The Worst

OMG I am so WITH you there. Ugh, I will deal with it if I absolutely don't want to stop to go get lube, but oh for the love of pete, please please don't do it all the time. I had and ex who did and I would get up after and shower every time. I felt gross every time we had sex.

In honor of my horrible Ex that will not stop finding new ways to contact me I want to know what is the worst technique a person has used on you and how you dealt with it. The Ex in question was horrible at going down on me. He could not find my clit to save his life which was shocking considering I'm always shaved and he had an extreme case of excess saliva. I swear I think he was just down there drooling on me for an hour. HUGE turn off.

Lol.. the worst for me was one really religious guy I dated for a little while. To start, it was a long distance relationship, so I barely saw him. Second, he felt so guilty about having sex and not being married, that he couldn't do it! The very few times he actually tried to, it would be mere pathetic minutes before he'd roll off of me and apologize. Once, the TV was on, and.. I really was trying to stay interested in him, but his performance was so sad, I was more interested in what was on TV! I felt bad for him and his poor, limp penis. Ugh, exs, lol.

In honor of my horrible Ex that will not stop finding new ways to contact me I want to know what is the worst technique a person has used on you and how you dealt with it. The Ex in question was horrible at going down on me. He could not find my clit to save his life which was shocking considering I'm always shaved and he had an extreme case of excess saliva. I swear I think he was just down there drooling on me for an hour. HUGE turn off.

Honestly, I think men learn most of their bad habits from porn; then you have to re-educate them all over again.

One ex proudly told me he'd learned everything he knew about sex from watching Ron Jeremy. That was a re-educational nightmare, but, he was a good listener and learner and soon things were going along swimmingly.

Another ex was the *worst* kisser - just awful, and kissing is a deal breaker for me; either bad kissers or an "I don't like kissing - ers: Deal. Breaker. He also had performance problems. He just took forever to cum. Forever. Finally he confessed that since he's been single for a long time, he'd taken to masturbating by - get this - doing chin ups and whacking Mr. Happy on the door frame. The tragedy was he was a truly good and nice man, very intelligent and well educated and not bad looking. But - dayammm!

In honor of my horrible Ex that will not stop finding new ways to contact me I want to know what is the worst technique a person has used on you and how you dealt with it. The Ex in question was horrible at going down on me. He could not find my clit to save his life which was shocking considering I'm always shaved and he had an extreme case of excess saliva. I swear I think he was just down there drooling on me for an hour. HUGE turn off.

Lol.. the worst for me was one really religious guy I dated for a little while. To start, it was a long distance relationship, so I barely saw him. Second, he felt so guilty about having sex and not being married, that he couldn't do it! The very few times he actually tried to, it would be mere pathetic minutes before he'd roll off of me and apologize. Once, the TV was on, and.. I really was trying to stay interested in him, but his performance was so sad, I was more interested in what was on TV! I felt bad for him and his poor, limp penis. Ugh, exs, lol.

In honor of my horrible Ex that will not stop finding new ways to contact me I want to know what is the worst technique a person has used on you and how you dealt with it. The Ex in question was horrible at going down on me. He could not find my clit to save his life which was shocking considering I'm always shaved and he had an extreme case of excess saliva. I swear I think he was just down there drooling on me for an hour. HUGE turn off.