((Uh, Mulder? Could you take a break and get me a glass of water?))
((Aw, crap, I forgot to pick up the bread from the store while we were there ... ))
((Oh, THAT's right! It WAS Dan Ackroyd who said that line we were trying to figure out earlier!))
((Mulder, please lower your cute ass just a bit, I need to see the weather map on the news.))
((Holy crap, is that his NEIGHBOR looking in through the patio blinds??))
The list goes on. I'm afraid to find out what he's thinking since he's attention deficit, but it's bound to be funny as hell.