Funny question came up at our "dinner with friends".

Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Do you tend to make love under the sheets or over them..if you are "in bed" at the time? We are way too active and our positions don't allow for being "under the sheets" for the most part. What about you?
06/16/2013
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Contributor: laflauta laflauta
Over the sheets. It gets too warm under the sheets!
06/16/2013
Contributor: SaucyxGirl SaucyxGirl
Usually over, its get too hot under the sheets and it also can limit movement into other positions.
06/16/2013
Contributor: Nezzie13 Nezzie13
Depends. I get cold easily, so he tries to make sure that I'm completely covered before and directly after, even though he runs hot. He tries to keep me warm during, but once we really get going the blankets are tossed aside and out of our way. Still, nothing's more romantic than when he reaches back to pull the blanket over my feet when we begin to make love in classic missionary position. Of course, that surge of affection results in me wanting him deeper and wrapping my legs around him, but hey, it's worth the cold feet
06/16/2013
Contributor: sexymomma4 sexymomma4
If its chilly , under the sheets, most times over the sheets. That way we aren't restricted to what we want to do.
06/16/2013
Contributor: chicmichiw chicmichiw
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Do you tend to make love under the sheets or over them..if you are "in bed" at the time? We are way too active and our positions don't allow for being "under the sheets" for the most part. What about you?
Mostly under, but they usually get kicked off.
06/16/2013
Contributor: Pierced Blaqk Skies Pierced Blaqk Skies
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Do you tend to make love under the sheets or over them..if you are "in bed" at the time? We are way too active and our positions don't allow for being "under the sheets" for the most part. What about you?
We might cover up at first but once things get going, we are over the sheet pretty quickly!
06/16/2013
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
While I prefer having sex on top of the blankets/sheets, having sex underneath offers a big benefit.

I go into it a little more here, if anyone would like to check it out:

Mr. Will's House Of Thrills- Weird Wednesday #1: Hot Sex=Stronger Orgasms


Essentially: Having sex in a hotter atmosphere (be it under the blankets, in a hot room, or outside) can cause one to have a stronger orgasm due to better blood flow and more vasocongestion.
06/16/2013
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
We usually toss the blankets/sheets aside before getting into it.
06/16/2013
Contributor: Kitten has left the site Kitten has left the site
What blanket? X'D Ours our nearly out of the room by the time we get in the bed.
06/16/2013
Contributor: leatherlover leatherlover
I don't think we have ever done it under the sheets.
06/16/2013
Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
I cannot remember the last time we did it in the bed, under the sheets. It's been a long time. We usually take our activities to our dedicated play room. We use our sex swing more than our bed.
06/17/2013
Contributor: lexxxmoonchild lexxxmoonchild
Depends on the time of year. I don't have a heater in my house so it gets chilly in Winter!
06/17/2013
Contributor: Bubba29 Bubba29
over....under is to restrictive and complicated
06/17/2013
Contributor: mpfm mpfm
We usually toss all the blankets aside. If it's freezing in the winter we might be under the blankets, but even that is unusual.
06/18/2013
Contributor: novanilla novanilla
Most of the time we toss all blankets aside unless I am cold, but we usually remove them anyway because throughout it I will get a lot warmer from the activity and body heat. However, sometimes when we are going a little slower and it's at night right before bed, we'll be under the covers. It seems more like we're in bed together or something.
06/18/2013
Contributor: snowminx snowminx
What blankets? lol

Unless it's really cold I've never done it under them, I don't see a point to.
06/18/2013
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Quote:
Originally posted by Kitka
We usually toss the blankets/sheets aside before getting into it.
Same with us.
06/18/2013
Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
Usually over. We rarely do it under the sheets.
06/18/2013
Contributor: KrissyNovacaine KrissyNovacaine
Usually over, but sometimes if it cold we try to keep covered up, but that's rare.
06/18/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
I've never had sex under the sheets - we've actually discussed it and came to the conclusion that it must happen primarily in film, for decency purposes (this may or may not be correct, it was just our thought). We usually push the sheets/blankets aside as well.
06/18/2013
Contributor: misskat misskat
We don't unmake our bed until we're getting in to go to sleep so we frequently have sex on top of the bedspread and everything. If we are in bed, winding down, when we decide to have sex, we usually push everything down to the foot of the bed, though we have occasionally had sex with the just the top sheet draped over us.

I stay cold and he stays hot so one of us is going to be the wrong temperature regardless
06/18/2013
Contributor: js250 js250
Wintertime--under the sheets. Summer--on top of the blankets. It does vary with what we are doing at the time, toys are always on top of the sheets.
06/18/2013
Contributor: Hipposterous Hipposterous
Over, all the time. I couldn't dream of being under the sheets, lol.
06/21/2013
Contributor: C&K0143 C&K0143
Over 99% of the time. Sheets are too distracting and warm.
07/05/2013
Contributor: Thong man Thong man
Over. We always get tangled up or too hot if we are under them.
08/04/2013
Contributor: stacylyn12 stacylyn12
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Do you tend to make love under the sheets or over them..if you are "in bed" at the time? We are way too active and our positions don't allow for being "under the sheets" for the most part. What about you?
over the sheet
08/05/2013
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Both. I usually start out with my torso and legs covered while he's on top of the blankets and then they get tossed aside.
08/05/2013
Contributor: Bill220 Bill220
Over. I like to see it all!
08/05/2013