In honor of my horrible Ex that will not stop finding new ways to contact me I want to know what is the worst technique a person has used on you and how you dealt with it. The Ex in question was horrible at going down on me. He could not find my clit to save his life which was shocking considering I'm always shaved and he had an extreme case of excess saliva. I swear I think he was just down there drooling on me for an hour. HUGE turn off.
The Worst
The Worst
Lol.. the worst for me was one really religious guy I dated for a little while. To start, it was a long distance relationship, so I barely saw him. Second, he felt so guilty about having sex and not being married, that he couldn't do it! The very few times he actually tried to, it would be mere pathetic minutes before he'd roll off of me and apologize. Once, the TV was on, and.. I really was trying to stay interested in him, but his performance was so sad, I was more interested in what was on TV! I felt bad for him and his poor, limp penis. Ugh, exs, lol.
07/13/2009
I had an ex who decided that *gnawing* on my clit was an awesome idea, and he wasn't very good at listening when I told him otherwise, repeatedly. To add to that, the same ex didn't care about whether I orgasmed during foreplay or sex, because I took more than three minutes to do so, and he would get frustrated by that point (gee I wonder why it took a while, given the aforementioned technique...).
07/13/2009
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LOL I use to start to look at the TV as well. I felt so bad for him I should have felt bad for myself.
Originally posted by
Valyn
Lol.. the worst for me was one really religious guy I dated for a little while. To start, it was a long distance relationship, so I barely saw him. Second, he felt so guilty about having sex and not being married, that he couldn't do it! The very few
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Lol.. the worst for me was one really religious guy I dated for a little while. To start, it was a long distance relationship, so I barely saw him. Second, he felt so guilty about having sex and not being married, that he couldn't do it! The very few times he actually tried to, it would be mere pathetic minutes before he'd roll off of me and apologize. Once, the TV was on, and.. I really was trying to stay interested in him, but his performance was so sad, I was more interested in what was on TV! I felt bad for him and his poor, limp penis. Ugh, exs, lol.
07/14/2009
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OMG and I thought drooling was the worst. You win! I hate it when they don't listen like how and why do they think they do not have to listen to what you are saying about you body and how it feels. It is like I'm trying to be nice here I really think you want me to hurt your feelings.
Originally posted by
Ariane
I had an ex who decided that *gnawing* on my clit was an awesome idea, and he wasn't very good at listening when I told him otherwise, repeatedly. To add to that, the same ex didn't care about whether I orgasmed during foreplay or sex, because I took
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I had an ex who decided that *gnawing* on my clit was an awesome idea, and he wasn't very good at listening when I told him otherwise, repeatedly. To add to that, the same ex didn't care about whether I orgasmed during foreplay or sex, because I took more than three minutes to do so, and he would get frustrated by that point (gee I wonder why it took a while, given the aforementioned technique...).
07/14/2009
I remember one who would not listen to what I told him to do. Even though I repeatedly told him to circle my clit at least to start off with, he would invariably want to rub it hard. I never figured out why he wanted to do it that way. Sometimes it became painful, and many times he just desensitized it. It didn't take long before he was history.
07/15/2009
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Good for you I kept the Drool King for much too long and the craziest thing to me was he thought he was the greatest lover and I FAKE NOTHING so if I'm looking at my manicure while your eatting me isn't that a clear sign that ur lovin is NOT DA BOMB?
Originally posted by
Raven
I remember one who would not listen to what I told him to do. Even though I repeatedly told him to circle my clit at least to start off with, he would invariably want to rub it hard. I never figured out why he wanted to do it that way. Sometimes it
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I remember one who would not listen to what I told him to do. Even though I repeatedly told him to circle my clit at least to start off with, he would invariably want to rub it hard. I never figured out why he wanted to do it that way. Sometimes it became painful, and many times he just desensitized it. It didn't take long before he was history.
07/15/2009
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He thought he was being "dominant", and that he was a great lover. Eh, not so much.
Originally posted by
Rocky LaFemme
OMG and I thought drooling was the worst. You win! I hate it when they don't listen like how and why do they think they do not have to listen to what you are saying about you body and how it feels. It is like I'm trying to be nice here I really think
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OMG and I thought drooling was the worst. You win! I hate it when they don't listen like how and why do they think they do not have to listen to what you are saying about you body and how it feels. It is like I'm trying to be nice here I really think you want me to hurt your feelings.
07/16/2009
The flat cow tongue licking is the worst to me. I had a partner who would do that over and over, like licking ice cream or something. When I tried to explain why it wasn't so great, he said that "something is wrong with (me)" because women just LOVE they way he does that. It made me giggle because I was imagining all these poor women faking orgasms to get him to stop that. =)
07/16/2009
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Wow. What's wrong with guys like that? Do they just not know/care how to do it right or have other women been submissive with them and not told them that they didn't like it?
