The NASTIEST thing you have NEVER seen on Porn, but want to....Oral Sex Department.

Bignuf Bignuf
Our "Friday" free speaking dinner group met last night, and after an hour of talking politics, we finally got off that blood pressure raising topic and got around to our favorite...sex. Now, we had a good size group this time (varies from 2 to 14 couples), and last night we had seven couples. We got to talking about things we see in Porn (we all watch it as couples) and things we have "never seen" but would find "really sexy..a turn on". Conversation got REALLY explicit and pretty wild, I must admit.

When all was said and done, we had "consensus" on a few "topics"...anal, oral, regular sex, group sex...etc, but I will save SOME for other topic postings in days to come. For right now, let's stick to one of the ORAL ideas we had.

I sure hope someone who is into making adult porn will be reading this...since we had all seven men and all seven woman said they had "never seen this in any adult DVD, but thought it would be "sexy".

Having a woman sit at a long, narrow "table" (could be a 2 x 4 supported on both ends), with a long row of dessert cups on it....with things like honey, chocolate sauce, caramel, marshmallow fluff, etc, in each "cup". A guy with an erection stands in front of her and she guides him around as she sees fit, and "dunks him" into each "cup" and then sucks off the "treat". This could keep up till he couldn't hold it, and would cum in an empty cup at the end of the row, where she could then, again "dip him" and lick it all off.

SO.....anyone else think this "nasty" idea is one YOU would want to see in some adult movie??? Voting is private, so be honest.

A couple of gals in our group...me included, think we may actually give this one a try ourselves. Sounds fun and easy (if a bit messy). Worth "filming" for our own later viewing too. Ha, Ha.

THANKS.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Sounds like delicious fun. Yum.
26
Yuk. Sounds messy. Don't want food and sex to mix.
17
Other?
5
Total votes: 48 (48 voters)
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09/18/2011
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AndroAngel AndroAngel
Sounds like it might be funny, maybe even something silly to play around with, but it's not really something I'd watch in a porn.
09/18/2011
Rossie Rossie
I have a mild case of OCD, so I definitely do not want to mix food with sex, especially with sweet stuff that will create an awful mess! Even just watching it in porn will make me wince!
09/18/2011
Miss Voluptuous Miss Voluptuous
That sounds wonderful and decadent. Sort of like peel me a grape but.... hmmm... different. It would have to be at a very luxurious pace for me, like the woman was a queen and that was her favourite way of being served treats.
09/18/2011
Coralbell Coralbell
I don't think it's gross, but it doesn't sound sexy to me at all.
09/18/2011
Illumin8 Illumin8
Not a huge fan of food and sex together, but this idea doesn't gross me out.
09/20/2011
domsub1993 domsub1993
I don't like to mix food and sex...
09/20/2011
Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
Count me as another one who doesn't like food and sex together.

The only nasty oral sex idea I can come up with on my own may have been done, but I'll share anyway. I haven't seen it done myself, but I would love to see a girl get face-fucked while wearing a spider gag or similar device.
09/20/2011
Katastophy Katastophy
I wouldn't watch it as porn, but it sounds yummy, and I might give it a try some day.

I'd love to get face-fucked with a spider gag on.
09/25/2011
ijako9 ijako9
I think this is one of the greatest ideas I've ever heard!
09/26/2011
emilia emilia
Quote:
Originally posted by AndroAngel
Sounds like it might be funny, maybe even something silly to play around with, but it's not really something I'd watch in a porn.
Not something I want to watch
09/26/2011
fronz fronz
Sex and food is not sexy in my book either. However I would like to see more erotic/sexy/dirty talk Q/A during cunnilingus. Also, more oral where the girl is really wet would be more realistic as well...more sheet soaking oral.
09/30/2011
Bonesdance Bonesdance
I've often suggested that my wife try putting tasty things on my penis during oral, but she has always declined. I really confused - what woman wouldn't enjoy a peanut-butter penis and nutella nutsack?
11/27/2011
RedGoddess RedGoddess
sounds like a fun idea?
11/29/2011
zeebot zeebot
Sweet things near genitals makes me cringe.
11/29/2011
HomuHomu HomuHomu
Dericious.
11/30/2011
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Our "Friday" free speaking dinner group met last night, and after an hour of talking politics, we finally got off that blood pressure raising topic and got around to our favorite...sex. Now, we had a good size group this time (varies from 2 ... More
Sounds interesting..
12/01/2011
deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Our "Friday" free speaking dinner group met last night, and after an hour of talking politics, we finally got off that blood pressure raising topic and got around to our favorite...sex. Now, we had a good size group this time (varies from 2 ... More
I'm pretty open to a lot of things but this doesn't sound sexy or interesting to me.
09/21/2012
GirlOnGirl GirlOnGirl
This sounds amusing but not really sexy
09/21/2012
Absinthe Absinthe
That would be so much fun to do..but I could think of soooo much more to do with that scene!
09/30/2012
Jenny Swallows Jenny Swallows
It would make a great movie scene, but not sure I'd be so keen to actually try it. I don't like anything getting between me and the cock I'm sucking, not even different flavors
04/14/2013
RonLee RonLee
Sounds like fun as well as safer than putting food into a pussy.
Done that many years ago and while it was fun for both of us at the time, the poor girl suffered from an awful yeast infection later. Neither of us knew that was going to happen.
04/15/2013
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