Ouch....Ever have an embarrasing moment during sex? Share your story. (I don't want to be the ONLY goofball here..ha, ha)

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Ouch....Ever have an embarrasing moment during sex? Share your story. (I don't want to be the ONLY goofball here..ha, ha)

Bignuf Bignuf
We almost broke up when dating (decades ago) when, for some reason, I kept elbowing her, or popping her with my knee...or doing other geeky things in bed, as young, wild, fast and inexperienced folks might do. However, LAST NIGHT, I had my own moment as during a "brisk" session of doggy style, I bent over to kiss her neck, misjudged the distance and BONKED myself during a forward thrust so hard on the headboard, I actually saw stars. I had to stop and get ice. I thought I had split my forehead open (thankfully I did not). My head throbbed for a good hour.

SO...anyone else have any "OUCH" accidents while making love????
07/28/2011
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SuperSarah116 SuperSarah116
Well mine isn't really an ouch moment more of an awkward but made us laugh. So our daughter shares a room with my boyfriend and me she is 8 months old. The other night we put her to bed laid her in her crib and she was out, so we took advantage of the opportunity that we don't get very often. Not really thinking we stayed in our room assuming that should would stay asleep well once we finished we were laying there catching our breath, and all of a sudden we heard a little noise looked over and there was our daughter who had pulled herself up in her crib clapping. She just figured out how to clap so she claps about everything, but as awkward as what it was it was funny. We had a standing ovation. Haha
07/28/2011
AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
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Originally posted by Bignuf
We almost broke up when dating (decades ago) when, for some reason, I kept elbowing her, or popping her with my knee...or doing other geeky things in bed, as young, wild, fast and inexperienced folks might do. However, LAST NIGHT, I had my own moment ...
I started a post like this a few weeks ago and not many responded. I fell off the bed in slippery stockings when I was trying to be sexy! Hit my head on the tv! Glad I'm not the only one that has had a few "oooppps" moments!! Hahahaha
07/29/2011
newfoundlust newfoundlust
Not too long ago we were being very vigorous and due to the intensity of the thrusting I accidentally pushed Mrs. Lust's head into the side edge of the bedside table...I felt horrible. Needless to say that put an end to playtime. She had a knot for a few days. We have instituted a new rule: Make sure no one's head is anywhere near the top edge of the bed.
07/29/2011
kjkitty kjkitty
I was on top of my boyfriend riding him, getting really into it. He reached up to pull me down and I guess he thought I would struggle a little or something because I came down FAST and hard and my tooth ended up hitting him on the top of the head. He was bleeding and everything! I started freaking out but he just yelled, "Keep going! Keep going!"

This was back when we were still both living at home and he told his mom that he got the cut from wrestling with me and running into something. Then later he told his friends he would "tell them the story later" right in front of his mom. Yeah, she knew what happened for real then.
07/29/2011
Ansley Ansley
Aside from the occasional leg cramp, nothing sinister has happened during intercourse. However...

One night we were about to get frisky, he picked me up to throw me on the bed. I still don't really understand how this happened but as I went down I turned around in his arms and flew into the corner of an end table with incredibly sharp and hard corners. I split my eyebrow open and now we have matching scars! It was the first injury to my face in all of my 28 years on the planet and it scared me to death. I kept a bag of frozen peas on it for about an hour to minimize any bruising but the cut was nasty and received a lot of concerned looks from co-workers the next couple of days. A couple of people even asked why I didn't get stitches. You can barely see it unless you're looking for it now. I don't think I would have the same result if I had it stitched. And that table never sits near anything we might have sex on, so lesson learned!
07/29/2011
JessCee JessCee
hahaha

One morning we were "taking a shower" together, for some reason he decided to reach up and hold on to the pole for the shower curtain... which came down. He went down, grabbed onto me... took me down. He landed face down in the cat's litter box. So needless to say, he went straight back in the shower! hahaha
07/29/2011
Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
Quote:
Originally posted by SuperSarah116
Well mine isn't really an ouch moment more of an awkward but made us laugh. So our daughter shares a room with my boyfriend and me she is 8 months old. The other night we put her to bed laid her in her crib and she was out, so we took advantage ...
That's so funny!

In the beginning of our relationship, my husband and I didn't have a king sized bed. We had two twin beds that we had pushed together. The beds had wheels on them so they could be moved if need be. One evening, we were getting busy and I felt the beds shift. I heard my husband say, "Oh no!" Suddenly, it was like a sinkhole had opened up under him and he hit the floor. The beds had managed to roll apart mid-action and he just was unlucky enough to be over the gap when it happened.
07/29/2011
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