Did you hear/see your parents having sex?

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Did you hear/see your parents having sex?

Vaccinium Vaccinium
The standard line about kids seeing or hearing their parents have sex is that it scarred them for life. How about you? Did it scar you for life? Were you OK with it? Did it arouse you?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
I'm scarred
Envy , firekitten , LavenderSkies , CowgirlFromHell , IrishLassie , froggiemoma , MsDrProfKitty , Creepellah , Castielskitten , SecretKinksters
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It made me really uncomfortable, but that's the extent of it
Vaccinium , zracer , *HisMrs* , Kim! , Selective Sensualist , Persephone Nightmare , dv8 , Hot'n'Bothered , Epicurean , jizzle , zeebot , Lio , froggiemoma , sweisb4100 , Intrepid Niddering , Adnerbmw , Cinnyree , Bignuf , falalena , mailroomorder
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I didn't think much or it one way or another
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19
I was actually aroused by it
Airen Wolf , Misfit Momma
2
I think it helped make me feel the way I do now about sex
Yoda
1
I never heard my parents have sex
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What the hell.....Other
Darling Jen , Purpleladybug , newlady , Eugler , Beautiful-Disaster
5
Total votes: 128 (123 voters)
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01/23/2011
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Vaccinium Vaccinium
I never heard my mom and dad have sex. However, I definitely heard my mom and stepdad having sex frequently. My mom was, shall we say, rather vociferous, and you could hear it through the entire house whenever they had sex. Usually, it made my sister and uncomfortable, but that's it.

The one time it went beyond uncomfortable was in high school when I had a female friend over who I was trying really hard to like me as more than a friend. It was New Year's Eve, and it looked like things were starting to go my way. She was giving me looks and saying things that made me think things were about to change for the better, when we started to hear a thumping coming from upstairs. Then we heard moaning (LOUD moaning). Then we started hearing some loud, nasty, dirty talk. I was positively mortified, and to make matters worse, never again did my female friend ever show me the slightest bit of romantic interest.

To this day, I think my mom did that on purpose.
01/23/2011
null null
Once I finally made the connection that the locked door, both parents being happier the next day and 'the talk' all went together, I've been glad when my parents have sex. I mean, good for them! Plus they're so much nicer afterwords, I'll go so far as to fend off my little brother from bothering them.
01/23/2011
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
I've never even seen my parents kiss...
01/23/2011
Kindred Kindred
I walked in on them when I was young but fortunately the room was dark. I think it scarred them more than me.
01/23/2011
anelinvader anelinvader
I never heard my parents have sex but with there divorse in my teen years I found out it had been 5 years or more sence they even were togeather in a sexual way, How ever after that when I was living with my father in my later teen years we lived in a split level home I had the hole basement and I could hear him and his girlfriends upstairs but I had my girlfriend downstairs and I think we would try to out do them any way, hell if they could screw all day be loud and only come out for a bite to eat every now and the we could to
01/23/2011
Illusional Illusional
Lol, my mom and stepfather always fight and work alternating work schedules, so they never really meshed well.

I did however discover a messily hidden Fleshlight of my stepfather's when I went searching for my H.S. diploma. I had no idea what it was, but I was like "Huh, weird tube with weird gunk in it, with plastic over it? I was like OMG IT'S FUCKING FLESHLIGHT."

I threw it back in the drawer and bleached my hands, LOL.
01/23/2011
Danielle915 Danielle915
Nope, never
01/23/2011
Darling Jen Darling Jen
I've never heard them in the middle of sex, thank god. I think I would have been scarred if I were a kid. But I have walked into the bedroom when I was little and they were getting started. I was confused as a kid and felt uncomfortable, though I didn't understand. But they didn't get upset or even flustered so I forgot it soon after.
01/23/2011
Yoda Yoda
My parents had (and still have) a pretty healthy sex life. I never saw them doing it, but my brothers and I often heard it.

At first I didn't know what to make of it. We usually kept near the living and cranked up the tv whenever we realized what was going on.

But now I actually quite grateful that they set such a good example for us. My Dad always treated my Mom with the utmost respect and adoration, and he didn't hide that from us. They were the most loving parents and they taught us to be the same. That said, they also showed us that while it is good to proud of your love, it is also good to respect sex as something sacred between two people, and not to cheapen it by saying and doing things that may mean little.
01/23/2011
toxie m toxie m
Nope, thankfully got through my entire upbringing without hearing anything. And now I give my mom lube samples I don't need, hah. I also gave her the free EF bullet I got with my recent order since I already have enough bullets myself. Pretty sure it's her first toy ever, which is cute somehow. I definitely still don't want to hear it, but now that I'm an adult it's not nearly as creepy a thought as it would have been in the past.
01/23/2011
Beaners Beaners
Nope. Not that I can remember. Thank goodness.
01/23/2011
liilii080 liilii080
Nope. I like to think they only did it one time for each of the kids.
01/23/2011
Envy Envy
I didn't know or understand what i was hearing all those years ago, but I had to sleep with the door open when little due to having night terrors and waking up screaming, but now all these years later that i know, it makes me shiver cause it's just so hard to see my dad that way, especially since I was raised where sex is a taboo subject and i'm not allowed to have it in the house. I'm not even allowed to be alone with a guy in the house. But that's a whole different other story.

