The Worst

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The Worst

Rocky LaFemme Rocky LaFemme
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Originally posted by J's Alley
OMG I am so WITH you there. Ugh, I will deal with it if I absolutely don't want to stop to go get lube, but oh for the love of pete, please please don't do it all the time. I had and ex who did and I would get up after and shower every ...
Right there with you, so much so I had to seek clarification and enlightenment from others here is the link to that forum post. link
09/17/2009
xchairitycasex xchairitycasex
My sister had a boyfriend (whom she got rid of quick) that she said would bite her down there and then pull on it,shake it and growl. she said it was soo creepy and annoying she finally kicked him off the bed and wouldnt let himfinsh. i found this bit of info disturbing to hear becuase he is my boyfriends best friend and now everytime i see him im reminded of that story. XP
03/01/2010
Chilipepper Chilipepper
The ONE TIME my ex-husband went down on me was on our honeymoon - he complained I took too long, was too hairy, smelled odd, and his neck hurt. I tried correcting everything I could, but that was the end of 'trying' sex altogether.

Still pisses me off I wasted ten years with that sexually-disinterested dip who blamed me for 'wanting too much'.
03/01/2010
Persephone's Addiction Persephone's Addiction
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Originally posted by Rocky LaFemme
In honor of my horrible Ex that will not stop finding new ways to contact me I want to know what is the worst technique a person has used on you and how you dealt with it. The Ex in question was horrible at going down on me. He could not find my clit ...
In honor of exes...

The worst was 7 years of infrequent and dissatisfying sex. 45 seconds doth not intercourse make. It's not even worth the clean-up... And he licked pussy like he was painting a fence. Awful.
Since then, I have decided to boycott bad sex and am rather happy with the results.

hehehe
06/30/2010
XxX()XxX XxX()XxX
that is funny he didn't know what he was doing maybe you should have told him what you needed! giving him direction is the best thing to do next time!
03/01/2011
EvaChangeN EvaChangeN
WOW, those are some interesting experiences o.O
03/01/2011
mama2007 mama2007
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Originally posted by Valyn
Lol.. the worst for me was one really religious guy I dated for a little while. To start, it was a long distance relationship, so I barely saw him. Second, he felt so guilty about having sex and not being married, that he couldn't do it! The very ...
lol
03/22/2011
Eden C. Eden C.
It was kind of like a big, cold slug oozing up and down my vulva. Horrible.
03/22/2011
Eden C. Eden C.
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Originally posted by Rocky LaFemme
LOL alas many men have no idea and take direction badly. But you have given me a great idea if that ever happens again I will so pretend I can't find the penis!
It's not just men!
03/22/2011
Rocky LaFemme Rocky LaFemme
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Originally posted by Rocky LaFemme
LOL alas many men have no idea and take direction badly. But you have given me a great idea if that ever happens again I will so pretend I can't find the penis!
LMAO, I'm luving that!
03/22/2011
mama2007 mama2007
Quote:
Originally posted by Rocky LaFemme
In honor of my horrible Ex that will not stop finding new ways to contact me I want to know what is the worst technique a person has used on you and how you dealt with it. The Ex in question was horrible at going down on me. He could not find my clit ...
lol
08/05/2011
Aoibheal Aoibheal
Honestly, I think men learn most of their bad habits from porn; then you have to re-educate them all over again.

One ex proudly told me he'd learned everything he knew about sex from watching Ron Jeremy. That was a re-educational nightmare, but, he was a good listener and learner and soon things were going along swimmingly.

Another ex was the *worst* kisser - just awful, and kissing is a deal breaker for me; either bad kissers or an "I don't like kissing - ers: Deal. Breaker. He also had performance problems. He just took forever to cum. Forever. Finally he confessed that since he's been single for a long time, he'd taken to masturbating by - get this - doing chin ups and whacking Mr. Happy on the door frame. The tragedy was he was a truly good and nice man, very intelligent and well educated and not bad looking. But - dayammm!
08/06/2011
Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
i had one lover who had a biting issue. my clit is not made of rawhide and i know he wouldn't appreciate it if I bite on his dick.
08/06/2011
Rocky LaFemme Rocky LaFemme
Quote:
Originally posted by Aoibheal
Honestly, I think men learn most of their bad habits from porn; then you have to re-educate them all over again.

