Have you ever had sex on a beach?

I've had sex near water, but not next to it. Good planning goes into good beach sex, along with perfect timing, and since I live in the mountains, it's a hard thing to do.

Nope cause sand gets everywhere even when just lying on the beach getting sun.

Yes we've done it, and a large blanket or girl-on-top position is your best bet on the beach.

I haven't, but it is one of my top fantasies!

It has never sounded appealing enough to me to even THINK of dealing with all the sand. XP

Never done it. I used to want to but then the boyfriend pointed out the sand issue. I hate sand

No, and like everyone says, it's because of the sand. As it is I hate going to the beach for normal, beachy activities because of sand.

yes and got sand in bad places.... never again lol

Yes

Ugh it was horrible sand got in bad places and I threw up later that night. NOT a good idea.

I understand how perhaps one could see Fabio whisking you away to a shoreline with the sunsetting majestically in the background, the sun reflecting off the water and both of your luscious heads of hair gracefully flowing through the air like the waves behind you. Then he lays you down and has his way with you while Enya plays in the background.

Unfortunately, it's nothing like this. It's humid, so the hair is not going to be looking like the graceful waves of the ocean. There's sand EVERYWHERE mind you, so it gets everywhere on you: mouth, butt crack, hair, armpit, everywhere sand should not be. Oh and you'll be nice and sweaty (since you probably wouldn't have sex in the wintertime on a beach in the freezing cold, but I may be wrong) with sand. Then you have the sand mites you gotta worry about. And the good ole patrol man who makes his way along the beach to look to public sex offenders.

Lol needless to say, this was my experience. We did chalk it up for an interesting experience, laughed it off, and moved to a cheap motel on crystal beach in the middle of the night and had wonderful sex in a comfortable bed.