Here's for the STRAIGHT men! Have you ever had a female give you a blowjob that you DIDN'T enjoy?

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Here's for the STRAIGHT men! Have you ever had a female give you a blowjob that you DIDN'T enjoy?

ToyGurl ToyGurl
I'll make another thread for the gay men, but I feel like it's different for gay men since they know what they would want during head. Giving them somewhat of an advantage.

Anyhow, has this ever happened to you? I always make my fiance cum, and I'm a pro at it now since it's been 6 years now. But I remember a time when I was near to giving up on the whole idea of fellatio. I felt like I just wasn't doing it right. So please share your experiences in the discussion area, and vote in the poll! I'm making voting private since I know some of our significant others are on EF.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Yes, I have had someone give me a bad blowjob
40
No, I have never had a bad blowjob from anyone
7
People are lucky just to get head! How could it suck!?
1
It sucked because the female hurt me
6
It was bad because the girl was too rough
14
It was bad because the girl wasn't rough enough
2
I didn't like the girl too much, which took away from the experience
4
I was nervous, which made it awkward
4
Other/ I don't know why it was so bad
4
The female got better as time went on
9
The female never got better at giving head
7
Total votes: 98 (48 voters)
Poll is closed
06/07/2011
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Vaccinium Vaccinium
The worst was from a girl I dated early in college. Basically, she used her teeth as much as her lips and it just plain hurt. I ended up nicknaming her "The Rake" because of her technique (or lack thereof). Granted, I've never had an orgasm from any blowjob, but hers were the only ones I dreaded.
06/07/2011
ToyGurl ToyGurl
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
The worst was from a girl I dated early in college. Basically, she used her teeth as much as her lips and it just plain hurt. I ended up nicknaming her "The Rake" because of her technique (or lack thereof). Granted, I've never had an ...
Lmao! "The RAKE"!!! That's a hilarious nickname, but I'm sorry it hurt so much.
06/07/2011
B8trDude B8trDude
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
The worst was from a girl I dated early in college. Basically, she used her teeth as much as her lips and it just plain hurt. I ended up nicknaming her "The Rake" because of her technique (or lack thereof). Granted, I've never had an ...
"The Rake"?! At least she wasn't "the Rasp"!
06/07/2011
Istanbull Istanbull
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGurl
I'll make another thread for the gay men, but I feel like it's different for gay men since they know what they would want during head. Giving them somewhat of an advantage.

Anyhow, has this ever happened to you? I always make my fiance ...
Unfortunatly you didn't post an "other" for reasons.

Mine is: She was so damn worried about my pre-cum that she took forever to start. She wouldn't start unless I was totaly hard and her jerking me off was making me drip. Stalling, stalling stalling. Then the whole time she's sucking she kept stoping about every two minutes to say "You better tell me when you're going to cum." Then after I cum she starts wiping it off on me with a "yuk, that gross. 'GAG!'"

I'm still with her and no, after 15 years she hasn't gotten better. It's at a point I no longer even want head from her.
06/07/2011
newfoundlust newfoundlust
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGurl
I'll make another thread for the gay men, but I feel like it's different for gay men since they know what they would want during head. Giving them somewhat of an advantage.

Anyhow, has this ever happened to you? I always make my fiance ...
Yes, a girl who didn't know what she was doing. No suction, teeth scraping, and no combination of hands/mouth.
06/07/2011
El-Jaro El-Jaro
The Rake is pretty bad, but there are worse...

The Masher - mercilessly mashes and mangles the testes to the point where nothing will happen for the rest of the time. aka too rough

The Misinformed Sadist - "Oh, you're twitching and shaking. That must be good!" Um no. That means it's too much sensation and it's almost starting to hurt, but I can't tell you because I'm writhing and can't speak.

The Reluctant Polisher - They don't want to do it. You know they don't want to do it, but they won't say "no". It's like watching the booking of a guilt trip. If you don't want to do it, say "no, I don't want to do it".


I've had a few bad hummers and a far fewer amount of good blow jobs. Really, it's gotten to the point where I don't care about them, whatever and ever.
06/07/2011
BexvanKoot BexvanKoot
I can't speak for gay men & fellatio, but the idea that (for example), women must be better at going down on women because they have similar parts? Totally not true. Seriously.
06/07/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
I have not had many to begin with, those that I have had were all good. The first few times the wife gave me them it was ok, but she has got a lot better over the years. Just last year she actually was able to bring me to orgasm and she swallowed. I will never forget that day.
06/07/2011
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
I'm lucky - never had a bad blow job. Didn't get that many before getting married and my wife is very good at it.
06/07/2011
ToyGurl ToyGurl
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
The Rake is pretty bad, but there are worse...

The Masher - mercilessly mashes and mangles the testes to the point where nothing will happen for the rest of the time. aka too rough

The Misinformed Sadist - "Oh, you're twitching ...
Dear Lord those all sound horrible. I think my issue was either being too intensely stimulating, or too weak. And it didn't make things easy that my fiance was 1) a virgin before he met me, 2) very sensitive, and 3) didn't give me any pleasure signs whatsoever.

