Insanely kinky plan, but in need of SPERM STORAGE facts. No kidding.

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Insanely kinky plan, but in need of SPERM STORAGE facts. No kidding.

Bignuf Bignuf
This is as kinky as it gets. A girlfriend is going overseas on business for four months. She has a VERY horny guy, who she have lived with for four years. She claims they still "get it on" daily, at least!!!

Now, they will be VERY apart.

She has bought him a bunch of male masturbation toys, and made him promise to be completely faithful, but has one BIG request.

She wants him to KEEP all the sperm he squirts out...each and every time. She got him some new canning jars just for that reason. However, if anyone is aware, sperm goes VERY bad in hours if left out. Smells bad and just "rots".

She is trying to see if it will "keep" if in the fridge or maybe even the freezer. WE know that sperm banks keep the stuff on DRY ICE, but that ain't practical for home use for four months...so will a regular freezer do it?

Her plan? When she gets back, she wants to sit him down and make him watch her drink down all the juice he has left her over those three months, before locking the doors and spending a full weekend "doing him" to make up for "lost time".

However, she does NOT want to get ill or have his otherwise "tasty" jizz taste rotten or awful. She wished she had thought of this earlier and could have experimented, but she is leaving in two weeks and there is just no time to find out from trial and error. She cannot find any "sperm preservation guides" either.

Anyone on EF have any experience or suggestions??????

THANKS!!!!!
10/21/2011
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Ansley Ansley
That's a pretty intense request. Why not do a couple of tests for her?

Just about all condoms have some form of powder on the inside, (if they aren't lubricated), so I can't see how transferring sperm from a condom to the jar would be a good idea.

And if he's using sleeves and other penetrable toys, wouldn't that create a roadblock also? What's he supposed to do? Pour lubed up sperm into the jar afterwards?

Sounds like if it would work at all, he'd have to cum in the jar and then immediately freeze it. I think it's similar to freezing egg whites, great idea in theory, but only if it's mixed into something after they've been thawed. I just don't see how she'd be able to freeze it, thaw it and then drink it.
10/21/2011
Kkay Kkay
All I can think about is semen jam. (Damn you, Sherlock fandom, damn you.)

Is there a possibility she'd be willing to compromise on a bukkake-esque semen pouring over her body? Because of her weekend plans taking a chance on getting sick from consumption really doesn't seem like a good idea.
10/21/2011
El-Jaro El-Jaro
DAMN!

That's Anabolic material right there!
10/21/2011
Antipova Antipova
Here's what I know: dairy and beef cattle breeders save semen with liquid nitrogen. I'm not sure if they use LN2 because dry ice isn't cold enough, or because dry ice has less longevity and is therefore more expensive or something. I know it's easy to pick up dry ice, but getting some LN2 requires some kind of fancy storage device, and possibly proof that you're either a farmer or a chemistry teacher. (Not sure, but I assume.)

So, if she needed the sperm to be viable, she'd have to get out the big guns.

But just to be drinkable? A home freezer should be fine, I think... I've done this oncce, but just one shot in an ice cube tray, Friday night to Saturday morning, for some "ice cold snowballing" with my partner at the time. I mean, it was just overnight... but it sure wasn't rotten! The texture had changed from milky to clearish, though. If he wanted to keep it milky, maybe flash-freeze with dry ice, so the proteins don't have time to unfold during a slow cooldown, but then store in the regular freezer once it's solid?

Good luck to her! And, if it doesn't work out, the bukkake bath sounds hot too.
10/21/2011
arewehavingfun? arewehavingfun?
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Originally posted by Bignuf
This is as kinky as it gets. A girlfriend is going overseas on business for four months. She has a VERY horny guy, who she have lived with for four years. She claims they still "get it on" daily, at least!!!

Now, they will be VERY ...
By personal career experience, sperm banks do not keep sperm on dry ice. The specimen is collected in a sterile cup and transferred by special syringe to a small test tube like container (also sterile). It is placed in a kind of largish metal container with separate spaces for each vial. It is immediately frozen by chemicals (liquid nitrogen that does not come in contact with the sperm). It is kept that way unti insemination time when the individual sample (usually at least 2)is thawed and "washed" to condense the viable sperm.

I can not imagine why she wants the sperm. It would be no good for insemination.
10/26/2011
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