Mine was early on in my husband and I's relationship...during a very vigorous girl-on-top sex session I blurted out, "You like that, don't you, Bitch!" We didn't know each other well so, needless to say, I had some 'splaining to do...But, we are still a couple, and now he says the same to me...AH, love.
Most awkward thing you've said during sex...
09/30/2010
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Asked a bald guy who I was fucking, "Do you use shampoo or soap when you wash your head?".
Middle of fucking. Yeah... hilarious. We all started laughing.
Middle of fucking. Yeah... hilarious. We all started laughing.
10/01/2010
Well, when my husband and I first got together we were in the middle of some foreplay and I said that I wanted to be inside of him. I meant that I wanted him to be inside of me.. and he knew what I meant but I still got all embarrassed and felt the need to explain myself, and the whole time he was just like all out of breath and saying "yea, yea I know, I knew what you meant..." just trying to get me to stop explaining and get back to what we were doing LOL
10/01/2010
My boyfriend in high school - we met again the summer after my graduation and one thing led to another ... and when we were about get going I suddenly blurted "I have to go to the john." I've never used that word to describe a bathroom before, so it surprised both of us and led to some giggles.
10/01/2010
Well I've had "Suck that cali cock" said to me, by a fellow from california... also "Oh Draco" as my girlfriend in highschool had a thing for playing Harry/Draco (of harry potter) in bed
10/01/2010
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I know how that goes! Sometimes I just say things and don't even think about it...
Originally posted by
TitsMcScandal
Asked a bald guy who I was fucking, "Do you use shampoo or soap when you wash your head?".
Middle of fucking. Yeah... hilarious. We all started laughing.
Middle of fucking. Yeah... hilarious. We all started laughing.
10/02/2010
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Lol. That's so funny! It made me giggle too, just reading it!
Originally posted by
Chilipepper
My boyfriend in high school - we met again the summer after my graduation and one thing led to another ... and when we were about get going I suddenly blurted "I have to go to the john." I've never used that word to describe a bathroom
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My boyfriend in high school - we met again the summer after my graduation and one thing led to another ... and when we were about get going I suddenly blurted "I have to go to the john." I've never used that word to describe a bathroom before, so it surprised both of us and led to some giggles.
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I can't seem to remember anything funny I've said, but I'm loving reading these other funny stories!
10/02/2010
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lmao "suck that cali cock"
Originally posted by
Madeira
Well I've had "Suck that cali cock" said to me, by a fellow from california... also "Oh Draco" as my girlfriend in highschool had a thing for playing Harry/Draco (of harry potter) in bed
10/24/2010
I gargled. And there wasn't even anything in my mouth. LOL
03/01/2011
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LOL!
Originally posted by
TitsMcScandal
Asked a bald guy who I was fucking, "Do you use shampoo or soap when you wash your head?".
Middle of fucking. Yeah... hilarious. We all started laughing.
Middle of fucking. Yeah... hilarious. We all started laughing.
03/01/2011
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