vodka in ass

Contributor: ScottA ScottA
It's not so much that you're guaranteed to die as you will be at much greater risk if you make any sort of mistake.

You don't have to experiment, you can do the math. LD50 while not established on humans (per the datasheet I looked at) appears to be about 6500mg/Kg, which is about 83cc/Kg for 70%. Of course this is oral, and rectal administration would lead to peak blood concentrations much earlier and higher (as the liver would have less time to metabolize the alcohol before it was all in the bloodstream). I'm sure that you can find rectal vs oral absorption figures somewhere if you want to compute this.

As for "hurting"/"burning" one of the great dangers to any sort of anal/rectal thing is that the colon can't sense pain generally, so you wouldn't have any warning until the damage was done. Likewise the stomach stores things that come in via the mouth, so you can vomit stuff out if there's a noticeable toxin (and you have warning), which can potentially save your life. The rectum doesn't have this advantage, and while things can come out (and it would be much more embarrassing than a mere episode of vomiting) this isn't assured.

And one last bit of amusement, from the Ethyl Alcohol 70% MSDS:

"Odor: Mild, rather pleasant, like wine or whiskey"
12/10/2010
Contributor: MR Chickhabit MR Chickhabit
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I also have to say to Mr Chickhabit, you seem to be a little desperate to engorge yourself on other peoples stupidity. I find this disconcerting and a little sad. Perhaps you should be surfing threads somewhere you are more likely to find content ... more
desperate? i never said that i have done it and i sure dont intend on it.

im looking for discussions and input. i think i found it here, i just have to remember not to disagree with anybody who types up a wall of text, or two people in this case.
12/11/2010
Contributor: ScottA ScottA
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Originally posted by MR Chickhabit
desperate? i never said that i have done it and i sure dont intend on it.

im looking for discussions and input. i think i found it here, i just have to remember not to disagree with anybody who types up a wall of text, or two people in this case.
I imagine most people are primarily concerned with the possibility of you or someone else getting seriously injured. If you want to try it make sure that you start small (say half a drink) and dilute it down to under the strength of beer just to make sure.
12/11/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by MR Chickhabit
I dunno, the entire thread hasn't done it, and is just afraid. there is one who has and two nurses.

that isnt proof enough for me to believe that any amount of alcohol is dangerous.

just alot of speculation going on.
Well, I'd do it at your own risk. I'm one of the nurses, BTW.
12/11/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I have heard of people soaking tampons in alcohol and cramming them into random orifices. Personally I don't see the draw. I have had alcohol poisoning from oral ingestion and it was not pretty at all. 2 days of vomiting and 2 more days of ... more
You would still get the nausea (and perhaps even the vomiting) from anal usage of alcohol. (Honey, I know you are not thinking of trying it. ) The reason for the nausea from too much alcohol is more than just stomach irritation (although that's part of it) large amounts of alcohol trigger the nausea and vomiting center of the brain, to try to save the body by ridding it of the alcohol, as the body recognizes alcohol as a poison.

Also the liver is working overtime, no matter how alcohol is ingested and over work of the liver causes nausea (which is why a lot of people get nauseous, albeit only mildly) if they take too much Tylenol (acetaminophen) because this substance is is processed by hepatic route and can cause problems in large quantities to the liver and other organs. (Although in recommended doses, it's one of the safest medicines we have.)
12/11/2010
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by P'Gell
You would still get the nausea (and perhaps even the vomiting) from anal usage of alcohol. (Honey, I know you are not thinking of trying it. ) The reason for the nausea from too much alcohol is more than just stomach irritation (although that's ... more
I actually did read your post earlier about nausea still being a factor. It's actually why I posted what I did. I HATE being nauseous. If I am sick to my stomach for any reason I wait it out for a half an hour (depending on severity) and if I do not feel better I will make myself vomit in order to get whatever is going wrong in my stomach out of it. If that does not work I drink tons to try and dilute and flush whatever it is, I then curl up in a fetal position and hope it goes away.

I am not referring to alcohol specifically either, I rarely drink anymore and when I do I try to keep it to a level that will leave me with little to no hangover. I have to deal with kids most of the time and its hard enough to keep up with them sober.
12/12/2010
Contributor: That Guy That Guy
There was a book called Florida Roadkill in which the main character killed a guy by giving him an enema with alcohol. I've heard some stuff in the media about it but I was never sure how dangerous it really was. Guess this settles it.
01/05/2011
Contributor: 0letitgrow 0letitgrow
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Originally posted by secretnooner
has anyone ever tried a shot of vodka in the ass? had a gf that liked to take a shot always limited to just one but would get a rush from hell...i tried it and damn instant buzz, but i hear it can be dangerous...any other things people have tried?
Driving cars is probably more dangerous. If your safe I am all for it. Crazy stuff for sure though!
01/06/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Never tried it and never will!
01/06/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
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Originally posted by P'Gell
Probably because the people on this site tend to have a lot more common sense than the general population (that's my take) and that the practice is SO freaking dangerous.

