Good for you, Dame Saphir. You might catch a lot of guff for that, but my girlfriend is in a similar spot, and I think that's pretty cool. Naturally, I would feel that way, since she's got nothing to compare me to, but she gets away with a lot because of it.
I can't really remember my first in life vividly, I was just sort of confused because I didn't know that was supposed to happen, or expect to have to clean up.
The first time I had an orgasm with a partner, I actually felt like my entire world fell apart. It was like I had spent all my time and energy wanting this one thing, and once it was over, suddenly I didn't need it or care about it anymore. It was a very dark 10 seconds of my life.
So there's a serious answer to a whimsical question for you.