Statistically....what the hell?

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Statistically....what the hell?

WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
I feel this to be an odd complaint, but as someone who is NOT a size queen, I feel it necessary to pose this question: Just what the hell?

Look at this graph. Just look at it:



I have had a grand total of 4 male sexual partners, the last two of which were ENORMOUS. I mean, from a statistical standpoint, it's ridiculous. Guy #3 was 8 1/2" long and had a circumference of a little over 7". That's not even on the stupid graph Even with self lubrication, added lubrication, and extreme arousal, there was mucho pain, bleeding, and it took a week and a half to recover. Guy #4 is 7 1/2" long and 6 1/2" in circumference. Not AS enormous, but still....

Okay, so I have a suspected latex sensitivity, so I made the switch to non-latex condoms, the largest of which are available are Lifestyles Skyn Larges. It's damn difficult to fit one on guy #4. Guy #3...poor guy, I still remember marveling at how he somehow managed to cram that monster into that condom....

I don't really have a question or expectations as far as comments are concerned...hmmmm. I guess if I were to ask anything, it would be....

Has anyone out there experienced more than their share of behemoth beef batons? Or wished their partner was smaller?
06/13/2012
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Beck Beck
"behemoth beef batons"

OMG! This made me chuckle. I have come across some big ones, but I don't think I've come across ones as big as you are describing.
06/13/2012
Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
I had two partners in the past who were also well endowed. The first one was rather inexperienced, so it was not exactly the most mindblowing sex ever. I do recall being sore though. The second guy was HUGE. No joke...he was nearly 10 inches long and probably almost 6 in circumference. He was a good lover. Lots of foreplay, so I was very aroused. He had trouble getting a condom on as well. Insertion was uncomfortable, but I enjoyed myself. Afterward was another story. I felt rubbed raw. I was sore for a week. I didn't bleed, but I sure felt like I would.

I am no size queen either. Sure, big cocks are sexy visually, but I always end up uncomfortable or sore even with plenty of lube. I stick with toys in the 5-7 inch range and no more than 1-1/2 inches wide. That's filling enough for me.
06/13/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
It does make a difference with a man with behemoth beef baton! I haven't had "more than my share." Just one, the one I kept.

Durex used to make (still might, I don't know) a polyurethane large condom, but it had a high breakage rate.

The new Lifestyles SKYN Large is about the largest and I just found out about it recently.



The box looks exactly like the Lifestyles Skyn condoms, which are regular size and will be uncomfortable for Big Dudes. You need to look at the box and make sure it says "Large" on it. They are made of polysoprene, which has the best stretch for a non-latex condom.
06/13/2012
Tuesday Tuesday
This chart surprises me too. I was well-loved, shall we say, in my college days and I swear the average was much larger than this chart indicates. Or maybe I estimate poorly but I don't think so.
06/13/2012
Ghost Ghost
Eh.. of all the lovers I've had, I've only had two who were "very large". The others actually all fell in the median range on that graph.. about 5''-6''.
06/13/2012
WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
It does make a difference with a man with behemoth beef baton! I haven't had "more than my share." Just one, the one I kept.

Durex used to make (still might, I don't know) a polyurethane large condom, but it had a high ...
I DID use the Large ones. On both guys. I COULDN'T get one on guy 3, and it was painful to me to watch him cram it in there! There was just way too much sausage for the casing! If guy 4 was as ludicrously humongous as 3, I wouldn't have the heart to put him through that again and would take my chances with latex...

I keep regular and large SKYNs handy, and the individual condom wrappers can't be mistaken. The regulars are gold, and the large ones are black. :p

...XL or XXL non-latex condoms would be nice to have available.
06/13/2012
WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
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Originally posted by Tuesday
This chart surprises me too. I was well-loved, shall we say, in my college days and I swear the average was much larger than this chart indicates. Or maybe I estimate poorly but I don't think so.
I think I need to make a post about what the graph is actually portraying....
06/13/2012
WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE GRAPH IS PORTRAYING CIRCUMFERENCE AND NOT LENGTH
06/13/2012
WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Quote:
Originally posted by Beck
"behemoth beef batons"

OMG! This made me chuckle. I have come across some big ones, but I don't think I've come across ones as big as you are describing.
I'm glad you got a chuckle out of it :]
06/13/2012
Ansley Ansley
I've never been with anyone who wasn't well endowed. I guess I just got lucky. I love 'em large.
06/14/2012
Beck Beck
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
I DID use the Large ones. On both guys. I COULDN'T get one on guy 3, and it was painful to me to watch him cram it in there! There was just way too much sausage for the casing! If guy 4 was as ludicrously humongous as 3, I wouldn't have the ...
Maybe female condoms would work instead? I don't know if they make non latex ones.
06/14/2012
Khanner Khanner
Quote:
Originally posted by Beck
Maybe female condoms would work instead? I don't know if they make non latex ones.
Female condoms are polyurethane, so no latex. That should work.
06/14/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
I DID use the Large ones. On both guys. I COULDN'T get one on guy 3, and it was painful to me to watch him cram it in there! There was just way too much sausage for the casing! If guy 4 was as ludicrously humongous as 3, I wouldn't have the ...
I'm just worried if you have a latex allergy. Latex allergies could suddenly skyrocket to anaphyactic shock (which can actually kill you) in only one use. Your best bet would be using a female condom, there's no way a big guy won't fit in that.