One ex proudly told me he'd learned everything he knew about sex from watching Ron Jeremy. That was a re-educational ...
OMG that is really bad!
08/08/2011
johnad45 johnad45
GREAT
08/21/2011
Review It Review It
Quote:
Originally posted by Rocky LaFemme
In honor of my horrible Ex that will not stop finding new ways to contact me I want to know what is the worst technique a person has used on you and how you dealt with it. The Ex in question was horrible at going down on me. He could not find my clit ...
Sounds horrible! Good thing hes your ex!
11/04/2011
Review It Review It
Quote:
Originally posted by Valyn
Lol.. the worst for me was one really religious guy I dated for a little while. To start, it was a long distance relationship, so I barely saw him. Second, he felt so guilty about having sex and not being married, that he couldn't do it! The very ...
WOW what a nightmere!
11/04/2011
Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
I feel so weird now because I love flat cow tongue licking, and when he bites my clit. I always thought it was something other girls liked too.

I don't have any exes to participate though.

My man does tend to rub my clit WAY too fast though. I tell him all the time to do it really slow, because if he goes too fast, it seriously hurts. D:
11/08/2011
melissa1973 melissa1973
Quote:
Originally posted by Rocky LaFemme
In honor of my horrible Ex that will not stop finding new ways to contact me I want to know what is the worst technique a person has used on you and how you dealt with it. The Ex in question was horrible at going down on me. He could not find my clit ...
LOL You must have found my X husband lol. Mine the first time he went down on me the fkr was actually biting me, I'm like WTH. After a few months of a 4 minutre man and you could check it to the clock I started falling asleep on him while he was trying to have sex lol. But dauum the Deputy was worth the no sex with the X.
12/13/2011
sweetiejo sweetiejo
I think the worst i have had was a guy that couldn't keep going. He would go for about 2 minuets (literally i times it once) and then cum and then nothing for me. I wouldn't have mind about it i get it some guys come fast but no foreplay before or anything after i had a box full of toys to get me off but he wouldn't use them on me.
01/28/2012
FemmeFlo FemmeFlo
God, horrible stories. Sorry, y'all.
01/28/2012
Strawberry Sensation Strawberry Sensation
Quote:
Originally posted by xchairitycasex
My sister had a boyfriend (whom she got rid of quick) that she said would bite her down there and then pull on it,shake it and growl. she said it was soo creepy and annoying she finally kicked him off the bed and wouldnt let himfinsh. i found this ...
This brought me to tears. I could only picture this in my mind and crack up. What guy in his right mind would think that is sexy and a woman would enjoy it? I would have kicked him off the bed too, very very hard.
07/08/2012
*Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*
I had an ex who well our sex life completely sucked! He was a 1 pump chump and that is being nice! He had this thing with always wanting to shove his chin in my vagina sorry I don't want your beard or your chin in my vag. He went to biting one day and I moved an well my clit went between the gap in his teeth OUCH is all I can say there. That was the end of anything I went back to my ex after I healed
07/09/2012
LuluWilliams LuluWilliams
My current boyfriend is actually the worst I've had so far. Granted I haven't had many lovers but still....He is a terrible kisser and I've told him about it many times. For some reason his tongue is really small especially in comparison to mine so when we try to make out he doesn't really stick it into my mouth properly. He's also very awkward when it comes to trying to get him to open his mouth. I really wish I knew what to do about it *sigh* I just get annoyed and try to politely not kiss him so much. I guess what makes it worse is that my ex was a wonderful kisser, the best.

On top of all that he's kind of a selfish lover and unromantic. I've just recently tried to bring flavored lubricants and gels into the bedroom to see if I can get the mood a little better.

And yes I've committed the terrible crime of faking it .
12/05/2012
Petite Cannibal Petite Cannibal
I can't really relate that much to anyone here. I've only been with one guy, and I am still with him. The only thing he does that I just can not stand is the one finger in the vagina thing. He's done it more than I would like, but after quite a bit of squirming, and telling him to not do it, and he's finally stopped doing that. He's also learned, no lube, no tube. Simple.
02/06/2013
nosrslylol nosrslylol
Someone once kind of bit at it. I know it was an accident, but I can honestly say that was the worst oral sex I've ever had D:
02/06/2013
DigitalSweety DigitalSweety
Man. I thought some of the guys I'd been with were bad, but this thread has set the bar for bad oral really high... or really low, depending on how you think of it.

I've never had a guy bite my clit. I think I'd kick him in the teeth if he did.
02/15/2013
Rokmai Rokmai
I would just like to thank all of the men talked about in this thread, from the bottom of my heart, for lowering the bar entirely onto the ground.
04/21/2013
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