Most embarrassing SEX story?

FlyingSnow FlyingSnow
I was hanging out with my boyfriend at my grandmother's house. She said she was running to the store.

We decided to get frisky in the guest bedroom.... next thing I know I hear the door to the bedroom open, and swing shut extremely fast.

She's an orthodox Jew...

I wanted to die in a hole.
07/01/2013
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CamoCutie CamoCutie
I wouldn't say it's embarrassing for us, seeing how we are very open with our sex life, but, our bed squeaks really bad, so if we have company and we get our freak on, they can definitely hear our bed going to town lol.

With that we normally only do it with certain company. My step brother, my step sister, my best friend, etc.
07/01/2013
Ansley Ansley
Hmmmm...most embarrassing...I guess getting busted by the cops in a public park close to midnight. That was definitely something I'll never forget.
07/01/2013
FlyingSnow FlyingSnow
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Hmmmm...most embarrassing...I guess getting busted by the cops in a public park close to midnight. That was definitely something I'll never forget.
AAHHH!!!! Did they let you guys off the hook?
07/01/2013
Castielskitten Castielskitten
I think the most embarrassing for me was when my husband and I were trying to have some fun and my brother kept banging on the door and laughing. It got to the point my husband actually put him outside XD. Said brother was 17 at the time.
07/01/2013
Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by FlyingSnow
AAHHH!!!! Did they let you guys off the hook?
Hahaha, yeah. We were only a couple of miles from home and they were like just get out of here. It would have been far more complicated to haul us in and it was a gorgeous night and we were honest about what we were doing. They were pretty cool about it.
07/02/2013
Ansley Ansley
Oh but that reminds me of the story on how I got the scar above my eye. We were fooling around and I jumped out of his arms and banged my forehead on the table, splitting my eyebrow open. Explaining it around the office was tricky. I've always professed the dominance my husband possesses and it was "oh did you two get into a fight" drama. Explaining how it actually happened would have gone something like the episode of I Love Lucy when Ricky tosses Lucy's book at her and gives her a black eye (no one would believe the truth).
07/02/2013
Fun Lover Fun Lover
Inspecting my luggage at the airport and pulled out my wife's dildo, and other toys and then asked what these were for? I never knew I could turn that red.
07/03/2013
TJax TJax
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Originally posted by Fun Lover
Inspecting my luggage at the airport and pulled out my wife's dildo, and other toys and then asked what these were for? I never knew I could turn that red.
I almost had one of those, but not with TSA, with one of my best friends. We were at a third friends wedding, he and I went back to my room for something (probably more booze, but I can't remember due to all the booze). I was sifting through my bag and forgot all the toys my GF and I brought. I did my best to keep shuffling and I don't think he saw, but I doubt he would have said anything if he did.
07/03/2013
FlyingSnow FlyingSnow
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Originally posted by Ansley
Oh but that reminds me of the story on how I got the scar above my eye. We were fooling around and I jumped out of his arms and banged my forehead on the table, splitting my eyebrow open. Explaining it around the office was tricky. I've always ... More
I can believe that!
07/05/2013
FlyingSnow FlyingSnow
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Originally posted by Fun Lover
Inspecting my luggage at the airport and pulled out my wife's dildo, and other toys and then asked what these were for? I never knew I could turn that red.
Did they seriously question you?

That's a bit ridiculous, but by far my favorite story yet.
07/05/2013
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