How would you react on a quiet beach if the following happened?

Martiniman Martiniman
For the sake of the question, lets please remove the law and such and simply enjoy a what if question.

My question...

You're alone and enjoying a beautiful day on a quiet and sparsely populated beach when a member of the opposite or same sex...a sex that your attracted to, shows up and sets up camp very near by. At first look you find this person to be hot and sexy...extremely attractive, then this person strips completely naked, lathers on suntan lotion, then lies down on their chaise lounge in a way where you can clearly see EVERYTHING.

What do you do once they've gotten naked and laid down?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
I leave and find a new spot far away.
Cosmonaut , SneakersAndPearls , Pixel , PropertyOfPotter , married with children , Cowgirl-Cutie , DigitalSweety
7  (18%)
I ignore them completely.
Rossie
1  (3%)
I glance their way occasionally to check out their nude body.
leanright69 , Cindi025 , wicked weasel , Isola , minstrel69 , kaykay0427 , sexxxkitten , *Camoprincess* , Stinkytofu10 , petlove0311 , xscorpiox , BlooJay , GONE! , SecretKinksters , spiced , Stagger13 , srexom
17  (44%)
I stare as much as possible, soaking in their gorgeous nude body.
mikeysPlace
1  (3%)
I pull my camera out and start photographing them.
I would try to catch their attention in hopes they would come talk to me.
I would move closer for a better look.
I would go talk to them.
deltalima , anonkitty , GirlOnGirl
3  (8%)
I'd go talk to them & if we connected I'd move my chair & sit with them.
SassySam
1  (3%)
I'd go talk to them & if we connected I'd join them and I'd also get naked.
I'd get so horny watching them I'd sit in my original spot & quietly masturbate.
I'd get so horny watching them after masturbating I'd run home & fuck my partner.
I'd get so horny watching them I'd run home and fuck my partner.
SilverMinxxx , Gunsmoke , Martiniman
3  (8%)
I'd get so horny I'd go fuck the naked person ASAP.
I'd get naked in my original spot in hopes they would come join me.
I'd casually walk by in hopes of catching their attention.
I'd casually walk by several times in order to catch their attention.
I'd get naked and walk by them showing off my hot body to catch their attention.
Trysexual , padmeamidala , Bubba29
3  (8%)
I'd go ask them if they would rub suntan lotion on me, then get naked for them.
Other...because I know you would do something I didn't list. Please explain.
comatose-kitty , naturegirl , RomanticGoth
3  (8%)
Total votes: 39
Poll is closed
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RonLee RonLee
Well well, Martiniman, you are a naughty one aren't you.
02/04/2013
Cosmonaut Cosmonaut
I would leave and find a new spot. There is a whole freaking beach and they have to come near me? Same thing with a parking lot..there is a whole empty parking lot and there is the one asshole who parks right next to you..wtf. Plus, they will draw attention like a seagull horde swarms to food and more people will show up. I just want to relax and enjoy nature.
02/04/2013
leanright69 leanright69
Proper beach ediquette. I would do my best to give them their space with an occasional glance to appriaciate their bueaty.
02/04/2013
Trysexual Trysexual
I'd get naked too.
02/04/2013
mikeysPlace mikeysPlace
I think if they set of camp so nearby, under such a scenario, I would also expect that person not to mind some gawking and/or conversation!
02/04/2013
SassySam SassySam
wow, thats a lot of options.
02/04/2013
SneakersAndPearls SneakersAndPearls
I'd get up and move. My reasons for doing it are the following:

It's a sparsely populated beach. Why do they need to sit right next to me, anyone else? That, to me, screams entitled, or at the very least, inconsiderate and/or oblivious.

Then, they decide to strip naked next to me. So, not only do they feel the need to sit right next to me, they want me to be aware of their nudity. I would think such a person would be full of themselves and have very little to offer. Not interested.
02/04/2013
Pixel Pixel
Quote:
Originally posted by SneakersAndPearls
I'd get up and move. My reasons for doing it are the following:

It's a sparsely populated beach. Why do they need to sit right next to me, anyone else? That, to me, screams entitled, or at the very least, inconsiderate and/or ... More
Agreed. Also, I'd like to add that I would be *very* uncomfortable with a random naked guy that I don't know deciding to sit down near me on a secluded beach. I don't care if you're pretty or not, I'm really not interested in playing a game of Schrodinger's Rapist.
02/04/2013
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
I would leave.
02/04/2013
comatose-kitty comatose-kitty
I wouldnt knwo what.to do
02/04/2013
kaykay0427 kaykay0427
I would look, just make sure I don't get caught staring... even tho I have a man... I know he would look if it was a girl in front of him... who wouldn't look
02/04/2013
sexxxkitten sexxxkitten
I would look once or twice, but I would mind my own business and do my own thing.
02/04/2013
Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
For the sake of the question, lets please remove the law and such and simply enjoy a what if question.

My question...

You're alone and enjoying a beautiful day on a quiet and sparsely populated beach when a member of the opposite ... More
I glance their way occasionally to check out their nude body.
02/04/2013
petlove0311 petlove0311
i'd look lol
02/04/2013
xscorpiox xscorpiox
id look every now and then
02/04/2013
SilverMinxxx SilverMinxxx
I would look at them for a little while, then go find my boyfriend because I would probably be aroused.
02/05/2013
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
I'm all about pleasing my partner - so I'd take the inspiration home and put it to good use.
02/05/2013
BlooJay BlooJay
I'd just look a lot.
02/05/2013
anonkitty anonkitty
I would creep like an artist. "Can I stare at you? Don't worry, I'm an artist."

...Kidding (although I've always wanted to try. =]) I've been known to ask random people whether or not they'll sit still long enough for me to sketch though...so I mean, hey, if he's sitting close enough that I can see everything, would try to see if I can talk him into posing for me. ;]
02/05/2013
Martiniman Martiniman
In answering my own question, I see two ways to do that. The young single me would definitely look on with interest while trying to catch their attention. If a conversation was started and we hit it off I'd be naked with them quite quickly. The married me of today would still watch with interest, but that would be the extent of it, then I'd go home to my lovely wife and expel my sexual energy on her in the bedroom.
02/05/2013
butts butts
I'm taken and monogamous, but I'm also pretty numb to nudity so I doubt it would get my attention too strongly? I'd probably just ignore them.
02/05/2013
Cowgirl-Cutie Cowgirl-Cutie
I'd leave
02/05/2013
SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
Definitely look...may be take a picture or two
02/05/2013
naturegirl naturegirl
As I would already be naked (assuming it's a clothing optional beach) I would simply smile, try to ignore him (or her!) & hope they don't notice I'm a bit wet!
02/05/2013
RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
I wouldn't be on the beach in the first place. Too much sun! If this was in a nice park.... It might be different.
02/05/2013
Rossie Rossie
Just ignore the person.
02/05/2013
Stagger13 Stagger13
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
For the sake of the question, lets please remove the law and such and simply enjoy a what if question.

My question...

You're alone and enjoying a beautiful day on a quiet and sparsely populated beach when a member of the opposite ... More
occasional glance might be fun...
02/06/2013
srexom srexom
check out their nude body.
02/06/2013
Total posts: 29
Unique posters: 28