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ladychristie ladychristie
One time J had this brilliant idea when we weren't living together to save his cum when he masturbated so that way he could insert it inside me and then we'd have sex he saved a whole small pill bottle of it. he didn't put it in the freezer or anything it just sat on his bedside table and I really never gave much thought to it. Well we used it, and then we noticed a very bad rotten fish smell. It was all bad, his cum was rotten I had no time to shower because I had to go to work and I wasn't even sure showering would help. So I ran to the store to buy a couple douches and I stunk myself out of the car I was so humiliated, I called my sister and was crying cause I had to go into the store. I tried avoid going near anyone I figured if I could smell myself they could definitely smell me. Then I had to get in line and of course everybody had to be checking out at the same time as me, and the registers were right in front of the door which was wide open and the wind was blowing in I can only imagine what the people behind me thought. That was one experience I never want to experience again.
04/06/2012
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underHim underHim
Ew. I really dont know what else to say.
04/06/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
Yeah, it's human tissue, made of protein, sugars, serum etc. (All of which spoil.) It goes bad if it isn't refrigerated or frozen and it goes bad quickly.

Keep an eye out for a vaginal infection and get to your GYN or Internist if you have any symptoms, this would more likely cause a bacterial infection than a yeast infection, although anything is possible. That "fishy" smell is usually bacterial.
04/06/2012
Kitka Kitka
Aww sorry that happened. Perhaps some more information about storing bodily fluids before trying this again would help. P'Gell has some great advice there, but better luck next time hun.
04/06/2012
Beck Beck
I am confused at the point of using his cum inside of you? What is the need to freeze it and then use it during intercourse?
04/06/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Beck
I am confused at the point of using his cum inside of you? What is the need to freeze it and then use it during intercourse?
I think she was just doing it as a Kink, Beck. People dig different things, y'know.

Next time she would do better to freeze it or at least refrigerate it.

You can probably look on fertility sites to see how long it can be kept in a regular refrigerator. You are on the pill or have an IUD, don't you, ladychristie? Using more than one load of semen per sexual session is a classic tactic to increase the chance of pregnancy.

Make sure you are well protected as it will increase you ability to conceive. But, if you are doing it to increase your chances of conception, it might be better to have a clinic help you, so you don't run a risk of infection.

PM if you have any questions, ladychristie.
04/06/2012
ladychristie ladychristie
It was a kink thing for him. It was a terrible not repeated experience lol. For some reason I thought of it this morning and just felt like sharing the awful experience cause now it makes me laugh. But I have been to my ob and no infection this happened almost a year ago.
04/06/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by ladychristie
It was a kink thing for him. It was a terrible not repeated experience lol. For some reason I thought of it this morning and just felt like sharing the awful experience cause now it makes me laugh. But I have been to my ob and no infection this ...
Oh, good. I'm glad you are OK.
04/06/2012
Beck Beck
Thanks for clearing it up for me. I figured it was a kink. I just was a little confused by it. I have heard of people saving it, but mostly to eat it later.
04/06/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by ladychristie
One time J had this brilliant idea when we weren't living together to save his cum when he masturbated so that way he could insert it inside me and then we'd have sex he saved a whole small pill bottle of it. he didn't put it in the ...
Cum is HIGH protein, HIGH sugar and NO preservatives. It goes bad...FAST. VERY fast, and yes, can smell bad.

What I don't understand is WHY you were trying to "insert it inside you" when you had been apart. Why not insert HIM inside you when you got back together????

Were you trying to get pregnant??? I don't understand the concept of what you were trying to accomplish, or was it just "sexy sounding" to you????
04/06/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by ladychristie
It was a kink thing for him. It was a terrible not repeated experience lol. For some reason I thought of it this morning and just felt like sharing the awful experience cause now it makes me laugh. But I have been to my ob and no infection this ...
AHHHH...that explains it.
04/06/2012
CindyH CindyH
nasty
04/06/2012
roskat roskat
Oh, lawdy. That's a horrible experience.
04/06/2012
Undead Undead
I don't think that kinda thing is for us. It's a bit....strange to me, no offense.
04/07/2012
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by ladychristie
One time J had this brilliant idea when we weren't living together to save his cum when he masturbated so that way he could insert it inside me and then we'd have sex he saved a whole small pill bottle of it. he didn't put it in the ...
I'm amazed by how queasy this makes me when I don't mind cum on my face or cleaning my guy up. Something about one of the comments about saving cum and eating it made me gag a little, but to each their own!
04/07/2012
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
That's something different! I think the idea is interesting...maybe makes you feel like you weren't apart during that time? I don't know. Either way, it's not something I would do and am glad that you're okay
04/07/2012
dv8 dv8
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Yeah, it's human tissue, made of protein, sugars, serum etc. (All of which spoil.) It goes bad if it isn't refrigerated or frozen and it goes bad quickly.

Keep an eye out for a vaginal infection and get to your GYN or Internist if you ...
After a day, isn't the bottle pretty much just one giant bacterial culture?
04/14/2012
Shellz31 Shellz31
Ummm, I wouldn't have allowed that to be placed inside me when it had been sitting out of the fridge for days.
But we all do things - all about living and learning.
It did remind me of something I once got someone to do though.
04/14/2012
reinkaos reinkaos
One time in my teen years I was single and just wanted to see how much I could collect and I didn't think of putting it in the freezer and it was in a pill bottle as well in the summer time, and it smelled terrible as well
05/08/2012
L&P3040 L&P3040
Sorry but that's just terrible. Did it not have a funky smell when you uncapped it?
07/02/2012
J5ive J5ive
that's weird
07/02/2012
libbyv libbyv
Quote:
Originally posted by ladychristie
One time J had this brilliant idea when we weren't living together to save his cum when he masturbated so that way he could insert it inside me and then we'd have sex he saved a whole small pill bottle of it. he didn't put it in the ...
this is disgusting. why would you agree to this?
11/24/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Yeah, it's human tissue, made of protein, sugars, serum etc. (All of which spoil.) It goes bad if it isn't refrigerated or frozen and it goes bad quickly.

Keep an eye out for a vaginal infection and get to your GYN or Internist if you ...
Good advice. Cum goes "bad" very, very quickly at room temperature and out of the body. Even with refrigeration, I have it on good authority that it spoils and harbors microbial growth in as little as 24 hours.
11/27/2012
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