Vajayjay vs Woohoo vs ??? - from Em and Lo

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Vajayjay vs Woohoo vs ??? - from Em and Lo

Em & Lo Em & Lo
Christina Aguilera’s new song “Woohoo” is all about the joys of cunnilingus. Best line ever: “All the boys think it’s cake when they taste my (woohoo), you don’t even need a plate, just your face, ha.” Ha indeed! We have a love-hate relationship with the term "vajayjay," but there's not a lot else to replace it... though we could see ourselves growing fond of "woohoo." How about you, what are your pet terms -- and which do you like best for which contexts?
05/12/2010
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Elodie Elodie
I like calling things by their real names.
05/12/2010
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
I have never heard the vag/vulva reffered to as a woohoo
05/12/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
I generally just call it by its given name, but out of vajayjay or woohoo, I always go with vajayjay.
05/13/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
"woohoo" reminds me of that one travelocity commercial/song from Kill Bill. I think "cunt" is the worst reference. It sounds so...vulgar. I think I even prefer "little man in a boat" over "cunt"
05/13/2010
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
I think the silliest term I've heard used in reference to a lady's bits was "hoo-ha". In terms of slang, I sometimes use "kitty", but I can't take myself seriously when I do. I really do prefer to just call a vagina a vagina. It's not an ugly word, and it doesn't sound clinical to me. It just sounds like... vagina.
05/13/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
I think the silliest term I've heard used in reference to a lady's bits was "hoo-ha". In terms of slang, I sometimes use "kitty", but I can't take myself seriously when I do. I really do prefer to just call a vagina a ...
What about bajingo? I heard it a few times on Scrubs then it seemed to catch on and I started hearing it everywhere, lol
05/13/2010
Saraid Saraid
Vulva or vagina, but I usually just say vag.
05/13/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Jul!a
What about bajingo? I heard it a few times on Scrubs then it seemed to catch on and I started hearing it everywhere, lol
I don't really watch Scrubs, so my first thought was "va-jenga"? Sounds like a fun game!
05/13/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
I don't really watch Scrubs, so my first thought was "va-jenga"? Sounds like a fun game!
After hearing your take on it, I would love to see how that ends up, lol
05/13/2010
Keeshia Keeshia
I've heard it called some pretty ridiculous things but the worst I've ever heard was probably "poo poo".... Yep.. poo poo.. wtf??

Snatch, crotch, vagina, whatever. I'm pretty open so long as it doesn't sound dumb or gross like poo poo... lol I've heard it call a snootch too which I found rather amusing. Snootch... it's just funny to say.
05/13/2010
Sammi Sammi
I guess it depends when I'm calling it something . Normally, vagina. we try to use the right words for the kids so they don't end up calling it something strange.
05/13/2010
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by Jul!a
What about bajingo? I heard it a few times on Scrubs then it seemed to catch on and I started hearing it everywhere, lol
House, M.D. is my hospital tv show/drug of choice Nothing against Scrubs! I've never heard of "bajingo" before now--it sounds absolutely ridiculous... but fun to say. Sounds kinda like your vagina's all blinged up. With, I dunno, rhinestones and somesuch. I refuse to play va-jenga...

... but I will watch.
05/14/2010
Victoria Victoria
Pussy, vagina, or down town. Yeah, really imaginative, I know

I have heard the worst and the silliest names for it though. I think there's even a book that lists just the slang words for genitals.
05/14/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
House, M.D. is my hospital tv show/drug of choice Nothing against Scrubs! I've never heard of "bajingo" before now--it sounds absolutely ridiculous... but fun to say. Sounds kinda like your vagina's all blinged up. With, I dunno, ...
One of my exes was really into Scrubs, so I saw quite a bit of it. It's actually a really funny show. I'm a total House junkie, and I even enjoy me some Grey's Anatomy. But on Scrubs one of the characters was really vagina-phobic, and was always coming up with different names to call her vagina. Bajingo was just one of them, the rest were pretty good too and I wish I could remember them, lol.
05/14/2010
imp imp
A friend called it her 'huhu' the other day which had me in fits of giggles and then mentioning an image of a huhu grub appearing in my head. Ick.

I use pussy or vagina. Boring yup.
05/14/2010
Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by imp
A friend called it her 'huhu' the other day which had me in fits of giggles and then mentioning an image of a huhu grub appearing in my head. Ick.