Originally posted by
Liz
My worst was an ex who, with no foreplay whatsoever, would just start sucking on my clit as hard as he could.... and that was ALL he did. His idea of oral sex might have gotten a high-end vacuum cleaner turned on, but needless to say, it did nothing
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My worst was an ex who, with no foreplay whatsoever, would just start sucking on my clit as hard as he could.... and that was ALL he did. His idea of oral sex might have gotten a high-end vacuum cleaner turned on, but needless to say, it did nothing for me. OW.
07/17/2009
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I'm having a horrible flash back "flat cow tongue licking" he did that as well. WHY WHY WHY? I think once every five minutes is all of that I can take.
Originally posted by
Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
The flat cow tongue licking is the worst to me. I had a partner who would do that over and over, like licking ice cream or something. When I tried to explain why it wasn't so great, he said that "something is wrong with (me)" because women just LOVE
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The flat cow tongue licking is the worst to me. I had a partner who would do that over and over, like licking ice cream or something. When I tried to explain why it wasn't so great, he said that "something is wrong with (me)" because women just LOVE they way he does that. It made me giggle because I was imagining all these poor women faking orgasms to get him to stop that. =)
07/17/2009
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I think it is a combination of not knowing and not caring. I think a lot of guys crap porn and not instructional videos and that is where they learn their technique and then they get with women fake their orgasms and so they have no idea what it really takes.
Originally posted by
spicywife
Wow. What's wrong with guys like that? Do they just not know/care how to do it right or have other women been submissive with them and not told them that they didn't like it?
I really do not understand faking I have never been tempted to do that and I have never been with a man who faked his so why in the world would I fake mine.
07/17/2009
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The worst one for me was a guy who thought that a large curled tongue shoved as far inside me as possible was the way to get me "purring" (his words). No amount of patient explaining that I need clitoral stimulation (and this was both me and my husband explaining this)would stop his nasty technique. It just felt gross! I have a rule now, if you want to try oral on me you need to explain your technique and listen to what I prefer. No talking, no munching!
Originally posted by
Rocky LaFemme
In honor of my horrible Ex that will not stop finding new ways to contact me I want to know what is the worst technique a person has used on you and how you dealt with it. The Ex in question was horrible at going down on me. He could not find my clit
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In honor of my horrible Ex that will not stop finding new ways to contact me I want to know what is the worst technique a person has used on you and how you dealt with it. The Ex in question was horrible at going down on me. He could not find my clit to save his life which was shocking considering I'm always shaved and he had an extreme case of excess saliva. I swear I think he was just down there drooling on me for an hour. HUGE turn off.
I'm spoiled though as my husband is the first lover I had and he is very skilled at pleasing a pussy, I think it helps if a guy really really likes the taste, feel and texture of a clean woman. Sometimes I think bad technique can indicate a man (or woman) who is going through the motions to "get to the good stuff". Find a man (or woman) who would happily expire face down in a woman's crotch and you have a partner who is good at cunnilingus. LOL
07/17/2009
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My partner had a problem with an ex like this. I was shocked because, honestly, how can you not find a clitoris? It's there quite evidently. At first, she went around it saying, "He could find my part," and I thought that she meant her g-spot. But he couldn't find her clitoris! It made me laugh horribly, which is very rude of me, but it amused me because she told me how good I was (even though she's the first woman I've ever been with).
Originally posted by
Rocky LaFemme
In honor of my horrible Ex that will not stop finding new ways to contact me I want to know what is the worst technique a person has used on you and how you dealt with it. The Ex in question was horrible at going down on me. He could not find my clit
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In honor of my horrible Ex that will not stop finding new ways to contact me I want to know what is the worst technique a person has used on you and how you dealt with it. The Ex in question was horrible at going down on me. He could not find my clit to save his life which was shocking considering I'm always shaved and he had an extreme case of excess saliva. I swear I think he was just down there drooling on me for an hour. HUGE turn off.
I've never had someone with a bad technique really, though I've had winners. My little girl is very good at giving me head. I've never had someone really bad, but I've had people worse than others. My little girl is the best that I've had though. She really knows how to put her mouth around it.
07/19/2009
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There is nothing worse than a partner who refuses to listen to explicit instructions.
Originally posted by
Raven
I remember one who would not listen to what I told him to do. Even though I repeatedly told him to circle my clit at least to start off with, he would invariably want to rub it hard. I never figured out why he wanted to do it that way. Sometimes it
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I remember one who would not listen to what I told him to do. Even though I repeatedly told him to circle my clit at least to start off with, he would invariably want to rub it hard. I never figured out why he wanted to do it that way. Sometimes it became painful, and many times he just desensitized it. It didn't take long before he was history.
For example, I need a LOT of pressure unless I'm using a crazy-strong vibrator. Like, fingers and palm practically squashing the pubic bone. But no matter how many times I say that, some ass always thinks I'm joking and just flicks it continuously like they do in porn while poking their finger in and out of my vagina. That's awful, too, that "pokey finger in the vagina" thing. It's not hot, it feels annoying.
07/20/2009
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Agreed. If I have to fake it, maybe it's time to move on.
