Have you ever been walked in on?

Contributor: chicmichiw chicmichiw
Whoa, that's mortifying. I would just curl up and die
02/26/2013
Contributor: F1akaLuvsE.F F1akaLuvsE.F
Oh My goodness its the worst!!! My brother walked in on My hubby and i a couple of times... Thats why we now own a deadbolt lock jaja
02/26/2013
Contributor: table38792 table38792
Yeah it's happened a few times. It's kind of a thrill to be honest!
02/26/2013
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
No cuz i'm a virgin
02/26/2013
Contributor: amenti amenti
This is the story of one of the worst FML I've had so far:

Does masturbation count? What about just being naked? Or on the toilet or in the shower? I've been walked in on several times in my life, but not caught doing anything sexual.

Nothing is worse than having fun in the shower only bathroom in the house with a detachable shower head for the first-time as a teen only to have your Mom run in despite your screams, protests, shock, and horror and use the toilet for 30 minutes straight with shooting diarrhea! In that bathroom there is no bathroom fan or window and no towel/robe in sight to use to help you get the heck out of there the bathroom and it is such a small bathroom that I'd have to practically climb over her and the sink to get out of the shower & the only room for towels is in the hallway, and so you can't get out of the shower to escape. Living situation HELL!

nowadays I even have a sign on my door telling them in large bold caps to ALWAYS KNOCK FIRST! EVERY TIME! but it's often ignored hence my double lock and my own private bath room connected to my bedroom that also locks.
02/27/2013
Contributor: Painandpleasure0311 Painandpleasure0311
Yup. Invest in a good lock.
02/27/2013
Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster Beautiful-Disaster
Yes! It was awkward/embarrassing. I had 2 friends & my FWB over for some drinks.. Well, my 2 friends went to the store for more drinks... I thought I had enough time for a quickie.. I locked the front door...Was in the middle of doing our thing.. When my friends were back...ringing the doorbell.. I thought.. okay 2 more minutes... Nope.. The opened the sliding door to my bedroom.. as I was stumbling to get my pants on..no undies.. WHOOPS!
02/27/2013
Contributor: Martiniman Martiniman
Not with my wife, but many times 20+ years ago with various girlfriends.
02/27/2013
Contributor: StarrStacked StarrStacked
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Originally posted by dbm6907
My boyfriend lives at home and I stay with him 98% of the time. His door doesn't have a lock on it and his mother doesn't knock, so needless to say she has walked in on us having sex or me giving him oral multiple times.

Has this happened to you?
The boyfriends mom walked in on him going down on me. He just propped his head up and acted like nothing was going on. It was horrifying.
02/27/2013
Contributor: kdlt kdlt
No one's walked in on me during sex YET. Never say never though!
02/27/2013
Contributor: jake0530 jake0530
my wife went to work one day several years ago. I was watching porn in the bedroom. I was really going to town on myself, I shot my load and heard clapping. my sister in law was watching the whole time. very, very embarrassing.
03/05/2013
Contributor: Qozt Qozt
My sister walked in my boyfriend and I once to tell us she was making some sort of weird food. She acted oblivious and I think she was purposely cockblocking lol.
03/05/2013