What words do you never want to hear when a partner is penetrating you anally?

Bignuf Bignuf
This was a question from a "joke section" of a men's magazine from many decades ago, I was leafing through, when cleaning up the attic. Hubby and I were laughing all night coming up with clever, funny, serious responses.

So, what would your answers be???
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ScottA ScottA
#1 thing - not funny, and fortunately I'll never be hearing it from my wife:

"This will hurt a little"

Shows the wrong mindset.
LittleA LittleA
Did somebody fart?
Why Not? Why Not?
Well I think, "Honey, I forgot to mention that I totaled the car this afternoon" would pretty much suck.
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