Have you ever...

Contributor: [Red] [Red]
Oh god, no.
08/29/2011
Contributor: Menarae Menarae
Haha, yes, I most definitely have!

I know which toys my mom has (or used to have...it's been years since I've looked) and that we carry ALL of them at my store *giggles* I also know my mom got a We Vibe around the time they first came out. Dunno what colour, because I just found the box beside her bed.

I haven't found any of my father's sex toys, but I was helping him clean out his old place and rip up carpets this summer, and I came across not only his porn (Dad's an ass man, apparently) but across my sister's porn and many, many condoms in her old room...both in packages and used. Thank goodness for gloves!

My mother's also found my toys...chewed up vibrators, courtesy of my ferret. And non-chewed toys chilling in the bathroom after washing. Funniest conversation ever:

Mom: Mena, what's that hanging on the towel rack?
Me: Uhhh...*squeak* A toy?
Mom: Well, can you put it away please. I don't leave my toys lying around.
Me: *scrambles towards the stairs*
Mom: What is it, anyway? It looks like a dragon tail!
Me: A...tentacle...
Mom: Oh.
08/29/2011
Contributor: Sir Sir
Yeah...what's the big deal? I'm honestly surprised that so many people are appalled at the idea. Aren't we supposed to be sex positive?
08/29/2011
Contributor: cheetahpita cheetahpita
I can't imagine my parents with toys... if they have them, I don't want to know about it!
08/29/2011
Contributor: Liz x420x Liz x420x
haha yes i have found my mom's dildos when i was like 16 years old. its kinda funny to find out that your moms a little bit of a sex freak
08/29/2011
Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by Screen Door
found your parent's sexual items? I have been on a visit to my parent's new house, and recently found some of their toys in the bathroom. Has anything like this ever happened to you?
Toys and magazines, both. That is when I realized they were PEOPLE too.
08/30/2011
Contributor: Silverdrop Silverdrop
When I was little, I found a condom in my dad's drawer. I didn't know what it was, but I just kind of had a gut feeling it was something grown-up and icky, and so I put it back.
08/30/2011
Contributor: Mistress Mandy Mistress Mandy
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Originally posted by Menarae
Haha, yes, I most definitely have!

I know which toys my mom has (or used to have...it's been years since I've looked) and that we carry ALL of them at my store *giggles* I also know my mom got a We Vibe around the time they first came ... more
Bahahaha, I love the convo with your mom at the end. Dragon tail, haha. Too funny!

I think if my mom had found any of my toys the conversation would have been much different. It's not a topic that is ever discussed, but I still somehow know that she doesn't approve of toys. Don't know how to explain it. She's pretty uptight about sex in general though.
08/30/2011
Contributor: dawnkye dawnkye
I never have, and I hope I never do.
08/30/2011
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
I once found a tube of desensitizing gel in my parents room. That was it.

When I was living at home at the age of 20 after being on my own for two years, my parents stumbled onto the box that contained my vibrator and some porn. My mom told me about it, and she couldn't stop laughing while recounting my dad's expression when he opened the box!
08/30/2011
Contributor: PuddlePuppy PuddlePuppy
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Originally posted by Screen Door
found your parent's sexual items? I have been on a visit to my parent's new house, and recently found some of their toys in the bathroom. Has anything like this ever happened to you?
I was always a weird little kid, so I went through a phase where I was actually searching for anything forbidden. I found an entire drawer and tuperwear box under the bed filled with giant fake penises (0.o)
08/30/2011
Contributor: shySEXXaddict shySEXXaddict
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Originally posted by Screen Door
found your parent's sexual items? I have been on a visit to my parent's new house, and recently found some of their toys in the bathroom. Has anything like this ever happened to you?
my mother is such a prude.I honestly think she hasnt had sex in 7years.Although she happened to just tell me the otherday that she had a vibrator.It was alil akward since she doesnt ever talk about sex.But when I was 12 I found my grandparents stash!lol.next to the bed was a drawer...I was pulling out nurses outfits,thighhighs,boa s,crotchless panties,and a vibrator,and handcuffs!!my grandmother told me it was a "massager"and the outfits were costumes cuz her and my grandfather liked to play "dressup"!!lolll!..o how I loved my gram...she was so awesome..God bless her kinky soul!!
09/12/2011
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
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Originally posted by shySEXXaddict
my mother is such a prude.I honestly think she hasnt had sex in 7years.Although she happened to just tell me the otherday that she had a vibrator.It was alil akward since she doesnt ever talk about sex.But when I was 12 I found my grandparents ... more
WOW! Awesome grandparents! I hope I have that much fun when I am old.
09/12/2011
Contributor: JRabbits JRabbits
Yes!! Oh man it was horrific! I found a whole dresser drawer devoted to dildos! And a whole drawer devoted to porn. Blah, icky.
09/12/2011
Contributor: JessCee JessCee
Yep. A couple of times actually... I remember when I was really small playing in my mom's room and pulling out this "giant rubber thing"... I had no idea what it was at the time, but boy do I know now. Also when I was a teenager I was told to get some batteries out of her "second drawer on the right" unfortunately she meant "left"... because the one on the right housed her anal beads, vibrators, crops, restraints, and blindfolds.... It doesn't really bother me though.
09/12/2011
Contributor: aimtoplease aimtoplease
never have and hopfully never will!
09/15/2011
Contributor: SparklingReviews SparklingReviews
I find it strange... I am very open about sex and about sex toys, my whole family knows that I have them and that I am a sex toy reviewer but I have found my mom having sex toys... and my grandmother and I was extremely weirded out

