Ladies, what strikes you as a "poetic" way to describe your mans "juices"?

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Ladies, what strikes you as a "poetic" way to describe your mans "juices"?

Bignuf Bignuf
We were in bed last night and I told my hubby, "I want to feel your pulsating jet of steaming love juice filling me up". He actually stopped, and said "wow..that was down right poetic...and sexy as heck" (I don't usually blurt that kind of thing, and honestly, I have been reading a lot of catalogs and ads for Jacuzzi tubs as I renovate our bathroom...so those terms just "came out").

So...do YOU ever use "poetic" descriptions for your mans cum?

I'm working on thinking up more now!!!
07/15/2011
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Ansley Ansley
We prefer things crass and bawdy!
07/15/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
We prefer things crass and bawdy!
That is cool...but what "Crass and Bawdy" term do you use????
07/15/2011
Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
That is cool...but what "Crass and Bawdy" term do you use????
Usually just "cum". Anything else and I feel like I've been chucked into a shitty erotic novel.
07/15/2011
Sex'и'Violence Sex'и'Violence
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Usually just "cum". Anything else and I feel like I've been chucked into a shitty erotic novel.
Same here.
07/16/2011
ss143 ss143
I really don't do that I am usually just blunt and to the point saying cum and then throw in other naughty words int there lol
07/16/2011
Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
We do not talk like that, in "poetic terms". If I talked like that to my husband he'd probably ask me what kind of romance novels have I been reading and then toss them out. We prefer more crude talk in the bedroom.

Poetic or cheesy talk like that, seems a little creepy to me and is a real turn off. (Only because one of my father's friends talked to me like that when I was 14, the gist of what he said was he'd like to introduce me to my clitoris...never babysat for that asshole again and I wish I had had the balls to tell my dad) hence, the cringe on my face when I read or hear things like that.
07/18/2011
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