How Unsexy is your bedroom?

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How Unsexy is your bedroom?

Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
Ok, as embarrasing as it is, I could not get any guy I know to do me in my room with out making fun of me IF they would do it at all. I was bored and got out some old toys of mine to play with with my daughter because they seem to be her favorites. SO, I have a GIGANTIC my little pony playset from the 80s called Paradise Estate in my room with about 12-15 ponies lurking around the room from where we were playing and I left them out. Plus, I put my pinkest sheets on the bed since hubby is gone too. I didn't realize how odd it was till one of my friends went to pee in my bathroom and shreeked and then teased me about my toys watching me test toys, and how most guys would feel like they just walked into a 12 year olds room. So...what in your bedroom would other people find totally unsexy?
05/21/2009
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Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Here at home? Oh, God.

Nothing I own matches. I like things to look nice, but when it comes down to it, I'm actually a function over form kind of person. If it works just as well as something that's prettier but twice as expensive, I'll buy the uglier item. Also, my sister's side of the room is...ugh. Awful posters of Avril Lavigne and Bam Margera, two people I can't stand, and she leaves her dirty clothes in a pile. She also stockpiles diet snackfoods so nobody else in the house will touch them. ::rolls eyes::

When I'm at school, I ALWAYS fuss about cleanliness. I have OCD related to several other issues, and it makes me paranoid about tidiness and organization.
05/22/2009
Firemeup Firemeup
hmmm, I actually put a good bit of thought into sexing things up....some people think it's weird that I have my computer (and therefore work stuff, since I work from home) in the bedroom. It works for us - we use it for music.
05/22/2009
Nickisonehere Nickisonehere
My room is so dirty. I try and keep the lights off or as close as possible if a girl is over lol
05/22/2009
bodymodboy bodymodboy
My bedroom is unsexy to most, but to me and my boyfriend Griff, it's especially sexy. We're primitives, so my room looks very much like a cave on a cliffside when it's dim. I have drawings on one wall, painted on. It adds to the allure. My lamp is shoji screen, so it adds that firelight illumination feel. However, to many people, it looks like a room full of too many books and wacky stick figures on one wall. And the robin's egg blue ceiling.
05/22/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
I love my bedroom. It's like a getaway for me. The unsexy thing? Dust. Between all the down stuff we use and the cat and all the books and doo dads, it gets dusty really fast.
05/22/2009
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Well, when it's clean I would call my room nice. We have nice bedding so I think it's sexy for -us-.
05/22/2009
Epiphora Epiphora
That is awesome, Cinnamon Chambers. utterly, completely awesome. I want pictures.
05/22/2009
Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Epiphora
That is awesome, Cinnamon Chambers. utterly, completely awesome. I want pictures.
Me too

My bedroom isn't really sexy - overflowing with crap right now. We hardly ever have sex there, though (that's what the basement is for).
05/22/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
Our bedromm is functional...packed with furniture..clothes and shoes everywhere. The beagle has a pillow in there..but always ends up in the bed. Dust bunnies are everywhere and sneak out at times. But- it works for us..who cares what is there as long we both are together!
05/22/2009
Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
Oh really, you wanna see lol. I will let you know when I get the pics up on my blog. Don't be surprised if the ponies get a little frisky during the photo shoot though.
05/22/2009
LilyLust LilyLust
I don't even want to think bout my room. Is screams 30 yr old virgin. Until you look into drawers. There's anime, puzzles on the walls, and weapons(swords/chucks/ tonfas) everywhere!
05/22/2009
Snappy Snappy
It's utilitarian except for a few sexy touches.
05/22/2009
Epiphora Epiphora
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Originally posted by Cinnamon Chambers
Oh really, you wanna see lol. I will let you know when I get the pics up on my blog. Don't be surprised if the ponies get a little frisky during the photo shoot though.
I expect to see ponies mounting each other, yes.
05/22/2009
Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
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Pony Porn. This is probably the most fun, unstable, and deeply disturbing posts I have ever made to the blog. Beware...this is content that will scar small children, and maybe adults as well. No ponies were hurt in the making of said porn, well ok it hurt but the freaky little snatch monsters liked it.
05/22/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
I think I do my hair pink in some twisted effort to BE a my little pony since they came along when I was well into my teens and I never got to have any.
05/22/2009
Sir Sir
My room is very sexy actually.
06/16/2009
Jessica Elizabeth Jessica Elizabeth
Right now... i live in the unfinished basement of a house that used to be a rental house. The floor is nasty concrete, with an old patch of carpet in the middle. 3 walls are bare drywall, and the 4th is concrete with the wooden supports. That wall has a nice large crack in it. There's no room 'cuz right now there's 2 beds. The closet is just a space in one wall. There's no frame on the door so light leaks in. Yea... totally unsexy. Not bringing Master home to that! LOL ... actually moving out closer to him in a few months and then my room will be uber sexy!
06/16/2009
jedent jedent
I actually took the time and did a really really good job on decorating our room. The walls are the darkest green paint they make, we have candle sconces, a water fountain, mirrors...

