'm about to admit was colossally stupid on my part. I don't even know if anyone will read this before the matter becomes irrelevant. Anyway...

To get to ...
Glad you're okay!!
03/14/2011
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