If there was no anal toys, what kind of fruit, vegetable or any other alternative would you use instead?

Mr Dj Mr Dj
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Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Banana
2
Zucchini
3
Carrot
5
Corn
3
Cucumber
11
Hair brush
5
Other (please post in comment)
25
Total votes: 54 (38 voters)
Poll is closed
03/23/2012
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RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
Just my fingers, probably.

I don't like the idea of using produce or household items as sex toys (you can thank my ex).
03/23/2012
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Used a hair brush as a first anal toy and I would probably pick corn from those listed.

I have been thinking of using a 2" tow ball I have...
03/23/2012
Mr Dj Mr Dj
Quote:
Originally posted by RomanticGoth
Just my fingers, probably.

I don't like the idea of using produce or household items as sex toys (you can thank my ex).
what did your ex do to you? (if not a big secret)
03/23/2012
froggiemoma froggiemoma
Probably hand also...the idea of using produce freaks me out.
03/23/2012
- Kira - - Kira -
Since almost all of those things have been listed as stuck in someone's butt and a resulting ER trip, I'd pass on all of them.
03/23/2012
DreamWolf DreamWolf
Lovely thread, off the grid toy pleasures!!!
03/23/2012
Elnoa Elnoa
Probably just a penis. They are usually attached to a flared enough base so as not to be lost.
03/24/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by RomanticGoth
Just my fingers, probably.

I don't like the idea of using produce or household items as sex toys (you can thank my ex).
WOW...you have us wondering what he did that turned you off so?
03/24/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Elnoa
Probably just a penis. They are usually attached to a flared enough base so as not to be lost.
TOO funny.
03/24/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by - Kira -
Since almost all of those things have been listed as stuck in someone's butt and a resulting ER trip, I'd pass on all of them.
I assure you, a fair number of toys...not made specifically for anal play, have gone to the ER also!!!!
03/24/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by froggiemoma
Probably hand also...the idea of using produce freaks me out.
WHY?
03/24/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr Dj
This is a private poll so go ahead and express yourself

We have used a cucumber as a "toy". It stays wet and slick. Sort of "unique" feeling. DID vaginal play with it...fun. Did anal play, but didn't put it in very far, and he actually put a pencil through the end "cross wise" to act as a STOP, in case it did get loose...and NO it never did. Of course, we were YOUNG and CRAZY...and wouldn't go there again, but it was fun in it's day.
03/24/2012
Harpina is gone Harpina is gone
Fingers only. I can't even imagine using any of the others.
03/25/2012
comatose-kitty comatose-kitty
I would just use a vaginal dildo then.
03/25/2012
ScottA ScottA
I don't think I'd use food - it just seems so wasteful. I'd make something up instead.
03/25/2012
Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr Dj
This is a private poll so go ahead and express yourself

I'd probably go with something with a large flared base.
07/09/2012
BrittaniMaree BrittaniMaree
agree with comatose-kitty answer, I would just use a vaginal dildo then.
05/24/2013
ChaiMocha ChaiMocha
None! or maybe a hairbrush if I had to pick one of the above.
05/24/2013
karenm karenm
A hairbrush, of these (because it would have a flared base).
05/25/2013
Katelyn Katelyn
OMG, This post makes me want to have sex with a zucchini, or maybe I'm just really hungry... either way a zucchini sounds great!
05/27/2013
Beautiful-Disaster Beautiful-Disaster
Uhm.. lol.. I've never used any fruit or vegetable as a toy.. but if I really needed something... & my fingers weren't doing anything, I'd use a cucumber.
05/27/2013
SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
Maybe a Banana...but he is pretty creative, so he would probably just make something. If it were up to me, his cock is the only toy I would need...for my ass or pussy!
05/28/2013
Cosmonaut Cosmonaut
I do not think I would use any of that for anal.
05/28/2013
Mr Dj Mr Dj
Quote:
Originally posted by Katelyn
OMG, This post makes me want to have sex with a zucchini, or maybe I'm just really hungry... either way a zucchini sounds great!
yeah!
06/04/2013
MrWill MrWill
I'd head to the hobby store and buy some modeling clay, some plaster, and some pourable silicone.
06/05/2013
TiffanyW TiffanyW
Not sure on that one!
06/05/2013
Septimus Septimus
Out of all of these, the hairbrush (with a wide bristle area) is the only one that could actually be considered anal safe.
06/07/2013
never shy never shy
A carrot wit a condom would be my pick
06/07/2013
Leather & Lace Leather & Lace
Probably just my hand..
06/07/2013
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