I use pussy or vagina. Boring yup.
Ain't nothing wrong with keeping it simple
05/14/2010
imp imp
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Originally posted by Victoria
Ain't nothing wrong with keeping it simple
Heh the KISS rule and I are great friends.
05/14/2010
Holly (Woman Tribune) Holly (Woman Tribune)
The first thing that popped into my head when thinking of crazy names for your vagina was The L Word. In the end of an episode the entire cast is gathered around a table at The Planet cafe shouting out all the names for a vagina. link

And in another episode of The L Word (I really, really love that show, okay?) Dana and Lara are in the tub and Dana calls it her "woodle."

My preferences are simple and to-the-point. I like the terms vagina and pussy. I've also been known to call it cunt on occasion, which I see nothing wrong with. The word cunt is not vulgar in the least, society's misrepresentation of the word is what's vulgar. Which reminds me--Greatest book ever--Cunt: A Declaration of Independence by Inga Muscio.
05/16/2010
Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by Holly (Woman Tribune)
The first thing that popped into my head when thinking of crazy names for your vagina was The L Word. In the end of an episode the entire cast is gathered around a table at The Planet cafe shouting out all the names for a vagina. link

And in ...
I was in the Vagina Monologues at The University of Pennsylvania 2 years in a row, and we all shouted in chorus "CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, CUNT" at the end of 'Reclaiming Cunt' in front of a sold out audience of 2,000 people each night! It was awesome.
05/16/2010
Holly (Woman Tribune) Holly (Woman Tribune)
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Originally posted by Victoria
I was in the Vagina Monologues at The University of Pennsylvania 2 years in a row, and we all shouted in chorus "CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, CUNT" at the end of 'Reclaiming Cunt' in front of a sold out audience of 2,000 people each night! It was awesome.
That sounds absolutely heavenly. A Cunt Revolution!
05/16/2010
Kyra Saunders Kyra Saunders
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Originally posted by Em & Lo
Christina Aguilera’s new song “Woohoo” is all about the joys of cunnilingus. Best line ever: “All the boys think it’s cake when they taste my (woohoo), you don’t even need a plate, just your face, ha.” Ha indeed! We have a love-hate relationship with ...
I have to admit to hating "pet" names for body parts. If I want to say vagina, I'll say vagina. If I want to say penis, I'll say penis.

I'm grumpy about silly baby or pet names for things, I guess
05/18/2010
Red Red
for some reason, my husband and I use the term "keegan" when we're clowning around. I'm not too sure where it came from but its near epic heights of inside joke hilarity at this point.

Otherwise, I like vulva and vagina when discussing, and cunt or pussy in bed.

I really dislike woowoo, hooha, vajayjay...all of that stuff.
05/18/2010
Chilipepper Chilipepper
'Womanhood' ...

I know, how 19th century. But it quickly calms down any silliness that would sidetrack the conversation.

My RN mother had always insisted on proper names, so that's for mixed company who are actual adults (ie - won't get sidetracked).

Only between myself and sig other it's regular, Anglo-Saxon words: 'pussy', 'cock', etc.
05/18/2010
*Ashley* *Ashley*
I have actually never heard of that song till now, I like it

I normally call it my num-num.. hinting my man to come get a taste.

Ill use dirtier words in bed; clit, pussy.. ect.
Joking around with the girls.. I use silly terms; vajaja or whatever else comes to mind..
Ill also just call it what it is.. vigana, vag..
05/18/2010
Dame Saphir Dame Saphir
I hadn't heard the song either. it's cute though :]

I usually say vag, hah.
05/23/2010
Alicia Alicia
If I'm feeling horny I usually call it my pussy, otherwie I use vag. I do like bajingo just because I love scrubs so sometimes I use that if I'm feeling silly. I really don't hate any of the words except "cunt" though..

I haven't heard that song yet though..or if I have I haven't realized it (note to self to be aware if 8 year old daughter starts singing it...)
05/23/2010
Rayne Millaray Rayne Millaray
M and I joke about everything, so we've probably used every silly name in the book. He threatened to restrict me from CarrieAnn the first time I called it a "snootch" though. Lol.

Most often, it's referred to as a cootchie, cunt, twat or pussy. Occasionally, words like hoo-ha, woohoo, vajayjay, and bajingo come out. I kinda feel like I don't take myself seriously at all, and while it's awesome, sex isn't really serious business, so why should I be so serious about how I refer to the parts I use for it?

Besides... Getting people to talk about sex at all around here is next to impossible. Using silly names and joking around lightens the mood and eases transition. Clinical names tend to make the conversation stiff and less fun.
05/23/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
Here's one that completely slipped my mind for a while: cooter
06/08/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Jul!a
Here's one that completely slipped my mind for a while: cooter
I totally have a bit on the word "cooter".
06/08/2010
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