Fucked up Sex Thoughts

Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
What fucked up thoughts have you had mid-sexin'?
07/23/2009
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Rayne Millaray Rayne Millaray
"Oh shit. Mom's gonna be here in an hour and I haven't even done the dishes yet."
07/23/2009
Valyn Valyn
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
What fucked up thoughts have you had mid-sexin'?
Rofl. Those are hilarious.. and terrible. I was once more interested in the TV than the guy. I was wondering what was on.
07/23/2009
Victoria Victoria
Who hasn't had those moments where you have to *will* yourself to stop thinking about ridiculous and random things - and just get into it?

It sucks when you're stressed and you really wanna, but your brain just won't shut up. Not that I know anything about that...
07/23/2009
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
I think what is worst of all is when you're having those thoughts but don't realize it.. and your partner has to say something like "Hey, remember me?"
07/23/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
I don't think about other stuff during sex that often but, let me tell you, I'll be rubbin' one off and composing a review in my head.

The other day, I could even see the extended template in my mind.

I had to turn the toy off and come back to it later when I had a good, solid fantasy to distract me!

And, ok, I also occasionally think about garlic shrimp and pan fried noodles during a nooner...
07/23/2009
Rockin' Rockin'
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I don't think about other stuff during sex that often but, let me tell you, I'll be rubbin' one off and composing a review in my head.

The other day, I could even see the extended template in my mind.

I had to turn the toy ... More
EEEEEE!!!! I do the compose-review thing, too. Pretty much only when I'm alone, though, although occasionally if we're using a toy together and something weird (whether good or bad) happens, I'll think "Oooh, gotta remember to put *that* in my review!"

That list was GREAT. AMAZING, even. Victoria, I agree with you, sometimes I have to really make an effort to be like "Hey that cock in you, it feels good, right? How bout you think about that?" and forget that the brownies may be burning in the oven (they weren't, yay!). Adriana, your post made me LOL.
07/23/2009
Victoria Victoria
I get busted when, right after sex, I talk about or ask about something totally random.

I guess most people count sheep to fall asleep when their minds are in overdrive - but what's one to do when you're far too distractable for a good fucking?

Luckily, this is only a problem for me some of the time. When it is, I get crazy frustrated.
07/23/2009
Victoria Victoria
PS: Thank thee gods for the ability to compartmentalize!
07/23/2009
spicywife spicywife
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
I get busted when, right after sex, I talk about or ask about something totally random.

I guess most people count sheep to fall asleep when their minds are in overdrive - but what's one to do when you're far too distractable for a ... More
I can understand that. I've had that happen to me. It's frustrating when our minds won't play along
07/23/2009
Liz2 Liz2
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
I get busted when, right after sex, I talk about or ask about something totally random.

I guess most people count sheep to fall asleep when their minds are in overdrive - but what's one to do when you're far too distractable for a ... More
I have during sex mentioned something so outside what we were doing, that my b/f asked me "where are you"? By my delay in responding, he knew I was somewhere else.
Never did recoup from that one. Sex was then over that day!
07/23/2009
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
I don't think about other stuff during sex that often but, let me tell you, I'll be rubbin' one off and composing a review in my head.

The other day, I could even see the extended template in my mind.

I had to turn the toy ... More
Yeah, when I'm alone I sometimes catch myself writing the review in my head. If I can't get my mind to shut up, I quickly type what I've got, then get back to playing. It sometimes gets really bad... on those days I just jill off with my laptop beside me.

I was worst about thinking random things during sex when medication killed my libido. Randomly during sex, my desire would completely turn off. I'd keep going as long as I could, trying to get back into it, but I'd catch myself thinking things like "PLEASE come soon... Damn stamina... please just come..."

Usually I'm pretty good at not thinking random things during sex now, partly because I get so into it that an earthquake wouldn't distract me. Which can be bad if the phone rings (only left on if it could be an important call) or the fire alarm goes off and I refuse to acknowledge it.
07/23/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by Luscious Lily
Yeah, when I'm alone I sometimes catch myself writing the review in my head. If I can't get my mind to shut up, I quickly type what I've got, then get back to playing. It sometimes gets really bad... on those days I just jill off with my ... More
See? This is why I need a laptop!
07/23/2009
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
See? This is why I need a laptop!
In desperation, I sometimes write them as text message drafts on my phone. It's sad.

The netbooks are getting pretty inexpensive, and are super portable. I've got one of the little Acer Aspire One's, and it's good for, ah, typing in bed...
07/23/2009
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Quote:
Originally posted by Valyn
Rofl. Those are hilarious.. and terrible. I was once more interested in the TV than the guy. I was wondering what was on.
One time, two of my friends were watching Star Trek and cuddling, and they eventually moved in to sexin'. When they were done, my female friend noticed that the credits were rolling.

"Oh, I wonder what happened," she said.

"Here, let me tell you," my male friend said.

We've never let him live it down.
07/23/2009
Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
One time, two of my friends were watching Star Trek and cuddling, and they eventually moved in to sexin'. When they were done, my female friend noticed that the credits were rolling.

