Does your penis have a name?

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Does your penis have a name?

mlmac mlmac
Years ago, my wife decided to name my penis and she wanted it to rhyme with my own first name, which is Mike. Well, she came up with Spike. So, sometimes when she see's me, she says " hey ! its Mike and Spike"
Guy's , do you have a name for penis or girl's do have a name for the penis in your life?
03/03/2012
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Bignuf Bignuf
His name is Fred. He uses it on all official documents.
03/03/2012
TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
One day in the beginning of our relationship we were joking about how he was limp (we have a weird relationship it was all in good fun). We said he was limp as a noodle. Then I started calling his penis "Mr. Noodle". It stuck. So sometimes Mr. Noodle grows, sometimes Mr. Noodle is ready to play, etc etc.
03/04/2012
married with children married with children
my penis signs his name as Bob.
03/05/2012
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Unique posters: 4