I mean I can have them and use them... but not them lol.
09/15/2011
Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
I've found toys. They don't bother me. Whatever, but I also found...an unlabeled videotape, while cleaning the living room....the horrors are too great to recount...
09/28/2011
Contributor: WierdAl WierdAl
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Originally posted by Screen Door
found your parent's sexual items? I have been on a visit to my parent's new house, and recently found some of their toys in the bathroom. Has anything like this ever happened to you?
I was grossed out, Old People don't have sex. Well in my mind atleast.
09/28/2011
Contributor: BeautifulDarkness BeautifulDarkness
I have. I found a gold vibrator of my mom's. I was really young and she just told me it was to massage my dad's back. lol
09/28/2011
Contributor: SexyTabby SexyTabby
I can't really remember ever finding anything but if there weren't 5 kids you'd never know my parents liked each other enough to have sex lol They are divorced now though.
09/28/2011
Contributor: - Kira - - Kira -
I found one in my mom's dresser once while I was looking for clothes to borrow. She said if I didn't want to find things like that I shouldn't be digging through her stuff. We laughed about it. We have a pretty open relationship. If I get something and think she might enjoy it I'll mention it to her and tell her she should pick one up. Slacked off a bit on this since she started lecturing me on spending too much money on sex.
09/28/2011
Contributor: js250 js250
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Originally posted by Screen Door
found your parent's sexual items? I have been on a visit to my parent's new house, and recently found some of their toys in the bathroom. Has anything like this ever happened to you?
I found a couple of magazines at my dad's once, very traumatizing!! I was a teenager and soo grossed out. Other than that no.
09/28/2011
Contributor: Neurogasm Neurogasm
I've gone LOOKING, and never found anything. My parents are way too repressed for that. Love them to death, but they are.
09/28/2011
Contributor: Miss Anonymous Miss Anonymous
Nope that has never happend. That would be kinda odd.
09/28/2011
Contributor: SilverIsis SilverIsis
Sex and kink is an open subject in my parents home in the abstract. I actually watched a biography on Ron Jeremy with my parents once (as an adult) and had no problems with the fact that I was watching it with my parents, though I still for the life of me have no idea how a man that ugly could be such a big name in porn. I think I also remember finding a cat o nine tails in my parents room when I was 16, though it may have been a picture in an S&M catalog.
10/01/2011
Contributor: JaneDoe ToyCollector JaneDoe ToyCollector
That would be pretty awkward!
10/01/2011
Contributor: Lucky21 Lucky21
Oh yeah! I found my mom's vibrator when I was about 12. I've asked all my S/O's about theirs pretty early on, so I've known about them.
10/01/2011
Contributor: ss143 ss143
when i was like 9 I found my moms vibe I was like mom whats this ? She ran to me grabbed it and was like oh honey that's mommy's massager and a couple years later I found a dildo lol I went to her and said mom really a massager we had a good laugh about it.
10/01/2011
Contributor: domsub1993 domsub1993
Found a magazine once. Ugh!
10/01/2011