Have you ever had your man's penis get dirty while humping your ass?

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Have you ever had your man's penis get dirty while humping your ass?

Pegaholics Pegaholics
I'm just wondering how many people have had the ultimate mishap during anal sex. Have you ever had any dirty bits on your man's penis when he took your ass?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Yes, but he didn't mind
38  (48%)
Yes, and it ruined the night
4  (5%)
No, my ass is clean enough to eat out of
38  (48%)
Total votes: 80
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09/16/2011
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Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Pegaholics
I'm just wondering how many people have had the ultimate mishap during anal sex. Have you ever had any dirty bits on your man's penis when he took your ass?
truth is, he never got any fecal matter on it that way...but we did it once outside (on a private, PRIVATE, beach. He got SAND on his penis, when then immediately made its way into my anus. Ever been buggered with rolled up sandpaper???? Well, that says it all. All play stopped short, but I must admit, his close attention, in the shower and then tub, for the next hour, as he caressed the sand out of my tush was, really, kind of nice and sensual. He then "kissed it a lot" to "make it all better", which was not too bad either.
09/16/2011
Coralbell Coralbell
It's never happened to me. I have had that happen with toys, but luckily never with a partner. I don't douche either.
09/16/2011
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
truth is, he never got any fecal matter on it that way...but we did it once outside (on a private, PRIVATE, beach. He got SAND on his penis, when then immediately made its way into my anus. Ever been buggered with rolled up sandpaper???? Well, that ...
Perfect - I disaster turned erotic. Gotta love it!
09/16/2011
kendra30752 kendra30752
So that actually does happen? My partner and I are virgins with booty sex and the closest to anal either of us have came was when he rubs my booty, nothing goes in though! I don't think I'd like the feeling. Once I jerked and his finger was nearby and it kind of jabbed and that turned me off. I don't think I'd like that feeling of something going in there. I don't know why I can't get past it! But I always heard people joke about pulling out your penis and having yucky stuff on it, but I always thought that was exaggerating! I didn't know it was so common of a thing to happen. Guess my booty virginity is obvious.. Lol
09/19/2011
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
truth is, he never got any fecal matter on it that way...but we did it once outside (on a private, PRIVATE, beach. He got SAND on his penis, when then immediately made its way into my anus. Ever been buggered with rolled up sandpaper???? Well, that ...
OMG! OUCH!

Me either. It's been clean as a whistle. Knock on wood!
09/19/2011
Naughty Student Naughty Student
I don't douche or use enemas but I never propose anal sex if I haven't had a big bowel movement.

It has happened that after our anal sex and after he has pulled out (we wear condoms for anal sex and they are stark white, lol), that the condom is slightly a different color. There has never been a time where even a dime size amount of fecal matter was on him, it has always been very tiny, trace amounts that were there and sort of basically blended with the lube.

It has never bothered him, but it does embarrass me a slight bit but I get over it quickly.
09/24/2011
Forever17 Forever17
no thank goodness
09/26/2011
LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
Its happened to me before but he didnt care just cleaned up and kept going.
11/08/2011
Ash1141 Ash1141
Nope...but we don't do anal often
11/08/2011
Beck Beck
It has never happened to me when we did it, but I have had it happen during masturbation anally. I like to make sure I am clean and masturbate before anal though.
11/08/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
We've never had any problem with any "stuff" on his penis or on toys after anal play.

We only have anal sex or anal play if I feel things are "empty" in those areas. And, I always wash carefully before. I don't douche or use an enema (I'd be on the potty all night if I did that.) but I do get everything very clean.

Sand? UG.
11/08/2011
Destri Destri
Just once... he was okay about it but I was really embarrassed!
11/13/2011
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
truth is, he never got any fecal matter on it that way...but we did it once outside (on a private, PRIVATE, beach. He got SAND on his penis, when then immediately made its way into my anus. Ever been buggered with rolled up sandpaper???? Well, that ...
How sweet!
11/14/2011
godweensatan godweensatan
a little poo will wash off, the wonderful sensation of cuming into a girls ass will last forever (or at least the 6 seconds that i orgasm)
02/15/2012
spineyogurt spineyogurt
I mean its no big deal really
02/16/2012
PDXlady PDXlady
yup, it's happened. No, it's no biggy.
02/16/2012
SecretToyLover2 SecretToyLover2
Not sure why, but during anal I have never had an odd smell or any sort of dirtiness occur. It's odd because all my friends talk about this happening, and it has happened with my husband. I sort of feel abnormal. Nonetheless, I don't think it would ruin my night but I'm sure my husband would be a little grossed out.
02/17/2012
bunniebunnie bunniebunnie
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
truth is, he never got any fecal matter on it that way...but we did it once outside (on a private, PRIVATE, beach. He got SAND on his penis, when then immediately made its way into my anus. Ever been buggered with rolled up sandpaper???? Well, that ...
i;m torn between laughing and thinking that this is sweet!
02/19/2012
CanadianChick CanadianChick
Thankfully no
02/19/2012
Raizer911 Raizer911
Has happened once to me but it didn't bother me that much. Just move it to the shower
02/24/2012
Woman China Woman China
He wanted too, I didn't want too as I'd not cleaned for anal and I was having a wonky stomach day. I was on my hands and knees, and he just decided to anyways. He then got so offended that there was shit on his cock.

It kind of feels that the men I am with always suggest anal when I've had something to eat that doesn't like me.
02/24/2012
oneeyedoctopus oneeyedoctopus
No big deal.
02/24/2012
freda freda
Quote:
Originally posted by Pegaholics
I'm just wondering how many people have had the ultimate mishap during anal sex. Have you ever had any dirty bits on your man's penis when he took your ass?
yes
02/25/2012
godweensatan godweensatan
you people need to start douching ur shit shoots out....jesus
03/06/2012
tinadice tinadice
Quote:
Originally posted by Pegaholics
I'm just wondering how many people have had the ultimate mishap during anal sex. Have you ever had any dirty bits on your man's penis when he took your ass?
no!
03/21/2012
Trepier Trepier
Luckily haven't had that happen yet. Hopefully don't jinx myself.
03/23/2012
RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
I try to stay in the habit of cleaning up before. That just sounds embarassing.
03/23/2012
blackadeezee blackadeezee
Hasnt happened yet, hoping it doesnt. I think I would die of embarrassment but I doubt my husband would care.
04/29/2012
sweetpea12 sweetpea12
Quote:
Originally posted by Pegaholics
I'm just wondering how many people have had the ultimate mishap during anal sex. Have you ever had any dirty bits on your man's penis when he took your ass?
Yes but only once and we were in the shower, thank god
05/16/2012
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