I don't know when you were with these guys, but the Lifestyles SKYN Large were introduced to the public in April of 2011, and weren't available in many states until December of 2011. They are pretty new. The wrappers look different but the box looks very similar. The regular SKYN has been around a while, years, but they are regular size.

Also, polysoiprene is very stretchy, actually more stretchy than latex, but some guys may not feel it comfortable while putting it on, but are OK once it is on.

Also, lightly lubricating the man's penis before attempting to put the condom on really helps. My Man is pretty big (8.5 long and about 6.5 to 7.5 inches in circumference, older guys tend to vary in size more from erection to erection) and we used be be able to stuff him into a Trojan Magnum (about the size of a SKYN Large) before I realized I was latex allergic, using some lube. He didn't love it, but...

It's ridiculous that there are so few latex free large condoms available. I think partly because years ago, only Lamb condoms were the only latex free condoms and they don't protect against all STDs, so the American companies shied away from non-latex condoms.

It's stupid. I see patients all the time who are allergic to latex. The American Condom companies need to get over their fear of making not only latex free condoms but their fear of making LARGE condoms. I've actually heard condom reps say American men don't like to say they aren't huge, so they don't want o market "sized" condoms, like they have in Europe and parts of Asia.

We need an XXL Non-Latex Condom. Maybe if we all write and email to Lifestyles and Durex and Trojan?

There used to be a company that would custom make nonlatex and latex condoms specifically for you or your guy, but sadly, they went out of business.
06/14/2012
WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
I'm just worried if you have a latex allergy. Latex allergies could suddenly skyrocket to anaphyactic shock (which can actually kill you) in only one use. Your best bet would be using a female condom, there's no way a big guy won't fit in ...
I didn't know the large SKYNs were so new to the market. My marriage didn't open until March of this year, though, so I'm glad they came around just in time. Guy 3 (which seems to be the same size as your husband) was in May and 4 is a current thing.

Has your husband used a SKYN Large? Guy 3 said it was NOT comfortable and the bottom of the condom was visibly cutting into him but 4 said it was fine once I managed to get the damn thing on (though it didn't seem like it should be fine).

It is stupid. I know latex is a common allergy, so why the frig aren't there more non-latex condoms available?

...I might not even have a latex allergy, but I really don't want to chance it :/ I just had a very unpleasant time when I got condom happy with my toys for a few days.
06/14/2012
WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Quote:
Originally posted by Beck
Maybe female condoms would work instead? I don't know if they make non latex ones.
I did consider that :/, but I've heard very few pleasant sentiments about female condoms.....also, they're fracking expensive. Do you have experience with female condoms?
06/14/2012
John E W John E W
The only suggestion I got for ya my dear is a female condom. They may fit over a large girth man!
Luckly I don't have that prob I think I'm perfect sized
06/14/2012
Beck Beck
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Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
I did consider that :/, but I've heard very few pleasant sentiments about female condoms.....also, they're fracking expensive. Do you have experience with female condoms?
Sadly, I don't. Maybe some of the reviews on the female condom here would help. I have never even seen a female condom.

I know they are a lot more expensive.

Were you using condoms to be effect for STD's and STI's or just pregnancy? If your just worried about pregnancy maybe you can go on birth control? Or use a non hormonal method.
06/14/2012
WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Quote:
Originally posted by Beck
Sadly, I don't. Maybe some of the reviews on the female condom here would help. I have never even seen a female condom.

I know they are a lot more expensive.

Were you using condoms to be effect for STD's and STI's or just ...
Hormonal birth control is just not something I'm willing to do ..... And four says he's fine with the condom, so I suppose I'll just believe him and keep using the SKYNs.....I'm buying the equipment here, and I don't have unlimited funds.
06/15/2012
Beck Beck
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
Hormonal birth control is just not something I'm willing to do ..... And four says he's fine with the condom, so I suppose I'll just believe him and keep using the SKYNs.....I'm buying the equipment here, and I don't have unlimited funds.
That is too bad! Sorry I couldn't be of help.
06/15/2012
WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
Quote:
Originally posted by Beck
That is too bad! Sorry I couldn't be of help.
That's okay, muffin! You're very sweet and you tried :3
06/15/2012
Beck Beck
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
That's okay, muffin! You're very sweet and you tried :3


You are very sweet too!
06/15/2012
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