Fastest Orgasm?--Bragging Corner!

Kim! Kim!
Go ahead and brag, what was your fastest orgasm ever and how did you manage it? If you didn't actually time it then give an estimate.

Mine was 12 seconds. I was in college at a super-religious school, I'm talking no dancing, opposite sex on certain nights, doors open, feet on the floor. I don't know why I was there. My roommate had taken to sleeping all day and being up all night, mostly sitting in the lounge (Fortunately she wasn't in the room too often; she also stopped showering too.), I think she was in competition with my severe insomnia or something but couldn't manage it.
She actually went to class one day. I waited a reasonable amount of time, reached for my cheapo plastic light blue trusty first vibe and went to work. I timed myself because I was curious how long it would taken after so much pent-up tension. It was an entire 12 seconds.

Also, I switched roommates the following semester.
11/15/2010
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Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
About 15 seconds. That's all it takes with my accuvibe mini if I'm already turned on from anything else - movie, erotica, talking to my man, etc.
11/15/2010
Jenn (aka kissmykitty) Jenn (aka kissmykitty)
A couple of weeks ago, I was one week out of gallbladder surgery and just dying to have sex. My husband and I had super-super careful sex, and I came in about ten seconds flat. It was AWESOME.
11/15/2010
mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
by myself? maybe no more than 20 secs. but with partner? no more than 5 min
11/15/2010
mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
Quote:
Originally posted by Jenn (aka kissmykitty)
A couple of weeks ago, I was one week out of gallbladder surgery and just dying to have sex. My husband and I had super-super careful sex, and I came in about ten seconds flat. It was AWESOME.
sounds awesome. making me jealous
11/15/2010
mandybeth mandybeth
if im forcing myself to wait....like a week or more...it can happen very fast.
11/20/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
Quote:
Originally posted by Jenn (aka kissmykitty)
A couple of weeks ago, I was one week out of gallbladder surgery and just dying to have sex. My husband and I had super-super careful sex, and I came in about ten seconds flat. It was AWESOME.
Wow, after my gall bladder surgery I didn't even want to think of sexy things for almost a month.
11/20/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
I an manage in under a minute with my Pocket Rocket, but it's not as satisfying as the slower kind, so I need some motivation to hurry.
11/20/2010
Tuesday Tuesday
The first time I used the Magic Wand I think it took me less than 10 seconds. 10 seconds tops.
11/20/2010
lemony lemony
Wow. In under 10 seconds? I need to start training.
11/21/2010
Tart Tart
I have no idea actually! Whoa, you got total bragging rights girlies. It usually takes me anywhere between 2-10 minutes to orgasm.
11/21/2010
Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by lemony
Wow. In under 10 seconds? I need to start training.
It was a one time only event. I'm not particularly speedy these days.
Oops. I meant to say 20 seconds tops.
11/21/2010
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
With my mystic wand or Fairy wand? 15-20 sec!!
11/21/2010
mandybeth mandybeth
Quote:
Originally posted by LavenderSkies
With my mystic wand or Fairy wand? 15-20 sec!!
Sometimes the quick ones make me the most shaky afterwards.
11/21/2010
Kim! Kim!
Damn, you guys are impressive!
11/22/2010
CS2012 CS2012
If I am very horny and haven't masturbated in several days I can usually have a orgasm in 5-8 seconds using my handy all intense egg vibe. The egg vibe has to be set on high.
11/26/2010
Wayne Kerr Wayne Kerr
Giving oral to my wife, I happened to see the clock as I started. One minute and ten seconds later she was finished and pushing me away. Not sure exactly how long 'til the beginning of the orgasm, though.

Then we bought several of the "arousal gels" to try out. I rubbed one of them on her and when I touched her with the vibrator, she came. I pulled it away and she stopped. I touched it to her clit again, and she started coming again. So...less than a second?

Don't ask me which product it was, though. We could never duplicate the results after that one time.

Wayne.
12/07/2010
pinkzombie pinkzombie
Quote:
Originally posted by Kim!
Go ahead and brag, what was your fastest orgasm ever and how did you manage it? If you didn't actually time it then give an estimate.

Mine was 12 seconds. I was in college at a super-religious school, I'm talking no dancing, opposite ... More
30seconds! Im sure!
12/09/2010
Naughty Student Naughty Student
Quote:
Originally posted by Tart
I have no idea actually! Whoa, you got total bragging rights girlies. It usually takes me anywhere between 2-10 minutes to orgasm.
Me TOO!

On my own, I have reached orgasm in about 1-2 mins, and with my partner, the quickest orgasm I have got was within 5-10 mins. It' is uber hard for me.
12/09/2010
Alicia Alicia
Hmm, I'm actually not sure. I like to put off my orgasms so that they're more intense so I don't think I've actually timed it to see how fast I could get off. Probably 30 seconds with a clit vibe if I wanted to though. From sex about 2-3 minutes without a vibe if I'm on top, and for oral/manual stimulation from my husband probably about...5 minutes? That's usually the times that I start to try and stop myself.
12/09/2010
seaofneptune seaofneptune
I haven't really timed mine but I can have one very quickly if I am turned on enough.
12/09/2010
Airekah Airekah
I have never timed myself but sometimes it seems like I literally touch myself with my handy dandy bullet and it's over. Other times, it seems like it takes forever and it's not even worth the effort. By hand, I never even masturbate that way anymore, so I have no idea how long that would take.
12/09/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
By myself, I can finish in about 20 seconds if I want to/force it but those are far less satisfying. And that is only if I'm already aroused.

With my partner...a few minutes would probably be the quickest. But again...much more enjoyable to wait it out. We enjoy long sex session and have pretty much trained ourselves to go long.
12/09/2010
IrishLassie IrishLassie
Quote:
Originally posted by seaofneptune
I haven't really timed mine but I can have one very quickly if I am turned on enough.
I am the same way too. I havent ever timed myself. But there was one time where I was so turned on, it only took my husband 2 thrusts and I was done..It was pretty damn amazing.
01/16/2011
Jin Jin
Less than 20 seconds, beyond that I couldn't be any more specific. I know I've had ones that were pretty darn fast, but when they're that fast I'm usually really riled up and paying attention to time isn't on my priority list.
01/19/2011
Vaccinium Vaccinium
Clearly this post is meant for women, because I can't imagine any man bragging about having a fast orgasm.
01/19/2011
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by mandybeth
Sometimes the quick ones make me the most shaky afterwards.
I can relate. I feel extremely lightheaded and shaky!
01/19/2011
zeebot zeebot
I think the fastest I've had one is a couple minutes. Jealous of you guys!
03/21/2011
Libra Libra
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
Clearly this post is meant for women, because I can't imagine any man bragging about having a fast orgasm.
True, not many guys I know brag about it, but I like to tease about the time my husband and I started to have sex and I tensed up my pc muscles. Completely caught him off guard and he finished in 2 pumps. Lol
We went for another round, but it made me laugh. =P
03/22/2011
*Huxley* *Huxley*
Less then 30 seconds with an aggressive vibe. 5-10 with partner.

I'm jealous of all this 'less then 5 minutes with a partner' business!
03/22/2011
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