Sex is just a very sticky and not-so-good topic in my family. It's complicated.
01/23/2011
C4ss C4ss
No, never.
01/23/2011
markeagleone markeagleone
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
The standard line about kids seeing or hearing their parents have sex is that it scarred them for life. How about you? Did it scar you for life? Were you OK with it? Did it arouse you?
I kind of knew but that was it
01/23/2011
mama2007 mama2007
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
The standard line about kids seeing or hearing their parents have sex is that it scarred them for life. How about you? Did it scar you for life? Were you OK with it? Did it arouse you?
no lol never let my kids hear us and no way i never heard my parents...
01/23/2011
kawigrl kawigrl
heard masturbation absolutely disgusted by it
01/23/2011
Crystal1 Crystal1
Never did, thankfully!
01/23/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Never heard them, probably cuz my mom did not give it up much. (According to dad) I did catch my dad masturbating once. I thought it was funny, him jumping up and running to the closet. He did not laugh though.
01/24/2011
Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
I never actually overheard anything, but I caught my father and his girlfriends more than once, interrupted my mom and her boyfriend once, and accidentally walked in on my mom's boyfriend jerking off and watching porn once. Sex wasn't particularly taboo in either of the houses I grew up in so it never bothered me either way. I knew they were doing it whether I saw it or not.
01/24/2011
Jul!a Jul!a
I've never heard anything personally, but I have interrupted my mom and her boyfriend on more than one occasion. Had they not had the door shut, I would have seen it.
01/24/2011
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
Never happened to me - but on a really hot day my Mom sent me to wake my Father for work (2nd shift) and he was sleeping naked and uncovered. I refused to go in and made my Mother do it. I was about 8 or 10 years old and nudity was just such a taboo at home it freaked me out - glad I got over it.
01/24/2011
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
The standard line about kids seeing or hearing their parents have sex is that it scarred them for life. How about you? Did it scar you for life? Were you OK with it? Did it arouse you?
I am not ashamed to admit that I was aroused by the sounds though I never actually SAW them. I think it's perfectly natural and a part of human sexuality.
01/24/2011
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Yoda
My parents had (and still have) a pretty healthy sex life. I never saw them doing it, but my brothers and I often heard it.

At first I didn't know what to make of it. We usually kept near the living and cranked up the tv whenever we ...
There ya go...in my parent's house it was (and still is) a warzone EXCEPT when they were having sex. now mind you it was mostly LATE at night when we were supposed to be asleep and it was the only time my parents seemed to love each other so it was arousing and at the same time reassuring.
01/24/2011
PussyGalore PussyGalore
My parents split when I was a toddler. My mother was "seemingly" celibate and has been for the last 27 years. Though, I'm fairly certain she had a gentleman caller the nights I stayed over with friends. She's about as asexual as they come due to intense PTSD.

But, I did have a friend who called me every single time her parents were having sex. So.annoying. I was like ohhhh that's great, kthnxbye!
01/24/2011
vegan.guy vegan.guy
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaccinium
The standard line about kids seeing or hearing their parents have sex is that it scarred them for life. How about you? Did it scar you for life? Were you OK with it? Did it arouse you?
I've never heard my parents have sex but I'm sure it would bother me if I did.
01/24/2011
Miss T Miss T
Never seen or heard my mother & father either. But my mother and stepfather on the other hand sounded like a porn movie! Bwhahwhaha
01/24/2011
RomeroB RomeroB
Quote:
Originally posted by Illusional
Lol, my mom and stepfather always fight and work alternating work schedules, so they never really meshed well.

I did however discover a messily hidden Fleshlight of my stepfather's when I went searching for my H.S. diploma. I had no idea ...
LMAO!!!!
01/24/2011
Misfit Momma Misfit Momma
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
There ya go...in my parent's house it was (and still is) a warzone EXCEPT when they were having sex. now mind you it was mostly LATE at night when we were supposed to be asleep and it was the only time my parents seemed to love each other so it ...
My room was across the hall, and they were always pretty quiet about it but the few times that I did hear something I found it arousing too! I never saw them either, but I did find my Moms vibrators in her drawer!
01/24/2011
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Unique posters: 71