Craziest Place You've Had Sex!

The Awesome Penguin The Awesome Penguin
Okay, so it's story time! What is the craziest place you've ever had sex... or anything sexual Doesn't even need to be a public place!
01/07/2011
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Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
Quote:
Originally posted by The Awesome Penguin
Okay, so it's story time! What is the craziest place you've ever had sex... or anything sexual Doesn't even need to be a public place!
We had sex in the front seat of my mother-in-laws car in her church parking lot.
01/07/2011
liilii080 liilii080
My desk in my office over lunch.
01/07/2011
The Awesome Penguin The Awesome Penguin
Quote:
Originally posted by Redboxbaby
We had sex in the front seat of my mother-in-laws car in her church parking lot.
I have always wanted to have sex in a car (just to say I've done it!)
01/07/2011
Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
It's a toss-up between in the back of a police car or on top of a bridge tress in Tennessee.
01/08/2011
Vaccinium Vaccinium
Well, it's not so much the location as the situation. I once had sex in the hot tub with my girlfriend.......... while HER BROTHER was having sex with his girlfriend in the same hot tub. My ass and her brother's kept hitting each other as we were screwing-- it was quite distracting. And no, there was no partner swapping going on.
01/08/2011
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
The front passenger seat of my car, which was parked just outside the flight zone on an Air Force base. The same front passenger seat of my car, parked on a dirt road off the highway. Both times were at night.
01/08/2011
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Quote:
Originally posted by Alan & Michele
It's a toss-up between in the back of a police car or on top of a bridge tress in Tennessee.
Okay, I want more details about the back of the police car, please!
01/08/2011
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
Well, it's not so much the location as the situation. I once had sex in the hot tub with my girlfriend.......... while HER BROTHER was having sex with his girlfriend in the same hot tub. My ass and her brother's kept hitting each other as ... More
Wow. That's crazy, LOL!
01/08/2011
Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
Okay, I want more details about the back of the police car, please!
We plead the Fifth . Naw, we got in a wreck in a snow storm and were freezing our asses off with no heat and a window busted, so the cop stuck us in his car to wait in comfort while he went to deal with the other driver. The drunk and HOSTILE other driver, which meant the cop was also waiting for backup. It took awhile, and we got bored
01/08/2011
Waterfall Waterfall
The front lawn of the State House
01/08/2011
ihavenipples ihavenipples
My top 2:
The lobby of a military post office. Doggy style by the P.O. boxes. Still my favorite was driving northbound on I 77 with my then girlfriend on my lap in nothing but a sweater. I'm so thankful for bucket seats. She was able to put her feet on the floor behind the driver seat. It wasn't just crazy, it was some really good sex.
01/08/2011
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Pitcher's mound.
01/08/2011
ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
Against a tree in a park. That's the best I got.
01/08/2011
Kiwi Kiwi
Middle of a football field.
01/08/2011
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
In a soccer field, surrounded on 3 sides by residential houses. In a playground play structure, I was in the short tunnel with a guy on either end (I feel totally awful about this now that I have kids, I was young and didn't even think about it at the time). Also once in a park, apparently some people walked by and I waved at them, I do not remember this.
01/08/2011
Annemarie Annemarie
Inside of a playground slide (one of the ones that are tunnel-like).
01/08/2011
Alys Alys
In a deserted movie theatre. It was a really late showing of a kids' movie (the one about the Loch Ness monster) that had been out for a while.
01/08/2011
Jul!a Jul!a
Back stock room at his work.
01/11/2011
ana123 ana123
Half way in the trunk of my boyfriend's parent's car. We folded down the back seats to spread out our legs. We did that a few times parked in a University parking garage and in a parking lot at a tennis court. Also in a bathroom in a high school, and on a bench in a park in view of a busy bus stop.
01/12/2011
Isreah Isreah
Craziest for me is most likely a playground.
01/12/2011
Vaccinium Vaccinium
Tonight my wife and I had sex at a highway rest area. That's now the craziest place I/we have had sex.
01/16/2011
Vinroe Vinroe
Quote:
Originally posted by The Awesome Penguin
Okay, so it's story time! What is the craziest place you've ever had sex... or anything sexual Doesn't even need to be a public place!
I'm not sure which is the craziest place. You'll have to tell me. Back in the day an ex and I had ended up in one of those beds shaped like a race car bed. My wife and I found it very entertaining to have sex outside against the railing of our terrace apartment and one time we did it in the driveway of my ex's house.
01/16/2011
RonLee RonLee
At university in a lecture hall classroom on a chemistry lab bench. It was in the middle of the night... class was not in session. We left a few used condoms, to uh mark our territory, damn I cannot believe I did that.
01/25/2011
Persephone Nightmare Persephone Nightmare
Okay, here goes


(I with my Nightmare, at Fort Macon. Wearing my cloche hat, my collar [of course], and my favorite black dress )

Today Synthetik and I went on a date to a nearby old Civil War/Historical site, Fort Macon (and Panera Bread! Yum!). I love old places and ruins and such (Little known fact: for the longest time I actually wanted to be an Archaeologist) and he and I were exploring all the different rooms, nooks, and all that. Eventually we got to a somewhat dark room that was partially under ground and he sat on the window ledge to have a little rest.

Before I went to pick him up earlier in the day, I had a great idea, "What if I wrote something sexy in marker on myself, kind of like they do in porn when they want to humiliate someone? Maybe he'd like that." So, a couple inches lower than my bra, on my skin, I wrote in Neon Green (Synthetik's favorite color), "Synthetik's Slut".

While we were in that dark room, I decided to gather my courage and asked him if he wanted me to show him something. He said sure, and I started blushing and stammering, so I just hushed and showed it to him. Luckily, I was wearing a knee-length, Empire-waisted black dress, so I was able to pull it up easily.

The writing on my skin and just me pulling up my dress in public, must've turned him on a great deal, because he wasted no time in coming over to, kissing and touching me. Then he whispered in my ear, "You'll need to be really quiet, now." lay me down on the floor and fucked me right then and there

I'm generally what they call a "screamer", I tend to be very loud during sex and I was so surprised that I managed to stay halfway quiet (and I definitely needed to be, since the rooms and all are echo-y and anyone could walk nearby at any moment, though I guess that made it even more fun ). There were a couple times he had to remind me to keep quiet, but other than that, I did pretty good

So, yeah, lol. An old historical Civil war fort, Fort Macon, was the Craziest Place Synthetik and I have ever had sex

I wonder if the ghosts in there were either angry or aroused, lol. Synthetik thinks they must've been the latter

* Edit: *

Here's a pic showing the outside of that room. I didn't think to take a picture of the interior of the room (though now I wish I did since it's special now), so I had to find one online. The window to the room is in between the two arrows:





You know, I think with all the stuff I like to write, and all, I should get a blog, lol (well, write in the one I made, anyway, lol)
01/28/2011
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