Strange Things That Turned You On?

Sweet-Justice Sweet-Justice
Was there ever anything that just for some odd reason sparked a fire in you? Ever looked at a sink, pillow, coffee table etc. and suddenly thought. "Oh God I want to have sex."
I did...and it was a tree...I blame it on the time my wife and I had sex outside for the first time. It was in a public park on a walk way along the river against a tree. I came in less then 10 seconds.
01/07/2011
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The Awesome Penguin The Awesome Penguin
I've always had a thing for messy foods. You know, like chocolate syrup, whipped cream, pudding, cake batter. I guess I have hear of weirder things, but whenever I see them I want to get down and messy with my girl
01/07/2011
ToyGeek ToyGeek
I have a bit of a super powers kink, but I think it's mostly confined to fanfiction, seeing as super powers aren't actually real.
01/07/2011
liilii080 liilii080
Play on the washing machine makes me look at it in a whole new way!
01/07/2011
hive83 hive83
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Originally posted by Sweet-Justice
Was there ever anything that just for some odd reason sparked a fire in you? Ever looked at a sink, pillow, coffee table etc. and suddenly thought. "Oh God I want to have sex."
I did...and it was a tree...I blame it on the time my wife ... More
On our boat.
01/07/2011
SexyTabby SexyTabby
Rug in front of the fireplace. Every time I vacuum it or walk by it I want to make a fire just cuz I wanna get naked and make love to the sound of it crackling.

There is also the plastic ice cream scoop...yeah for the strangest of reasons but still it's one of those things that gets me thinking sex.
01/07/2011
Kiwi Kiwi
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Originally posted by The Awesome Penguin
I've always had a thing for messy foods. You know, like chocolate syrup, whipped cream, pudding, cake batter. I guess I have hear of weirder things, but whenever I see them I want to get down and messy with my girl
you forgot fingerpaint. Awkward times.
01/08/2011
Sweet-Justice Sweet-Justice
Quote:
Originally posted by The Awesome Penguin
I've always had a thing for messy foods. You know, like chocolate syrup, whipped cream, pudding, cake batter. I guess I have hear of weirder things, but whenever I see them I want to get down and messy with my girl
haha sounds nice. I had a similar reaction once to someone mentioning being covered in hot ramen...Don't ask. XD;
01/08/2011
Sweet-Justice Sweet-Justice
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Originally posted by ToyGeek
I have a bit of a super powers kink, but I think it's mostly confined to fanfiction, seeing as super powers aren't actually real.
Awe, well that'ok that sounds pretty wicked ^^
01/08/2011
Sweet-Justice Sweet-Justice
Quote:
Originally posted by SexyTabby
Rug in front of the fireplace. Every time I vacuum it or walk by it I want to make a fire just cuz I wanna get naked and make love to the sound of it crackling.

There is also the plastic ice cream scoop...yeah for the strangest of reasons but ... More
Wow I don't think I've ever thought about an ice-cream scoop as sexual but now I probably will. And yeah location is everything. I have a thing for hot tub sex while its poring- chilly rain. Mhmmm steam everywhere~
01/08/2011
celibacysucks celibacysucks
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Originally posted by Sweet-Justice
haha sounds nice. I had a similar reaction once to someone mentioning being covered in hot ramen...Don't ask. XD;
Hot ramen? How does one NOT ask about that?!
01/09/2011
celibacysucks celibacysucks
After a 20 month bout with celibacy there wasn't anything (except maybe dirty diapers) that DIDN'T make me think of sex. I thought that would change once I got laid...

....apparently not.
01/09/2011
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by celibacysucks
After a 20 month bout with celibacy there wasn't anything (except maybe dirty diapers) that DIDN'T make me think of sex. I thought that would change once I got laid...

....apparently not.
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A nice glass Bong will turn me on. I don't smoke pot anymore but God DAMN! So essentially I am turned on every time I walk into a DaisyMart or an independent convenience store.
01/09/2011
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