Strange Sex Laws

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Strange Sex Laws

AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
I love these and tweet them often! Here was what I tweeted today @SexCultureTV

"Strange sex laws: An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming specifically bans couples from having sex while standing in a store's walk in meat freezer."

What others do you guys know? You can make it domestic laws or international laws. Some of the international stuff is wild!!
07/21/2011
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Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
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Originally posted by AngelvMaynard
I love these and tweet them often! Here was what I tweeted today @SexCultureTV

"Strange sex laws: An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming specifically bans couples from having sex while standing in a store's walk in meat ...
I did a little Googling and found some oddballs from my home state, Wisconsin. I don't know if all of these are still on the books, but they're most likely no longer enforced:

Condoms were classified as obscene and had to be kept behind the pharmacy counter.

The definition of rape was a man having sexual intercourse with a woman he knows not to be his wife.

It is illegal to kiss on a train.

In Kenosha, it illegal for a man to be in public while in a state of arousal.

It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window in La Crosse.

It is illegal for women to wear red in La Croix.

In Connorsville, it is illegal for a man to shoot a firearm while his female partner is having an orgasm!
07/21/2011
Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
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Originally posted by Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
I did a little Googling and found some oddballs from my home state, Wisconsin. I don't know if all of these are still on the books, but they're most likely no longer enforced:

Condoms were classified as obscene and had to be kept ...
"It is illegal for women to wear red in La Croix."

WHAT!?
07/21/2011
Sammi Sammi
Those are pretty good! This is an odd one, from Utah:

"In Trementon, Utah, a woman can not have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. If caught doing so, she would charged with a sexual misdemeanor and her name would be published in the local newspaper. The man would not be charged, nor his name published."
07/21/2011
Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
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Originally posted by Sammi
Those are pretty good! This is an odd one, from Utah:

"In Trementon, Utah, a woman can not have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. If caught doing so, she would charged with a sexual misdemeanor and her name would be published ...
What a double standard! His name should go in the paper too!
07/21/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by AngelvMaynard
I love these and tweet them often! Here was what I tweeted today @SexCultureTV

"Strange sex laws: An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming specifically bans couples from having sex while standing in a store's walk in meat ...
Supposedly in Malaysia you cannot have sexual relations with your wife while customers are waiting for service in your store. However, that ONLY applies to the owner OF the store. Thus, I guess, if you just work there, it is okay????
07/21/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
What a double standard! His name should go in the paper too!
I've ridden in many ambulances, and if ANYONE can have sex while riding in one...well, they DESERVE to have their names written in the paper!!!! The Holiday Inn it ain't!!!!
07/21/2011
NuclearTeapot NuclearTeapot
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Originally posted by Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
I did a little Googling and found some oddballs from my home state, Wisconsin. I don't know if all of these are still on the books, but they're most likely no longer enforced:

Condoms were classified as obscene and had to be kept ...
You know, the last law must have been inspired by some crazy incident!

I only found one good one from Illinois, but I am still looking.

A man with a mustache cannot kiss a woman in Eureka.
07/21/2011
Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
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Originally posted by NuclearTeapot
You know, the last law must have been inspired by some crazy incident!

I only found one good one from Illinois, but I am still looking.

A man with a mustache cannot kiss a woman in Eureka.
I can just imagine. Some fellow gets his wife to have an orgasm for the first time, so he celebrates by firing off his gun.
07/21/2011
AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
Those are pretty good! This is an odd one, from Utah:

"In Trementon, Utah, a woman can not have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. If caught doing so, she would charged with a sexual misdemeanor and her name would be published ...
Hahaha! I've seen that one before. I always wonder which would be worse, if she's doing the guy on the stretcher or doing the guy who is supposed to be taking care of the guy on the stretcher!!
07/21/2011
AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
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Originally posted by Bignuf
Supposedly in Malaysia you cannot have sexual relations with your wife while customers are waiting for service in your store. However, that ONLY applies to the owner OF the store. Thus, I guess, if you just work there, it is okay????
What if the wife works there too!? Do they both get charged?
07/21/2011
AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
Quote:
Originally posted by Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
I did a little Googling and found some oddballs from my home state, Wisconsin. I don't know if all of these are still on the books, but they're most likely no longer enforced:

Condoms were classified as obscene and had to be kept ...
Those are great!
07/21/2011
Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
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Originally posted by Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
I can just imagine. Some fellow gets his wife to have an orgasm for the first time, so he celebrates by firing off his gun.
It's happened a couple of times:

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07/22/2011
alliegator alliegator
Sometimes you see crazy laws that must be left over from long ago, like the 'women can't wear red' one, but others I just wonder at the crazy story behind them. The firearm and meat locker stories must be good. Also, why would you slut shame the woman in the ambulance and not the man?
07/22/2011
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