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I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but if you're a squirter and I know you're a squirter, would you mind if I lay a towel down first? I don't exactly want your juices absorbing into my nice mattress.
Invest in a throw, it's a much classier way of saying "hey I know you're going to make a mess, let's head it off at the pass". And no, I wouldn't mind but I guess it depends on your delivery of the request. If it's kind of jerky, I think I would be none too pleased.