Funny way to ask someone to go down on you

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Funny way to ask someone to go down on you

Enchantedkitty Enchantedkitty
The person i've been sleeping with has yet to make his way down south and i'm too much of a chicken shit to straight out ask.

We can talk about anything and everything yet I can't ask that.

Any tips of a fun less awkward way to ask?
08/13/2011
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Kindred Kindred
I don't have a suggestion of how to ask other than talking to him about your desires. However, you might get him to indirectly by buying a flavored lube and asking him to help with some "research" for a review.
08/13/2011
Ghost Ghost
Next time you are making out with you on top (and naked), why not just crawl up and straddle his face? It will be pretty clear whether he is into it or not.
08/14/2011
Beck Beck
Just push his head down there, men like this kind of thing! Tells him you know what you want.
08/16/2011
fronz fronz
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Originally posted by Enchantedkitty
The person i've been sleeping with has yet to make his way down south and i'm too much of a chicken shit to straight out ask.

We can talk about anything and everything yet I can't ask that.

Any tips of a fun less awkward way to ask?
I was baited into it by the stomach ache routine. We were to the point of where we were having sex. But on this evening I had gotten her clothes off. As soon as I had gotten her panties off she locked her legs and stated she had a stomach ache. I asked her if I could get her anything and she just asked me to kiss her stomach. Well after two requests to kiss lower I knew where it was going. Once I kissed low enough to kiss her hair her legs opened...lol. I loved it. Finding a way to make it fun is the key.
08/17/2011
AvianMinded AvianMinded
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Originally posted by fronz
I was baited into it by the stomach ache routine. We were to the point of where we were having sex. But on this evening I had gotten her clothes off. As soon as I had gotten her panties off she locked her legs and stated she had a stomach ache. I ...
That's really cute! Never heard of that one before.

In the winter we often help each other with shoes/boots when we're coming in from playing outside (we both love the snow.) One time he was kneeling in front of me I twitched my hips at him suggestively and said in my fake sexy voice "While you're down there, would you mind doing me a favor?" He laughed about it, but I think he took the joke to heart.

I got it that night.
08/17/2011
extrafun extrafun
maybe some night when your both naked, and he is on his back you can go down on him and just kind of invert your self so to speak. With your head between his legs, put your legs on both sides of his head. Start giveing him head and pushing your (you know) toward his fase, maybe even play with your self a litte so he can see it and watch. If that doesnt work I dont know what to tell you, it would get me going in a heart beat. The basic 69.
08/17/2011
Liz2 Liz2
I suggest just moving his head down there during foreplay. I wouldn't talk first about it.
08/17/2011
LaLaLouise LaLaLouise
My sweetie doesn't go down on me. It isn't that I'm too shy to ask, he makes the choice not to. A few weeks after he started sleeping with the first girl he ever had sex with, he decided to venture down there. But apparently she had some hygiene issues and he came right back up. I guess it sort of turned into a phobia for him lol. I'm the 5th girl he's slept with and he's never even tried on anyone since. I've asked him about and he doesn't completely shut it down, he just says, "Maybe one day". And I ask him if he thinks I smell bad, because he'll kiss my stomach or thighs, getting close enough to tell if I stink or not. He says no. And if I do say so myself, I do a VERY thorough job in the shower keeping her clean lol. I'm trying not to pester him too much about it, and I'm glad he's at least open to the idea. I guess we'll see what happens. I know that doesn't offer you any advice lol. I would say go with the one about having a stomach ache and asking him to kiss it, then asking him to go lower and lower. Maybe run your fingers through his hair if he likes stuff like that.
08/17/2011
fronz fronz
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Originally posted by AvianMinded
That's really cute! Never heard of that one before.

In the winter we often help each other with shoes/boots when we're coming in from playing outside (we both love the snow.) One time he was kneeling in front of me I twitched my hips ...
That is very sexy...nice!!
08/17/2011
Dawn (Lilac Distraction) Dawn (Lilac Distraction)
My lover says it's one of his favorite things to do. I usually don't have to ask him, and he doesn't ask me to do it on him. We just kinda go with the flow of things. When one of us does actually ask, it's in the way of "I would really like it if you went down on me."

There was a line in a movie that I've always wanted to use. A woman was sitting on the back of a couch with her legs spread as a guy was about to go down on her. She said to him "Mind if I smoke while you eat?" and lit a cigarette. Hahaha!
08/17/2011
Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
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Originally posted by fronz
I was baited into it by the stomach ache routine. We were to the point of where we were having sex. But on this evening I had gotten her clothes off. As soon as I had gotten her panties off she locked her legs and stated she had a stomach ache. I ...
lol i love this.
08/17/2011
Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
i'll be straight up with them and tell them to eat me out. i can be kind of demanding and aggressive in bed. and your partner can't read your mind so you got bring it up somehow, right?
08/17/2011
Dawn (Lilac Distraction) Dawn (Lilac Distraction)
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Originally posted by Ms. Spice
i'll be straight up with them and tell them to eat me out. i can be kind of demanding and aggressive in bed. and your partner can't read your mind so you got bring it up somehow, right?
^^^ this.


Hahaha. Yes. I agree. Sometimes being a little mean helps to get things done.
08/17/2011
fronz fronz
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Originally posted by Ms. Spice
i'll be straight up with them and tell them to eat me out. i can be kind of demanding and aggressive in bed. and your partner can't read your mind so you got bring it up somehow, right?
I don't mind aggressiveness in the bedroom. I love knowing what a woman wants and how she wants it. But if we are talking first times then some finesse is needed. I think there is etiquette involved in oral just like anything else. for example orgasms during oral should be announced so that the giver has the option of how to take it. If its first time oral then the giver should have the option of when they are or aren't ready to give it.
08/17/2011
ninja250 ninja250
Just guide his head where you want, we sometimes do need directions make sure to let him know when he's hitting the spot for you.
01/15/2012
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