Best Penis Sizes

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Best Penis Sizes

~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
This a chart of the supposed best male genitalia sizes...where does your partner or you fall?

link

Is this accurate for you?

I feel it generally is.
05/08/2010
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Elodie Elodie
Nope. It's completely inaccurate for me. Totally and utterly wrong. I would not want a supposed "A"-range penis anywhere near my vagina. WAY too big.

That chart honestly looks like an insult to a lot of men with perfectly lovely penises. It's not the size, it's what you do with it. And how hard you can keep it, for how long. And, most importantly, what kind of human being you are.

Really, there is absolutely no way to say what the "ideal" is sexually for all, or even most women.
05/08/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
I totally agree. I have been with small men and hated it and I have been with large men and hated it. With the small guys it's like they feel they are already at a loss and don't try, with the large guys they feel all they need to do is thrust and tear up your vagina and you'll LOVE it...uh no thanks! It really depends on the individual.

There isn't much info with that chart so I'm not sure how they got their info.
05/08/2010
Tuesday Tuesday
These numbers are totally skewed. I might have agreed with them as a younger woman,
but even then average size was awesome. The chart doesn't take into account emotional factors which outweigh size. I'll take a big brain or a sense of humor (esp. on a first born Virgo male) over a big peen any day.

I didn't read through the mountain of text that went with the chart to see how they came up with these numbers. Maybe someone who did can provide enlightenment about that.

The 6 1/2 inch circumference and 8 inch length they call ideal would be difficult to accommodate now and most likely painful now that post-menopause smallification has started.

The ideal size is a peen whose dimensions match the length and width of your vagina.
05/08/2010
Darling Dove Darling Dove
I dunno. I've had lovers of different sizes, and my fiance, who is smaller than my previous partner, is still able to satisfy me. I think there is a lot more that factors into it than penis size.
05/08/2010
Dragon Dragon
I don't have the brain power without breakfast to convert between cm and inches... So I'm just laughing at myself.
05/08/2010
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
I think we can all agree to call BS on this "Ideal Penis Size" chart. Especially in light of this little mansplanation:

"it's a fact of life that the average woman deep down instinctively prefers a larger than average penis."

If you're gonna make a claim like that, and assemble a chart like this, you gotta cite your peer-reviewed, major journal research.

I may like my dildos to be larger than the average penis, but generally, I like actual penises to be... average! I have sex for a much longer time than I EVER jack off; I can tolerate and enjoy a large silicone dick for the 10-15 minutes max I spend playing with a dildo, but for an hour of sex? I'd be ripped to SHREDS. Thanks, I'll take a nice, average-sized penis please. And a hell of a lot of size "issues" can be forgotten if I'm in love and he's good in bed.
05/08/2010
Elodie Elodie
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I totally agree. I have been with small men and hated it and I have been with large men and hated it. With the small guys it's like they feel they are already at a loss and don't try, with the large guys they feel all they need to do is ...
The guys I've liked best are in the "average" range according to every "average" chart I've seen, and sadly I think a lot of people think of that as "small". One guy I was with even had a minor complex about it; he was really tall and felt like there was something wrong with him for having an "average" penis. He was an INCREDIBLE lover.

The best penis is the one attached to the man I love. It helps that he's not circumcised, that he's a perfect size for me, and that he's got awesome hardness and stamina (neither of which the biggest guys I've been with shined at) -- but the most important thing is that he's him.

Luscious Lily: Yeah, that's like the textbook example of mansplaining.
05/08/2010
Chilipepper Chilipepper
A bunch of dudes put this together, didn't they?

Edit: Yeah, look at the links at the bottom. Pfui.
05/08/2010
butterflygirlxo butterflygirlxo
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I totally agree. I have been with small men and hated it and I have been with large men and hated it. With the small guys it's like they feel they are already at a loss and don't try, with the large guys they feel all they need to do is ...
I dont understand how to read the chart! But yea I agree guys with large dicks think all they need to do is thrust and tear up your vagina...HELLO i want pleasure not pain you idiot!
10/01/2010
mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
Quote:
Originally posted by Elodie
Nope. It's completely inaccurate for me. Totally and utterly wrong. I would not want a supposed "A"-range penis anywhere near my vagina. WAY too big.

That chart honestly looks like an insult to a lot of men with perfectly lovely ...
i completley agree. ive been up and down the chart size and size is defenetly not as important as what your able to do with it.
10/02/2010
nolongerhere nolongerhere
My partner is an average size, 6.5 inches long, but his penis has this little curve to it that hits my g-spot so nicely, however, it still takes a while to get the whole thing in...It's a tight fit, I can't imaging having sex with a larger penis!
10/02/2010
ScottA ScottA
I'm not sure exactly where they are getting their numbers from. In a position that allows for maximum insertion, the "ideal" penis has almost 7" inserted in the vagina, assuming that they truly are measuring "usable" length. That would probably hit the cervix in most women, based on what I've seen written in large dildo reviews. The circumference measurements translate into a cylinder slightly over 2" in diameter. Strangely enough I've seen few women truly like dildos that big - and the chart goes up from there...