Originally posted by
Rocky LaFemme
I think it is a combination of not knowing and not caring. I think a lot of guys crap porn and not instructional videos and that is where they learn their technique and then they get with women fake their orgasms and so they have no idea what it
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I think it is a combination of not knowing and not caring. I think a lot of guys crap porn and not instructional videos and that is where they learn their technique and then they get with women fake their orgasms and so they have no idea what it really takes.
I really do not understand faking I have never been tempted to do that and I have never been with a man who faked his so why in the world would I fake mine.
I really do not understand faking I have never been tempted to do that and I have never been with a man who faked his so why in the world would I fake mine.
Talking of men faking it, remember the episode of Seinfeld when Kramer said he had faked it a few times, because as he said, sometimes it's enough already and he just wanted to get some sleep! Very funny!!
07/20/2009
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Agreed. I'm not sure whether porn flicks have actually helped or hindered some guys' techniques. One little finger in my vagina is also more annoying than anything, and I absolutely do not like big balls of spit used as lube, and it should not be used as such!! That's why God made synthetic lube!!
Originally posted by
Backseat Boohoo
There is nothing worse than a partner who refuses to listen to explicit instructions.
For example, I need a LOT of pressure unless I'm using a crazy-strong vibrator. Like, fingers and palm practically squashing the pubic bone. But no matter ...
For example, I need a LOT of pressure unless I'm using a crazy-strong vibrator. Like, fingers and palm practically squashing the pubic bone. But no matter ...
There is nothing worse than a partner who refuses to listen to explicit instructions.
For example, I need a LOT of pressure unless I'm using a crazy-strong vibrator. Like, fingers and palm practically squashing the pubic bone. But no matter how many times I say that, some ass always thinks I'm joking and just flicks it continuously like they do in porn while poking their finger in and out of my vagina. That's awful, too, that "pokey finger in the vagina" thing. It's not hot, it feels annoying.
For example, I need a LOT of pressure unless I'm using a crazy-strong vibrator. Like, fingers and palm practically squashing the pubic bone. But no matter how many times I say that, some ass always thinks I'm joking and just flicks it continuously like they do in porn while poking their finger in and out of my vagina. That's awful, too, that "pokey finger in the vagina" thing. It's not hot, it feels annoying.
07/20/2009
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"How can you not find a clitoris?" My question exactly.
Originally posted by
Sir
My partner had a problem with an ex like this. I was shocked because, honestly, how can you not find a clitoris? It's there quite evidently. At first, she went around it saying, "He could find my part," and I thought that she meant her g-spot.
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My partner had a problem with an ex like this. I was shocked because, honestly, how can you not find a clitoris? It's there quite evidently. At first, she went around it saying, "He could find my part," and I thought that she meant her g-spot. But he couldn't find her clitoris! It made me laugh horribly, which is very rude of me, but it amused me because she told me how good I was (even though she's the first woman I've ever been with).
I've never had someone with a bad technique really, though I've had winners. My little girl is very good at giving me head. I've never had someone really bad, but I've had people worse than others. My little girl is the best that I've had though. She really knows how to put her mouth around it.
I've never had someone with a bad technique really, though I've had winners. My little girl is very good at giving me head. I've never had someone really bad, but I've had people worse than others. My little girl is the best that I've had though. She really knows how to put her mouth around it.
07/21/2009
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LOL maybe it was the same guy! I would hate to think there was more than one person out there doing that.
Originally posted by
Misha's Amusements
I've had some one lick me like they were licking postage stamps all day for the government (slow and robotic)and drool a puddle at the same time. I wanted to pick up a book by the nightstand and read.
07/21/2009
pkmason
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Definitely. Very confusing to me. Even though I'm a man, I still don't understand how someone wouldn't be able to find that on a woman, it's like saying that you couldn't find a person's penis. Even if it's smaller, you can still tell that it's there, and should know, by general anatomy, where it's located.
Originally posted by
Rocky LaFemme
"How can you not find a clitoris?" My question exactly.
09/11/2009
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OMG I am so WITH you there. Ugh, I will deal with it if I absolutely don't want to stop to go get lube, but oh for the love of pete, please please don't do it all the time. I had and ex who did and I would get up after and shower every time. I felt gross every time we had sex.
Originally posted by
pkmason
Spit as lube is the nastiest thing! I can only blame porn for that, really it makes me cringe thinking about it, ick i need a shower now!
09/12/2009
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LOL alas many men have no idea and take direction badly. But you have given me a great idea if that ever happens again I will so pretend I can't find the penis!
Originally posted by
Sir
Definitely. Very confusing to me. Even though I'm a man, I still don't understand how someone wouldn't be able to find that on a woman, it's like saying that you couldn't find a person's penis. Even if it's smaller, you can still tell that it's
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Definitely. Very confusing to me. Even though I'm a man, I still don't understand how someone wouldn't be able to find that on a woman, it's like saying that you couldn't find a person's penis. Even if it's smaller, you can still tell that it's there, and should know, by general anatomy, where it's located.
09/17/2009
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