Ejaculation bloopers

I love having it squirt on my face - I know I'm the odd one here I guess. I have had it go up my nose, in my eye and all over my hair before. I guess the worst and weirdest was I somehow got it in my ear once!!! Just a little but that was a little over the top even for me And I agree - yes it burns in the nose or eyes - best on the cheeks and chin or forehead Or just hold your mouth open and squirt it in

Epic win/fail. Hahahah!

Omg! This just happened LAST NIGHT and it was pretty fantastic. See, i'd been saving up for a few days and wanted to cum on her face (which she was totally up, and even hot, for) and when it finally happened it just got EVERYWHERE. It was pretty freakin' amazing. And yes, some did get in her nose, but she didn't really care to much to get it all out. And immediately afterwards we just started laughing our heads off (this was all AFTER we'd just had sex) and it felt really good to laugh like that. Idk why, but it did. And then she walked out into the kitchen to get a paper towel, instructing our roommate buddy to look away temporarily . All in all a really great night.

Nope. Never been there, although hubby loves watching that in his porn.

i dated a gal in college (early 80s) who sported a round tight afro perm. (she was caucasion) she was particular about her hairdo and i can understand. she wanted it to look perfect all the time. well, we had awesome sex. she was a very enthusiastic lover especially while giving oral. one night she had me sit on the couch and she knelt on the floor between my legs and proceeded to give me an awesome blowjob. once i was hard she started bobbing/sucking really fast. so fast that her afro was bouncing around. she was working me over. the visual alone was very erotic for me. after several minutes i felt my orgasm getting close so i told her i was about to cum. while bobbing she looked up at me and moaned 'uh huh'. she had one hand around the base of my dick and kept on bobbing fast and furious. i mean super fast! i guess she needed to stop for a sec so she backed off but gave my dick a few strokes as she composed herself. just as she started to lean down and resume bobbing i let go a massive cumshot. it went upward and hit just above her eyebrow and into the front of her afro. she was stunned and backed away but continued to stroke my dick. i let go another cumshot. this one landed on on the front and top of her fro. another shot came out and she turned her head...it hit on the side of her fro. i shot yet another stream at her and this one landed on the front of her fro again. it was sort of dangling there. she composed herself and went all the way down on my dick and i could feel her tongue working all over it. it felt incredible. i came some more. when i was finished she sat back on her feet and had this dazed look on her face. cum was all over her fro and face. i asked her if she was ok. she said 'oh yes...i just never expected you to cum that fast....or that powerful...' then she asked 'how much is on my fro?' i told her quite a bit. she got up and went to the bathroom and came back and said 'oh wow...you came all over it!' i told her how hot it was to see my cum landing on her curly hair. she left the cum in her fro while i went down on her and got her to orgasm. then she sucked me to an erection and then we started fucking. it was an awesome session. when i said i was about to cum she asked me to cum on her fro again so i stood up and she leaned her head down. i stroked off all over her fro. i actually laid my dick on her fro when i was finishing as it oozed out the last few drops. she later told me she thought it looked so hot to have cum on her fro. she let me do this several more times later on. it was fun. but that first time was not planned.

Ok well first of all I am a guy and I personally dont like cumming on my wifes face and I think I would only do it if she asked me to. I kind of think it is disrespectful. (just my opinion)

Either way... heres our stories...

She wanted me to play with myself while she was using a vibrator on me, she would suck on my then let me play with myself while she was lying infront of me on the bed. I eventually came so hard, it went through the open window and hit the screen in the window. And a good bit of it got stuck on the screen and spread out. It actually made a sound like a bug hitting a screen. She says OMG if that screen wasnt there you would have hit the roof! We both got a great laugh out of that one.

Another time she wanted me to cum on her chest because we were intending to both take a shower together afterwords. So I came on her chest and she basically rubbed it in we ofcourse didnt get into the shower and we sat and talked awhile until we started getting hot again. She was lying on her back with her beautiful brests and nipples sticking straight out in the dark so I had to suck on them.... Yeah.. so she didnt rub all of my cum onto her body to dry... I got a very big taste of myself for the first time on her nipples.... Not that it bothered me.. I looked at her and said so... thats how I taste... yep we got a good laugh out of that too.

i was recently finishing my husband with my hand/mouth. we was on his back, looked up to say something, and he shot so hard it landed on his face

lol i wasn't trying to get him to cum on my face i was trying to get him to cum on my tits.....he was laying down and and im laying between his legs either jacking him or sucking him i don't remember but it went up my nose instead....lol funny story though