Have you?...Would you??...

Contributor: AngelicaU AngelicaU
Absolutely not! There is no way someone could get me to do that or even consider it.
03/13/2011
Contributor: Miss Zombie Miss Zombie
Haha.. oh god. This doesn't even remotely interest me at all. I love my husband and I love oral, but you guys haven't seen my husband's face while pooping.
03/14/2011
Contributor: SapphirexIce SapphirexIce
This sounds disturbing and creepy, no thanks lol
03/15/2011
Contributor: beautiful beautiful
no thanks!
03/16/2011
Contributor: Fuck it. Fuck it.
I'm siding with all of the no's.
Just ew.
03/16/2011
Contributor: magicmac magicmac
I'd probably vomit. So no. :X
03/16/2011
Contributor: Danielle1220 Danielle1220
Yuck...very yuck lol
03/16/2011
Contributor: *Huxley* *Huxley*
NO. Never.
03/16/2011
Contributor: ATL Freak ATL Freak
Ewww, not my man. He stinks it up and I dont wanna be near that! hahaha
03/16/2011
Contributor: big b big b
never even think of asking.
05/29/2011
Contributor: SexyLilPixi SexyLilPixi
I wouldn't be right enough mentally again if I was even asked.
I'd say we need to evaluate the relationship.
05/29/2011
Contributor: Inwitari Inwitari
No way, and thankfully my hubby would never ask.
05/30/2011
Contributor: Retro Retro
Quote:
Originally posted by Tori Rebel
Some of you may be familiar with the term 'blumpkin' - the act of performing oral sex on a man while he is going to the bathroom. It comes up in funny movies (Harold and Kumar) and on things like Howard Stern now and then. I think the name ... more
No, thank you.
05/31/2011
Contributor: Miss Anonymous Miss Anonymous
No thanks, That actually sounds gross! lol I mean if it rocks your world go for it. My guy would lose his mind if i tempted to do something like that.
07/23/2011
Contributor: Dawn (Lilac Distraction) Dawn (Lilac Distraction)
I mean . . . why . . . would you?

There are some things I don't get.

If he likes anal sensations while getting head, tell him to stick something up there. Hahaha.
07/23/2011
Contributor: LostBoy988 LostBoy988
I'd rather not ....
07/23/2011
Contributor: ThoughtsAblaze ThoughtsAblaze
As much as I love giving blow jobs, this would be somewhere I drew the line. The only time I'll be in the room with someone who is pooping is if that person is potty training or has some legit reason for needing assistance.
07/23/2011
Contributor: Dawn (Lilac Distraction) Dawn (Lilac Distraction)
Quote:
Originally posted by Cadence
Oh god, I actually laughed when I read that. Sounds a bit like my boyfriend, but he prefers Xbox.
Sounds like my lover, too.

He's all about the PS3 and Call of Duty. Hahaha.
07/23/2011
Contributor: sarki sarki
No way
07/23/2011
Contributor: playtimeohsofun playtimeohsofun
Not for me.
07/24/2011
Contributor: virgomama616 virgomama616
no way. I have no desire to be involved with him going to the bathroom...
07/28/2011
Contributor: hottoday hottoday
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOWAY
07/28/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
No thanks, that's totally gross! Besides, we both like privacy when we use the toilet.
07/28/2011
Contributor: Seventeen Seventeen
M'no thanks. I had a period where I could deal wit' da poopoo, but that's gone a few years already.

Not for me, this one! Though I can imagine others enjoying it, I suppose. I've met a few poo-enthusiasts.
10/16/2011
Contributor: DeeDaw DeeDaw
Quote:
Originally posted by RosesThorns
As a general rule I keep bathroom business and Bedroom business separate.
Aggreed.
10/24/2011
Contributor: DiscretionAdvised DiscretionAdvised
Sounds terrible.
10/26/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
I don't think I could do this.
10/26/2011
Contributor: arewehavingfun? arewehavingfun?
Quote:
Originally posted by Tori Rebel
Some of you may be familiar with the term 'blumpkin' - the act of performing oral sex on a man while he is going to the bathroom. It comes up in funny movies (Harold and Kumar) and on things like Howard Stern now and then. I think the name ... more
Wouldn't this be like a man peeing in you mouth? I don't see how going to the bathroom and sucking a penis are compatible. I am curious what the attraction is to those who do this as part of their play time.
10/26/2011
Contributor: arewehavingfun? arewehavingfun?
Quote:
Originally posted by gone77
I wouldn't do it willingly, but I suppose if I was in a D/s relationship I'd have to if that's what my Dom wanted. I'd really hope he wouldn't! Just ewwwww.
No, even in a dom/sub relationship the sub always has (or at least should have) the option to say "NO!!". Otherwise it is abuse.
10/26/2011
Contributor: arewehavingfun? arewehavingfun?
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunsmoke
Comes under the category - just because you can, doesn't mean you should! There are just too many more pleasurable options.
AGREE!
10/26/2011