Craziest Thing You've Used to Masterbate With!

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Craziest Thing You've Used to Masterbate With!

The Awesome Penguin The Awesome Penguin
Okay, time for a fun one!

Let's hear some of the craziest things you have personally, or someone you know has, used to masturbate with!
12/29/2010
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firekitten firekitten
Electric Toothbrush. And a test tube of soap shaving things I got for Christmas one year...I was under 18, had a long distance boyfriend, and it was the perfect size.
12/29/2010
The Awesome Penguin The Awesome Penguin
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Originally posted by firekitten
Electric Toothbrush. And a test tube of soap shaving things I got for Christmas one year...I was under 18, had a long distance boyfriend, and it was the perfect size.
I got an electric toothbrush for Christmas this year and was just thinking how it could be a perfect toy!
12/29/2010
firekitten firekitten
Quote:
Originally posted by The Awesome Penguin
I got an electric toothbrush for Christmas this year and was just thinking how it could be a perfect toy!
It wasn't great but it got the job done.
12/29/2010
Jessica Elizabeth Jessica Elizabeth
The rear end of a Victoria's Secret body spray bottle LOL It's quite perfectly shaped for it
12/29/2010
TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
*le sigh* this was a huge topic of conversation at dinner last night...

The handle of a plunger wrapped in saran wrap (no splinters!) anally. When I was in 5th-7th grade.

I've also done the electric toothbrush many many times before I turned 18 and got my first toy.
12/29/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
OK, don't tell anyone, shhh

A big stuffed animal with a hole cut into the bottom. Used a sandwich bag filled with lotion. argh!!! I was so young, dumb and full of cum. I think I was 14.

So funny to think about it know.
12/29/2010
UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
A Fudgecicle lol
12/29/2010
dv8 dv8
Richard Gere may have used a gerbil....
12/30/2010
misslady misslady
a Kabuki brush handle wrapped in Saran wrap...and once when I was really young and still figuring out what masturbation was, I straddled the edge of the bathtub and went back and forth
12/30/2010
MrWill MrWill
I feel a need to revive this just for fun.

It wasn't on purpose, but I accidentally grabbed the campho-phenique one night.
12/20/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
When I was a teenager, a bottle of nail polish. It was one with a long top.
12/20/2012
Beck Beck
My bed post. It was the perfect butt plug for a while. I was really young though.
12/20/2012
sweetiejo sweetiejo
I had a curling iron that didn't heat up right and didn't work so that.
12/20/2012
KissTheSkyBaby KissTheSkyBaby
When I was younger I mad a homemade dildo out of candlestick, a small ball shaped drawer knob and some duct tape. Second weirdest would be the handle of one of my hair brushes.
12/20/2012
CaliGirl CaliGirl
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
OK, don't tell anyone, shhh

A big stuffed animal with a hole cut into the bottom. Used a sandwich bag filled with lotion. argh!!! I was so young, dumb and full of cum. I think I was 14.

So funny to think about it know.
Lol love it!
12/20/2012
Grellopop Grellopop
lol.... 24 oz bottle of coke. xD
12/21/2012
libbyv libbyv
Quote:
Originally posted by The Awesome Penguin
Okay, time for a fun one!

Let's hear some of the craziest things you have personally, or someone you know has, used to masturbate with!
cucumber
12/21/2012
MrWill MrWill
Some of the mental imagery I"m getting is hilarious! lol
12/21/2012
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