"Oh, I wonder what happened," she ... More
lol! Although, he could have seen it enough times to know
07/23/2009
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
lol! Although, he could have seen it enough times to know
He CLAIMS he just saw snippets of it over her shoulder and "put it all together," but we all know what really happened, eh?
07/24/2009
Oggins Oggins
There was one time we were going at when we were still dating and all I could think about was where I put my damn car keys because I had to go to work really early the next morning. I was just laying there terrified that I'd misplaced them while he was just humping away! I was just like, oh yeah, oh yeah, he's close and......theeerrre it goes! I literally hit the floor running to find my keys, lmao! Luckily the keys were laying on the counter like they were supposed to be but my partner came running after me because he was totally shocked and had no idea what was going on. I felt like such an idiot, lol! Good thing he has a sense of humor! =P
07/24/2009
Oggins Oggins
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
He CLAIMS he just saw snippets of it over her shoulder and "put it all together," but we all know what really happened, eh?
LOL! He should have went with the "I've seen it before" defense. He MAY have been able to live it down going that route. =P
07/24/2009
Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Oggins
LOL! He should have went with the "I've seen it before" defense. He MAY have been able to live it down going that route. =P
So true - I can actually give the play-by-play with dialogue quotes from Star Trek episodes and movies, so that'd be my defense
07/24/2009
Sammi Sammi
I'm guilty on occasion of random thoughts like "Crap - I forgot to buy snacks for lunches!" Or "Did I put the clothes in the wash for tomorrow?" I always have the urge to get up and check when I think I've forgotten something, because I'm afraid I won't remember afterwards!
07/24/2009
LilyLust LilyLust
ok I LOVED

• Did I just orgasm or pee? Either way he seemed impressed.

But I'll admit my mind wanders sometimes. If we have been going for awhile then (over an hr or so) I sometimes get tired of bored and my mind will wander. I often think "is he done yet" I know horrible but hey. I got to get in the mornin,
07/24/2009
Danzig ate your mother Danzig ate your mother
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
What fucked up thoughts have you had mid-sexin'?
Okay so I actually *have* busted out with some Banana Phone right in the middle of it on more than one occasion.
07/25/2009
Undressed Reviews Undressed Reviews
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
What fucked up thoughts have you had mid-sexin'?
Oh, Christ... I'm not even sure where to begin. Or how to explain. My mind can be extraordinarily crass.

Recently he had me tied up and was pleasing/tormenting me in a variety of ways, one of which involved an anal plug (and thus, lube), and afterwards, as he was putting himself inside me, I thought, "Damnit. Now my farts are going to be all juicy."

This is NOT something I would normally say. I wouldn't have mentioned it at all, except that I started laughing and he made me confess. So then he started laughing. Thankfully, we are good at laughing and then getting back into "the mood".

Other than crass things popping into my head suddenly every now and then, I don't really think about other things while having sex.
07/26/2009
Dragon Dragon
How did I miss this entire thread?

I love when I realize some scheduling complication for the kids and I go into panic mood.
01/14/2010
Chilipepper Chilipepper
((Uh, Mulder? Could you take a break and get me a glass of water?))

((Aw, crap, I forgot to pick up the bread from the store while we were there ... ))

((Oh, THAT's right! It WAS Dan Ackroyd who said that line we were trying to figure out earlier!))

((Mulder, please lower your cute ass just a bit, I need to see the weather map on the news.))

((Holy crap, is that his NEIGHBOR looking in through the patio blinds??))

The list goes on. I'm afraid to find out what he's thinking since he's attention deficit, but it's bound to be funny as hell.
01/14/2010
flirt flirt
When I was a young 'un, I would think of train timetables to distract myself so that I wouldn't come too soon - like many a young boy I tended to be a bit premature at first. It led to me being well trained and I taught myself to be able to completely control the rush.
01/16/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Rockin'
EEEEEE!!!! I do the compose-review thing, too. Pretty much only when I'm alone, though, although occasionally if we're using a toy together and something weird (whether good or bad) happens, I'll think "Oooh, gotta remember to put ... More
OMG I thought I was the only one...usually happens to me when we are using said toy. I will begin to really describe the sensations in my mind until one of the guys sighs cause I am drifting a million miles away.
01/18/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Ok the worst thing I ever thought or said during sex: Just after I had been with Arch the first time Sigel and I were getting hawt and heavy. He leans down and says, "So ok I'll ask it...is he bigger?" I was distracted so I look up at him all fuzzy and say, "Not so much bigger in length but MUCH bigger around. You are easier to give a blowjob too though..." What I was thinking was "wow this blow job is so much easier..." I admitted that after I starting laughing. Sigel is not at all worried about the size of his junk though so all he did was laugh and tell Arch how I admitted that he made my jaws hurt. They have not let me live it down yet.
01/18/2010
Victoria Victoria
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Ok the worst thing I ever thought or said during sex: Just after I had been with Arch the first time Sigel and I were getting hawt and heavy. He leans down and says, "So ok I'll ask it...is he bigger?" I was distracted so I look up at ... More
That made me laugh! Thanks for admitting that one!
01/18/2010
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