My Man doing this. Hahahaahaa! No, he wouldn't. The most romantic thing he does is to put on a porn movie and pick out the sex toys.
I come into the bedroom to find people getting it on on the TV, him sitting on the chair with his hand down his pants and a vibrator on my pillow. If he even lit a candle, I'd probably be astounded completely.
We have had satin sheets. We slide all over the place. I don't care for them.