Pets interrupting!

Contributor: xgreatlovex xgreatlovex
Me and my friend last week had the biggest laugh talking about pets and how they just dont mind their own business! There has got to be some great stories. The fear that crosses a mans eyes when a cat looks at their bobbing erection like something to pounce on! Love it.
01/12/2011
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Contributor: BadassFatass BadassFatass
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Originally posted by xgreatlovex
Me and my friend last week had the biggest laugh talking about pets and how they just dont mind their own business! There has got to be some great stories. The fear that crosses a mans eyes when a cat looks at their bobbing erection like something to ... more
I was thinking I'd never had something like this happen...then I remembered an ex's dog that used to get really curious if I was giving him head. It was very strange to open your eyes and all of a sudden have a German Shepard staring at you.
01/13/2011
Contributor: Gallowraven Gallowraven
I dont really have anything too funny, but there was the time I discovered that my cat snored. in the middle of intercourse I heard this sound, barely loud enough to hear, and I thought maybe someone had walked into the house, so sex stopped, my boyfriend and I searched the whole house, only to find that it was my cat snoring in the laundry pile in the room.
01/13/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
If we are spooning and not moving too much my cat will hop on one of us to get ready to go to sleep. We have to shoo her off.
01/13/2011
Contributor: MrRainybowbow MrRainybowbow
My Yorkie always wants someone to love on him and gets jealous when someone else is getting attinion. He'll try to lick or step on us if were trying to do anywthing! I feel kind of bad but we just throw him in the closet because he'll just sctrach on the door if hes out of the room and after awhile he'll just sleep in my dirty cloths soundly.
01/13/2011
Contributor: IrishLassie IrishLassie
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Originally posted by xgreatlovex
Me and my friend last week had the biggest laugh talking about pets and how they just dont mind their own business! There has got to be some great stories. The fear that crosses a mans eyes when a cat looks at their bobbing erection like something to ... more
HAHA... Actually....sadly, but more funny this has happened to us. When we got our 1st cat, he hadnt been declawed. Well one night the hubs and I were getting it on and the cat saw his balls and next thing I know my hubs started yelling. Here I though her was orgasming but really the cat clawed his balls!
01/15/2011
Contributor: ana123 ana123
My boyfriends cats love sleeping on the bed as close to us as possible when we are having sex. I guess they enjoy the warm bodies. It took some getting used to but now we hide under the covers and ignore them.
01/16/2011