Too bad it's all covered in dirty laundry most of the time.
06/17/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
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Originally posted by jedent
I actually took the time and did a really really good job on decorating our room. The walls are the darkest green paint they make, we have candle sconces, a water fountain, mirrors...

Too bad it's all covered in dirty laundry most of the time.
It sounds so nice..and at lwast you can see it today!
06/17/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
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Originally posted by Mamastoys
It sounds so nice..and at lwast you can see it today!
*at least*
06/17/2009
spicywife spicywife
our bedroom has legos, toddler books and diapers and wipes. But we do our best... I keep nice sheets on our bed, at least. Although some of them do have crayon marks... we just try to ignore that...
07/05/2009
deceased deceased
Ever see Lock Up on MSNBC? The prison specials? Everywhere I Have ever lived in Hawaii (and rent is high and I am single and have a not so well paying job) looks like a plain white cinderblock cell with a jalosie window. Cinderblocks painted white and a white nightstand are as unsexy as you can get. All I need to get it unsexier is bunk beds.
07/15/2009
NaughtyButterfly NaughtyButterfly
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Originally posted by spicywife
our bedroom has legos, toddler books and diapers and wipes. But we do our best... I keep nice sheets on our bed, at least. Although some of them do have crayon marks... we just try to ignore that...
Sounds like our bedroom...stepping on toys on the way to the bed, but it works
07/16/2009
CPTInsanity CPTInsanity
The only thing that might seem unsexy in my room is the huge pile of pillows that I have to throw on the ground just to use my bed. But its really not a big deal. We just remodeled the master suite, so I can't really complain about much, and I don't have kids to leave toys and stuff around.
04/13/2011
KrystalFayeO KrystalFayeO
I just have a bed in my room... boring. Well I just got an electric fireplace so that makes it a little more cozy
04/17/2011
sexyintexas sexyintexas
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Originally posted by Cinnamon Chambers
Ok, as embarrasing as it is, I could not get any guy I know to do me in my room with out making fun of me IF they would do it at all. I was bored and got out some old toys of mine to play with with my daughter because they seem to be her favorites. ...
My bedroom is plain...except for the laundry that always seems to accumulate into seperation piles. We have 4 kids....The rest of the house is clean so I just dont care, if he doesnt think its sexy I have toys
04/17/2011
IrishLassie IrishLassie
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Originally posted by Cinnamon Chambers
Ok, as embarrasing as it is, I could not get any guy I know to do me in my room with out making fun of me IF they would do it at all. I was bored and got out some old toys of mine to play with with my daughter because they seem to be her favorites. ...
I love this question.

My bedroom is so unsexy. its plain and messy and we have a dog that sheds like crazy so that we have dog hair EVERYWHERE. Our bedrrom is also small so it's cramped quarters
04/20/2011
hornypoet69 hornypoet69
My bedroom is a terrible, awful mess most of the time. I'm a cluttered person, what can I say. Unsexy, though? How can my bedroom be unsexy? I live there!
04/21/2011
kinky girlfriend kinky girlfriend
Quote:
Originally posted by Cinnamon Chambers
Ok, as embarrasing as it is, I could not get any guy I know to do me in my room with out making fun of me IF they would do it at all. I was bored and got out some old toys of mine to play with with my daughter because they seem to be her favorites. ...
right now very unsexy so unsexy there is dirty dishes and garbage...even my boyfriend comments and It may be a big reason we dont have a good sex life ontop of other things
08/13/2011
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