Have you read the entire thread? It could easily lead to alcohol ... more
I agree!!!


Even half a glass of alcohol goes straight to my head so I would never try alcohol up my ass.
I like life - I don't have a death wish or go out of my way to perform possible harmful things to my body! I have more respect for my life and people who love me!
01/06/2011
Contributor: ScottA ScottA
Quote:
Originally posted by Shellz31
I agree!!!


Even half a glass of alcohol goes straight to my head so I would never try alcohol up my ass.
I like life - I don't have a death wish or go out of my way to perform possible harmful things to my body! I have more ... more
As the famous quote says, it "wouldn't be prudent".

I wouldn't be surprised if it burned unless you really diluted it (the alcohol) - keep in mind how it makes your mouth feel.
01/06/2011
Contributor: Misfit Momma Misfit Momma
I have never heard of this, and would never want to try it either.
01/06/2011
Contributor: Mr. & Mrs. Peg Mr. & Mrs. Peg
Ummmmm.....this is about as smart as inhaling alcohol. You bypass all the natural ways your body makes drining alcohol somewhat safe in moderation.

Play safely....that's my motto. There are lots of fun things to do that don't risk your health.
01/06/2011
Contributor: sweet seduction sweet seduction
not i
01/16/2011
Contributor: mariedoll mariedoll
Put the shot down your throat.
05/04/2011
Contributor: Eucaly Eucaly
Quote:
Originally posted by secretnooner
has anyone ever tried a shot of vodka in the ass? had a gf that liked to take a shot always limited to just one but would get a rush from hell...i tried it and damn instant buzz, but i hear it can be dangerous...any other things people have tried?
I've seen too many things in the news about people dying this way. Sounds like a very dangerous idea.
06/02/2011
Contributor: Eucaly Eucaly
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Originally posted by PonyPlay
She probably had that portion of her intestines removed. They can cut out almost half of you intestine and you can still live.
Yeah, but you might have to wear a colostomy bag so it isn't a great thing.
06/02/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
I think this Vodka thing is made up just to get our reactions!
06/02/2011
Contributor: daniel and frances daniel and frances
Quote:
Originally posted by secretnooner
has anyone ever tried a shot of vodka in the ass? had a gf that liked to take a shot always limited to just one but would get a rush from hell...i tried it and damn instant buzz, but i hear it can be dangerous...any other things people have tried?
woah. sounds painful...
06/02/2011
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
Please DON'T. An incredibly small amount, just a few drops, would make you very drunk. An entire shot would probably kill you.
06/02/2011
Contributor: Inwitari Inwitari
I've seen videos of teenagers "eyeballing" vodka. Apparently you can burn out your retina and go blind. Cheap thrills are too dangerous nowadays. As for the vodka in the ass- no thanks. I like being able to go to the bathroom without feeling like my ass is on fire. With the exception of spicy burritos from the taco truck.
06/02/2011
Contributor: ToyBoy ToyBoy
I know people who have because it is the quickest way to absorb alcohol....then again I'm in college & people will do anything. I have never and will never though.
06/03/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by secretnooner
has anyone ever tried a shot of vodka in the ass? had a gf that liked to take a shot always limited to just one but would get a rush from hell...i tried it and damn instant buzz, but i hear it can be dangerous...any other things people have tried?
Alcohol or any drug, will pass quickly into blood through anal tissue. It is extremely dangerous. Even safe drinkable levels can be toxic in a large bolus dose like that, to the brain or heart.
06/03/2011
Contributor: SexyLilPixi SexyLilPixi
Anyone hear about vodka soaked tampons being the new thing?
Damn, society has taken a turn for the worst!
06/03/2011
Contributor: meganthomas meganthomas
It has obviously already been said, but I'll just say it again... don't do it cuz you might die. Alcohol needs to be processed through the liver to take out the impurities and stuff... your asshole doesn't have a liver, does it? lol
06/09/2011
Contributor: Steve of Eden Steve of Eden
I have read about a few people dying from this online... the alcohol goes straight to the bloodstream instead of filtering through the kidneys first resulting in a huge blood alcohol level spike... I would be extremely careful with this... maybe try weaker liquors or go jackass style with beer lol... either way I wouldnt do too much...
06/20/2011
Contributor: catalunalilith catalunalilith
sounds like a general bad idea... the tissues there will absorb the alcohol quickly, perhaps so much so that they get damaged..
07/17/2011
Contributor: sarki sarki
Sounds like an immature thing to do
07/17/2011
Contributor: Sinfully Sinfully
Weird. No I haven't.
07/18/2011
Contributor: iLashe iLashe
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Originally posted by P'Gell
Yes, it is done with both children and adults. Usually either anti-emetics (drugs which prevent or reduce nausea and vomiting) and drugs which bring down fever.

We use them all the time in medicine, because giving oral drugs to a vomiting ... more
that's soo interesting about the french being more apt to suppository form. with care and calibrative consideration, i think it's probably more effective with lower doses given the 7:1 approx absorption increase compared to other methods. And less invasive than mainlining.
10/22/2011