I think most of those things have happened during sex. The only one that was a problem was when I bled. It had been the first time I had sex in several years and I was as tight as I was when I lost my virginity. The dude had the audacity to be mad at me about it because I had stained his white sheets! Needless to say we were not together long after that.
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Have you ever _____ during sex?
10/14/2011
cramped
10/15/2011
Everything but burped, sneezed, and Hiccuped XD
10/15/2011
Cramps are the worst.
10/16/2011
I hate noises during sex!
10/16/2011
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Said the wrong name... Yep... Did. Said isnt really accurate cause it was more of a scream mixed with a moan while getting it doggy style right at the edge of orgasm... Yep I got caught - totally!!!
Originally posted by
wrecklesswords
So, I'm sure we've all done these things before, or at least tried to avoid them. Sometimes it's unavoidable. The silly things that are sometimes hard to avoid during sex. And the not-so-silly, painful things!
10/16/2011
Everything but bled. The funniest by far was when the wife sneezed and pushed me out, took about ten minutes to stop laughing. lol
10/16/2011
Leg cramps are the worst and they always hit at the worst possible moment.
10/16/2011
I've queefed and laughed.
10/16/2011
Hahaha, one of my favorites is when we are switching around and either she or I lose our balance and nearly fall off the bed/couch.
10/17/2011
During one particularly vigorous session, I got a charlie horse so bad I actually cried. Mood breaker, let me tell you.
10/17/2011
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My biggie is a leg cramp. OUCH. He is good about stopping till I recover...and making sure I am comfortable to minimize chance of reoccurrance !!
Originally posted by
wrecklesswords
So, I'm sure we've all done these things before, or at least tried to avoid them. Sometimes it's unavoidable. The silly things that are sometimes hard to avoid during sex. And the not-so-silly, painful things!
10/17/2011
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Does not kill the mood, thankfully, for us...but do have to stop and let it resolve...that's for sure.
Originally posted by
Wildchild
I hate the leg cramps, it kills the mood real fast. And so sad and embarrised to admit this, but I did fall asleep once.
10/17/2011
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Sounds cute!!!
Originally posted by
sweetiebelle
I giggle during sex all the time
10/17/2011
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..sure it is, maybe THE most dignified, cause it is the MOST important!!!! Everything else, if you think about it, is just a "supporting roll" or "way to get to the sex act"!!!!! (Nice dinner, dancing, talking sweetly, holding hands...everything is a "work up to" activity, in the real grand scheme of the universe.
Originally posted by
indiglo
My man coughs sometimes. Which cracks me up. We laugh sometimes too, but in a fun, good way. Like AndroAngel says, it's not really a very dignified act! lol
10/17/2011
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Probably not, but having whip cream melt and losing a strawberry in the bed and crushing it into the sheets might!!!
Originally posted by
WierdAl
Does eating strawberries and licking whip cream count?
10/17/2011
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That is more okay when married then when out on a date!!!!
Originally posted by
PussyPurr
I've fallen asleep before!
10/17/2011
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Ouch. Good thing you had a sense of humor about that!!!
Originally posted by
K101
I've bled, queefed and probably hicupped or burped. I've bled before from a cooter tear! Disaster! It was painful! We've laughed too.
10/17/2011
I got o bad one that's not on the list..
I have an issue where my knee pops out of place & once while on top of hubby my knee popped out !! Holy shit did that suck, it hurts so bad & my poor hubby sat there in the ER with blue balls
I have an issue where my knee pops out of place & once while on top of hubby my knee popped out !! Holy shit did that suck, it hurts so bad & my poor hubby sat there in the ER with blue balls
10/17/2011
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Darned...sounds like he was a "lover worth losing".
Originally posted by
SilverIsis
I think most of those things have happened during sex. The only one that was a problem was when I bled. It had been the first time I had sex in several years and I was as tight as I was when I lost my virginity. The dude had the audacity to be mad at
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I think most of those things have happened during sex. The only one that was a problem was when I bled. It had been the first time I had sex in several years and I was as tight as I was when I lost my virginity. The dude had the audacity to be mad at me about it because I had stained his white sheets! Needless to say we were not together long after that.
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10/17/2011
Oh & I had to get stitches once too !! Hubby went to cut the rope and cut my ankle open...
worst of all it was on our wedding night !!
Go tequila lmao
worst of all it was on our wedding night !!
Go tequila lmao
10/17/2011
I think the worst i have had was getting a really bad cramp. I was hitting her spot and she was close so i toughed it out and finished. After and the next day my thigh was so tight but was well worth it.
10/23/2011
My favorite is when my wife's body and mine get sweaty and make fart noises - we always crack up.
11/25/2011
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I got a cramp before. lack of water lol
Originally posted by
wrecklesswords
So, I'm sure we've all done these things before, or at least tried to avoid them. Sometimes it's unavoidable. The silly things that are sometimes hard to avoid during sex. And the not-so-silly, painful things!
11/27/2011
I think most of these have happened to us but we are only human. As long as we can either laugh it off or be patient then it is all good.
11/28/2011
Laughing and cramping. For some reason, I cramp a lot in my legs when receving oral. Guess it feels so good that my legs are moving all around
11/28/2011
Yawned is a bad one.
01/09/2012
I have belched, farted, laughed, hiccuped, and sneezed before
01/09/2012
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Lmao all of them.
Originally posted by
wrecklesswords
So, I'm sure we've all done these things before, or at least tried to avoid them. Sometimes it's unavoidable. The silly things that are sometimes hard to avoid during sex. And the not-so-silly, painful things!
01/09/2012
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Agreed
Originally posted by
AndroAngel
I've done a few of the unfortunate ones, but I have to say, I don't really see laughing during sex as a bad thing, sex should be happy, right? And sometimes you just have to laugh at the silly things one's body does during sex. It really
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I've done a few of the unfortunate ones, but I have to say, I don't really see laughing during sex as a bad thing, sex should be happy, right? And sometimes you just have to laugh at the silly things one's body does during sex. It really isn't a particularly dignified act.
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01/09/2012