Granted, a penis has a bit more "squish" than most dildos, but it should be closer that the chart appears.
10/02/2010
Onanist Onanist
I only measure up to the lowest part of the enjoyable zone. To me, it's not about size, but how well you interact with your partner. If you ask my wife, she'll say I satisfy her not only with my small penis but seductively and orally.
10/04/2010
ScottA ScottA
There's a lot of other stuff on that site that raises red flags. It's intended to sound scholarly, but the background research doesn't seem to be there.
10/05/2010
trios trios
Quote:
Originally posted by ScottA
There's a lot of other stuff on that site that raises red flags. It's intended to sound scholarly, but the background research doesn't seem to be there.
That site is definitely trying to sell you something! Just see all the links to their products...
10/05/2010
go4me77 go4me77
Quote:
Originally posted by butterflygirlxo
I dont understand how to read the chart! But yea I agree guys with large dicks think all they need to do is thrust and tear up your vagina...HELLO i want pleasure not pain you idiot!
I agree! I perfer smaller, honesty. I don't have to worry with pain at all. I think a man did this chart just to get an ego boost!

I'm on the small side myself and bigger does NOT make any sense to me! Smaller and smaller ='s out in my book.
10/05/2010
Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Anything this chart is calling an A would actually make me bleed, lengthwise. I'm internally teensy and delicate so I'll take the 'real' average, any day. I like my play and my sex rough but rough with those sizes would require a pad for two days afterward
10/05/2010
Tripod95 Tripod95
Sweet. Self-esteem is riding high now. Just found out im just touching the smaller side of ideal in length and in the middle for circumference. All those old adolescent fears can finally be put to rest. =D
11/25/2011
bayosgirl bayosgirl
They're trying to sell "penis enhancement" products. Of course their goal would be to make perfectly normal men feel inadequate. I've said it before, size DOES make a difference but it's by NO means the only factor, let alone the most important factor for good sex.
11/26/2011
Jobo Jobo
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
This a chart of the supposed best male genitalia sizes...where does your partner or you fall?

link

Is this accurate for you?

I feel it generally is.
im like 1 inch. 1.5 inches when erected lol Jk
11/27/2011
Bonesdance Bonesdance
As others have said, this chart is ridiculous. Just another example of the penis-enlargement industry trying to make the vast majority of guys feel inadequate with their perfectly normal equipment.

What makes me sick is that this kind of bigger-is-better bias is so pervasive in our society that it often makes me somewhat insecure and unhappy with my own size, which is right on top of the bell curve. Never mind that my wife insists that I'm borderline too big for her comfort, I want to measure up to the porn stars, dammit!

It would be funny if it weren't so sad...
11/27/2011
fronz fronz
Looks like the ideal penis size is very large. At between 7 1/4 - 8 1/4 in lenght and 6 1/4 and 7 1/4 in circumference would put that person in the 99 % tile. Very few people have penises that size. The average lenght is 5.1- 5.9 in lenght and 4.91. as the average circumferance.

I posed this question to a lady friend and she stated that she has made love to two guys that had 13 inch penises and 5 that had 10 inches. I find that hard to believe...but if true there are statistical anomolies out there. But I'm guessing the ideal penis size stated is possessed by very few men.

Maybe one in ten have more than 7 inches in lenght and one in thousand have more than 6 inches in girth. And one in a million has 7 1/4 in girth.
04/28/2012
gorgeous gorgeous
That chart is not for me. I don't think I would want something that big going in me or choking me.
04/28/2012
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
This a chart of the supposed best male genitalia sizes...where does your partner or you fall?

link

Is this accurate for you?

I feel it generally is.
Am I the only one who couldn't even look at the chart without laughing? Also wondering if there is a boob chart out there...
08/10/2012
Trysexual Trysexual
Quote:
Originally posted by Dragon
I don't have the brain power without breakfast to convert between cm and inches... So I'm just laughing at myself.
Haha...I'm with ya only I had breakfast.
08/10/2012
WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Wow this chart is kinda screwed. My screw buddy's penis, which is verrrry nice, actually falls into the A range, being 19 cm long and 16 1/2 cm in circumference, but my hubby's, which is also verrrry nice, falls into the E range. :/
08/10/2012
insomniac9 insomniac9
Pretty spot on for me.
08/12/2012
libbyv libbyv
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
This a chart of the supposed best male genitalia sizes...where does your partner or you fall?

link

Is this accurate for you?

I feel it generally is.
i don't agree
12/16/2012
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