Craziest Place You've Had Sex!

My desk in my office over lunch.

It's a toss-up between in the back of a police car or on top of a bridge tress in Tennessee.

Well, it's not so much the location as the situation. I once had sex in the hot tub with my girlfriend.......... while HER BROTHER was having sex with his girlfriend in the same hot tub. My ass and her brother's kept hitting each other as we were screwing-- it was quite distracting. And no, there was no partner swapping going on.

The front passenger seat of my car, which was parked just outside the flight zone on an Air Force base. The same front passenger seat of my car, parked on a dirt road off the highway. Both times were at night.

The front lawn of the State House

My top 2:
The lobby of a military post office. Doggy style by the P.O. boxes. Still my favorite was driving northbound on I 77 with my then girlfriend on my lap in nothing but a sweater. I'm so thankful for bucket seats. She was able to put her feet on the floor behind the driver seat. It wasn't just crazy, it was some really good sex.

Pitcher's mound.

Against a tree in a park. That's the best I got.

Middle of a football field.

In a soccer field, surrounded on 3 sides by residential houses. In a playground play structure, I was in the short tunnel with a guy on either end (I feel totally awful about this now that I have kids, I was young and didn't even think about it at the time). Also once in a park, apparently some people walked by and I waved at them, I do not remember this.

Inside of a playground slide (one of the ones that are tunnel-like).

In a deserted movie theatre. It was a really late showing of a kids' movie (the one about the Loch Ness monster) that had been out for a while.

Back stock room at his work.

Half way in the trunk of my boyfriend's parent's car. We folded down the back seats to spread out our legs. We did that a few times parked in a University parking garage and in a parking lot at a tennis court. Also in a bathroom in a high school, and on a bench in a park in view of a busy bus stop.

Craziest for me is most likely a playground.

Tonight my wife and I had sex at a highway rest area. That's now the craziest place I/we have had sex.

Okay, here goes


(I with my Nightmare, at Fort Macon. Wearing my cloche hat, my collar [of course], and my favorite black dress )

Today Synthetik and I went on a date to a nearby old Civil War/Historical site, Fort Macon (and Panera Bread! Yum!). I love old places and ruins and such (Little known fact: for the longest time I actually wanted to be an Archaeologist) and he and I were exploring all the different rooms, nooks, and all that. Eventually we got to a somewhat dark room that was partially under ground and he sat on the window ledge to have a little rest.

Before I went to pick him up earlier in the day, I had a great idea, "What if I wrote something sexy in marker on myself, kind of like they do in porn when they want to humiliate someone? Maybe he'd like that." So, a couple inches lower than my bra, on my skin, I wrote in Neon Green (Synthetik's favorite color), "Synthetik's Slut".

While we were in that dark room, I decided to gather my courage and asked him if he wanted me to show him something. He said sure, and I started blushing and stammering, so I just hushed and showed it to him. Luckily, I was wearing a knee-length, Empire-waisted black dress, so I was able to pull it up easily.

The writing on my skin and just me pulling up my dress in public, must've turned him on a great deal, because he wasted no time in coming over to, kissing and touching me. Then he whispered in my ear, "You'll need to be really quiet, now." lay me down on the floor and fucked me right then and there

I'm generally what they call a "screamer", I tend to be very loud during sex and I was so surprised that I managed to stay halfway quiet (and I definitely needed to be, since the rooms and all are echo-y and anyone could walk nearby at any moment, though I guess that made it even more fun ). There were a couple times he had to remind me to keep quiet, but other than that, I did pretty good

So, yeah, lol. An old historical Civil war fort, Fort Macon, was the Craziest Place Synthetik and I have ever had sex

I wonder if the ghosts in there were either angry or aroused, lol. Synthetik thinks they must've been the latter

* Edit: *

Here's a pic showing the outside of that room. I didn't think to take a picture of the interior of the room (though now I wish I did since it's special now), so I had to find one online. The window to the room is in between the two arrows:





You know, I think with all the stuff I like to write, and all, I should get a blog, lol (well, write in the one I made, anyway, lol)