All the guys before him would tell me how "beast" I was at giving head, and I never had issues until my fiance. I've learned to please him the way he wants it now, but he is a very picky man. Do one thing wrong and the whole blowjob is messed up. Thankfully I've got it down now!
06/07/2011
indiglo indiglo
Answering for my man here. He has had bad head, the worst he had was a girl who clearly did not want to be doing it - so it started off bad from the get go. He loves head, but only if the woman wants to be giving it. It took forever, seemed perfunctory and then at the end she ran to the bathroom to spit and acted grossed out. He never accepted a blow job from her again, even though they did date for a short time still.
06/07/2011
Liz2 Liz2
I am answering for my b/f. I did give him a bad BJ at the beginning, it seems that his head is very sensitive after ejaculation but I, not knowing, just kept going poor guy. Communication is so important...hasn't happened again.
06/08/2011
Jul!a Jul!a
I'll answer for my husband. He's all about the emotional connection and if he isn't feeling that, nothing is as good as it could be. He's had decent enough blow jobs in the past, but none of them were all that fantastic. He says that I'm a natural and the best he's ever had, and the facial expressions seem to back that up, lol.
06/08/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
Like this one?

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06/08/2011
guard083 guard083
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
The worst was from a girl I dated early in college. Basically, she used her teeth as much as her lips and it just plain hurt. I ended up nicknaming her "The Rake" because of her technique (or lack thereof). Granted, I've never had an ...
Nice haha
06/08/2011
guard083 guard083
This happened a long long time ago, but this chick honestly didn't want to and you could tell
06/08/2011
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGurl
I'll make another thread for the gay men, but I feel like it's different for gay men since they know what they would want during head. Giving them somewhat of an advantage.

Anyhow, has this ever happened to you? I always make my fiance ...
Sigel has stories about bad blow jobs but I asked him to teach me what he wants and be very interactive with me. He also loves a bit of the sting of teeth to outright biting so it's been a bit easier to learn how to manage my teeth.

Now Arch is SUPER sensitive so I have to really be careful but again it was about interactive trial and error until we developed a rythym and technique that suited us.

I find if you remove the ego from sex and simply learn your partner the odds of having a truly horrible experience diminishes greatly!
06/08/2011
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by BexvanKoot
I can't speak for gay men & fellatio, but the idea that (for example), women must be better at going down on women because they have similar parts? Totally not true. Seriously.
LOL listening to my gay male friends talk about blow jobs is hilarious because they sound just like straight guys. Giving head is a skill that has to be taught and learned.
06/08/2011
Mikey Likesit Mikey Likesit
Yes from a chick in a car that wouldn't swallow. She got me right up to that point and stopped. She didn't want it in her car either so that was it, put it away. Then she said she had heard from people that she was great at it and asked me how I liked it. I told her my parents had always taught me to never start a job that I wasn't prepared to finish. If I had wanted to keep her that would have been the wrong thing to say.
06/08/2011
tim1724 tim1724
Only blowjob I didn't enjoy was one I received while so tired I was constantly fighting to stay awake. That wasn't very fun. That wasn't her fault at all, of course, so I'm not going to count it. Other than that, I can't think of any unpleasant experiences.
06/08/2011
ijako9 ijako9
Too much teeth. She even got me to bleed. Not a very pleasing experience
07/20/2011
Lucky21 Lucky21
Yeah, there was a gal who I hooked up with a couple of times who just gave teeth. Also didn't take instruction well, so that ended.
07/20/2011
The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGurl
I'll make another thread for the gay men, but I feel like it's different for gay men since they know what they would want during head. Giving them somewhat of an advantage.

Anyhow, has this ever happened to you? I always make my fiance ...
Yep, several times. I have been told its not easy with my size but teeth really can kill the mood especially molars.
07/29/2011
Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
I answered for my husband. He didn't really like the girl, so it wasn't good for him.
07/29/2011
PuddlePuppy PuddlePuppy
Teeeeeeeeeeth.
Oh god teeth. Biting is only appropriate in very VERY particular ways! And scraping is NEVER a good idea!!!
08/26/2011
Mister CreamySweet Mister CreamySweet
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGurl
I'll make another thread for the gay men, but I feel like it's different for gay men since they know what they would want during head. Giving them somewhat of an advantage.

Anyhow, has this ever happened to you? I always make my fiance ...
An ex-girlfriend, Magxxx, thought she was really all that when it came to giving BJ's. The problem was she wasn't. She said she really liked doing it but never varied her technique - which would be like having a ballerina turn in a circle to the right then to the left and say ok I'm done - that was my act. What did you think? Like everything some folks are gifted at it (As is my wife (CreamySweet), and then there are those who need to work at it a bit more. In this woman's case though I think she just needed to give it up. Guys for you - it's all about the feedback. If you like it and enjoy it show it - and always say thank you no matter what. If you didn't - still say thank you and point out all the good about it and maybe only one or two things that might work better on you (Never - ever - ever tell her she was doing it wrong!!!!! Just how it might work better for you!)
10/16/2011
The Curious Couple The Curious Couple
I've only gotten one from my girlfriend, and they're always good!
10/16/2011
Brandon Lee Brandon Lee
A bad position can give a man "the rake" from nearly any girl. I've got a woman is fantatic at it, i would think trainied by a pro. but if the position is bad and the angel is bad the rake comes out. Before this current incantation of partners a privious one had as much interest in it as she did accounting. So it was a "let's get this done" sort of thing. At 18 that was great, at 28, it was starting to get pretty sad.
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10/27/2011
Cherrylane Cherrylane
As a girl, I don't have any stories of my own. However, my guy's best friend went camping with a girl who gave him a bj and and threw up on him and the sleeping bags. They were way out in the mountains.

I've definitely had my share of gagging, but I'm not sure how someone gets to the "I'm truly about to puke on this guy's penis" without realizing it and stopping. Drunk, maybe... But sober?!?
10/27/2011
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