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Would you go for a product that would make a mans cum taste like chocolate?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Yes
ToyTimeTim , Airen Wolf , Coralbell , meganthomas , Pleasure Piratess , J's Alley , MrRainybowbow , Waterfall , SexyySarah , BadgersRose , Vaccinium , Lily Night , Jul!a , *HisMrs* , potstickers , Illumin8 , jeangel246 , JessCee
18  (41%)
Maybe
OhMy! , Yoda , Lady Venus , mrs.mckrakn , ~LaUr3n~ , Envy , Shellz31 , Lummox , tigerkate , Brandi Rouxxx , Eva Schwaltz
11  (25%)
No
Madeira , Chilipepper , ToyGeek , Alicia , DeliciousSurprise , Jobthingy , Naughty Student , [[M@R!3]] , Adriana Ravenlust , P'Gell , darthkitt3n , cburger , Antipova , aliceinthehole , M121212
15  (34%)
Total votes: 44
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10/16/2010
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Madeira Madeira
No, because I don't have sexual involvement with men
10/16/2010
Chilipepper Chilipepper
Were you inspired by this webcomic?

link
10/16/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
My wife would so love something like this, I might get more that way.
10/16/2010
Yoda Yoda
My wife loves chocolate, but I'm pretty sure she'd find that way too weird.
10/16/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
I would be ALL over that! The guys think it might be fun for a while but being my portable candy machine seems like it could lead to soreness....
10/16/2010
Alicia Alicia
Nope, I can't mix food with sex..it's just no. I think making his cum taste like chocolate would come too close to that for me LOL
10/16/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
I'm way too picky about chocolate to believe such a product could meet my expectations, and I don't have a man anyway.
10/16/2010
Alicia Alicia
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
Were you inspired by this webcomic?

link
Haha that's such a cute comic strip!
10/16/2010
mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
im not sure. be nice to try it, but maybe not chocolate. artificial choc. always taste weird to me.
10/17/2010
Jobthingy Jobthingy
I dont have a huge sweet tooth.. and Something tells me that it would not make for something yummy.
10/17/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
My partner's cum doesn't have a bad taste so, I might just for fun. But, it wouldn't be something I'd keep in our stock all the time. I don't LOVE the taste of chocolate so that isn't terribly appealing either.
10/17/2010
Naughty Student Naughty Student
I wouldn't like it so much, maybe watermelon, or vanilla.
10/17/2010
Avant-garde Avant-garde
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
Were you inspired by this webcomic?

link
Nope, lol, but it is funny though.
10/17/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
The wife say's it MUST taste like dark chocolate.
10/17/2010
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
No. Chocolate flavoured stuff always sucks.
10/17/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
There's nothing wrong with ejaculate the way it tastes. I don't like flavored lube, I don't think I'd like flavored Come. Bleh.
10/17/2010
MrRainybowbow MrRainybowbow
Sounds interesting and possible something thats a must do at least once for me but that probley wouldnt be so great. All i really need to do is have my guy eat or drink some fruit juice and within an hour he already taste sweet. Though he hates fruit and refuses to more then half the time =/
10/17/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by MrRainybowbow
Sounds interesting and possible something thats a must do at least once for me but that probley wouldnt be so great. All i really need to do is have my guy eat or drink some fruit juice and within an hour he already taste sweet. Though he hates fruit ...
My Man's Come usually either tastes quite yummy or I don't notice at all.

The other morning, I almost spit it out, but it was too late. We'd had a few days without, (not common for us, a yeast infection plus an argument....they weren't related, led to a 2 day mini-drought) Afterward my tummy was even upset, and I'm thinking, "Did he eat anything I am allergic to? It was kind of icky. What the heck happened?" I was getting some food our of the refrigerator later that day and saw our leftovers from dinner the night before. Salmon with rice pilaf.....and asparagus. That, plus 2 days with him not ejaculating made for some rather unsavory semen. Odd. I never noticed before. He's had asparagus, before, obviously, we have it regularly, I think it must have been the asparagus PLUS the back up of a few days that did something to his stuff.

I didn't say anything. I don't want him feeling uncomfortable. Later on, by that night it was fine.
10/17/2010
SexyySarah SexyySarah
Yep, I would, I'm not big on swallowing (though I do) but if you could make it taste better SURE I'd try it out!
10/17/2010
BadgersRose BadgersRose
Anything to make it taste better would be a good thing.
03/12/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
If it was white chocolate, I'd go for that from time to time.
03/13/2011
tigerkate tigerkate
If it tasted like GOOD chocolate, HELL YES NOM NOM NOM.


however, if it were weird or seemingly synthetic tasting, I'd say no thank you.
Also, would it look like chocolate? That might be weird. And I'd have to make this a scenario in which sugar did not give yeast infections.
03/14/2011
Vaccinium Vaccinium
I'd love it - not for me to try, mind you, but for my wife.
03/14/2011
Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
I would be ALL over that! The guys think it might be fun for a while but being my portable candy machine seems like it could lead to soreness....
Hahaha, my husband jokes about wanting to be my portable candy machine. If it were possible to make his semen taste like chocolate with no ill effects whatsoever, I would be all over that too!
03/15/2011
Brandi Rouxxx Brandi Rouxxx
It really wouldn't matter to me. I love the taste of my hubby's cum. I crave it, lol...
09/12/2011
Antipova Antipova
I really love the taste of cum, and I don't even think chocolate would be an improvement.
09/12/2011
Kkay Kkay
Honestly, if this were possible, all I can see is going "Honey, could you jack off into this glass of milk for me?"
09/12/2011
Illumin8 Illumin8
Hahaha what an awesome question. I'd get this product if it existed!
09/13/2011
M121212 M121212
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyGeek
I'm way too picky about chocolate to believe such a product could meet my expectations, and I don't have a man anyway.
Heehee I'm also a chocolate snob.

Also I work with chocolate so.... gotta keep the office at the office, ya know what I'm sayin'?
09/13/2011
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