What is the most outrageous place you have had sex?

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What is the most outrageous place you have had sex?

symbiasin symbiasin
And how public was it?
02/09/2015
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CuriousJ CuriousJ
Not exactly outrageous in some respects, but I had sex with a then partner in a swingers club with a room of maybe 12 other couples. Good times! Other time with a different partner was at the beach. Fairly secluded and fun!
02/09/2015
symbiasin symbiasin
My sole claim to fame was the crawl space under my house. The bed IN the house was more comfortable!
02/09/2015
BusyMe BusyMe
Onetime I had sex on our rear driveway right next to the street...
02/10/2015
Rossie Rossie
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Originally posted by symbiasin
My sole claim to fame was the crawl space under my house. The bed IN the house was more comfortable!
Oh my gosh, aren't you afraid of creepy crawlies getting on you?

We've done it in the car at a public park when we were much younger; it was past midnight and no one was around. I assume a lot of people have done that.
02/10/2015
The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by symbiasin
And how public was it?
1)In the water at a public beach with people in the water near by

2)On a picnic table at that same beach somewhere around midnight to 2am

3)In the common room at college literally amazed we didnt get caught

4)In the bed of my truck at the drive in movie during the movie

5)On the hood of my SS in her parents garage during the middle of the day... (We went again soon after as she was wearing some nice small shorts and as we were eating lunch with her parents she told me that I was running down her leg and it was turning her on.... she then took some on her fingers and rubbed it into my arm as I was talking to her father.)

*Honorable mention*

I actually fingered my wife to orgasm in the back of a suburban (Mid-day) with the entire truck filled with her family except the back seat that we were in. She literally had to bury her face in my shoulder when she came Yep that was fun!(And of course I had to sit there and lick my fingers while she was talking to her cousins as I was eating the shrimp we had. It was great because everyone just thought I was messy with the bbq sauce LOL!)
02/10/2015
Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by CuriousJ
Not exactly outrageous in some respects, but I had sex with a then partner in a swingers club with a room of maybe 12 other couples. Good times! Other time with a different partner was at the beach. Fairly secluded and fun!
That is on my bucket list, the beach one not the swingers club. How did you know CuriousJ? Are you in my head?
02/10/2015
Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
1)In the water at a public beach with people in the water near by

2)On a picnic table at that same beach somewhere around midnight to 2am

3)In the common room at college literally amazed we didnt get caught

4)In the bed of my ...
Wow! You, IT guy, are a legend!
02/10/2015
symbiasin symbiasin
Kind of, IT guy, you ARE a legend. That's the kind of adventures I would like to have. Rossie, I'm afraid I was preoccupied then. After I would have inspected my hair, etc.
02/10/2015
Vnessa Vnessa
Very hard to follow IT Guy (bravo!). I was able to talk my husband into a little public pool sex in the early evening, in the middle of a lake, outside in the grass (lol---that left bug bites), and while he was driving one night on a very long and boring highway (straddling comes in handy sometimes!).
02/10/2015
symbiasin symbiasin
hmm.....opened a can of interesting worms, didn't I?

C'mon everyone....tell us your story....we might just remember it when we feel adventurous.
02/11/2015
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
I wouldn't consider these to be outrageous, actually normal.

I've done the car thing late at night. We parked near Stow Lake in a secluded area around 2am. Right when the good part was about to happen a cop car pulled up and 2 officers ran up to our car. Normally police approach with caution, not rush over. Obviously they wanted to see her in the undress. Told her no parking or loitering, "See the sign over there, Young Man !"

We've tried it in the pool but neither of us thought it was anything special.
I've long wanted to do it in the bedroom of a model home many times though. Just the rush of almost getting caught !
02/11/2015
RonLee RonLee
Back when I was still in high school my folks house was uninsulated and quite drafty in the winter. My HS GF and I were laying on the couch spooning under a quilt cause of course it was cold, my folks were on the other couch watching TV too. Being horny teenagers, my GF and I just couldn't resist.
I went to the bathroom and put a condom on my hard cock and came back to the couch. After a while I very slowly eased her pants and panties down just enough then opened my fly and my hard cock sprung out still with the rubber on. With great stealth, I slowly eased into her wet pussy from behind. Imperceptibly I stroked in a bit and out just a bit. After I orgasmed as surreptitiously as was humanly possible I tucked my still hard condom covered back into my jeans. My GF eased her clothes back into place and we left when the TV show was over... We went someplace and parked and fucked again, well ok several more times. Then I took her back to her house and we went downstairs to where her and her older brother had an area with a couch and a record player, then I ate her pussy to at least two orgasms.
02/11/2015
Andykh Andykh
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Originally posted by symbiasin
And how public was it?
I have had sex in 2 kinda outrageous places. 1 was at a boat ramp in the bed of my pickup. and the other was in a Jacuzzi in a motel room in Tennessee. both were awesome
02/12/2015
Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by RonLee
Back when I was still in high school my folks house was uninsulated and quite drafty in the winter. My HS GF and I were laying on the couch spooning under a quilt cause of course it was cold, my folks were on the other couch watching TV too. Being ...
Ron Lee, you sir are a F'ing Rock Star! I'm not sure who I idolize more, you or IT Guy.
02/12/2015
RonLee RonLee
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
Ron Lee, you sir are a F'ing Rock Star! I'm not sure who I idolize more, you or IT Guy.
LOL! Thank you kindly but I don't think that I'd really consider myself a "Rock Star" by any means, young and foolish sure.

There was another "outrageous place" with the same HS GF. It was summer and we were at a church picnic in our small town park. That park had a zoo, not much of a zoo really though, just an enclosure made of telephone poles with chain link fence about twelve or fifteen feet high. Woods surrounding the zoo with a trail or path for observing the deer and other animals. Well, anyway her and I walked to the far side of the trail and then into the woods a bit. We both dropped our jeans, she bent over hands on her knees and I went to town on her hot little pussy. We'd just finished and had our pants pulled back up when we heard someone coming around the trail. We came out of the woods like nothing ever happened and saw that it was a family on the trail. Looking back we saw that even though we thought we would have been in darkness from the woods, it wasn't near that dark.
Young and foolish that's what I was...
02/12/2015
The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by RonLee
Back when I was still in high school my folks house was uninsulated and quite drafty in the winter. My HS GF and I were laying on the couch spooning under a quilt cause of course it was cold, my folks were on the other couch watching TV too. Being ...
I have to give it to Ron... That's pretty awesome!

and as far as being a rock star... Gotta say there is nothing better than being naughty and NOT being caught. I agree with Ron Lee... young and crazy.

If you want another funny story... We went to Florida to see some family. They had a few golf carts to get around their property. So my Wife (gf at the time) dared me to have her on a golf cart. Now you would think that would be an easy thing to do well it turned out to be kind of being small and difficult to pull off so after thinking about it I had her put on some loose terry cloth shorts and had her ride me on the golf cart. She had one leg over me and one down on the actual ground below the golf cart and she just pulled them aside.

Well I am just about to cum when she starts screaming and grabbing her leg. I couldn't make this up if I tried.... she had her leg right next to a fire ant mound and they were crawling up her leg and burning her.

Needless to say we moved the golf cart. However being stubborn... (And since she was staying with her parents) and wanting me to cum inside her before she went to bed in her parents cabin we just moved it to some place else and she rode me till I came inside her.

Another interesting story was a family member has a huge bathroom with large plate glass windows that face the bay. The shower is a stand up glass shower and and you can easily fit 2/3 people in it. Now we have done this many times since (now that that family member is older and now that we are married) but when we were dating and supposed to be staying in other rooms... ect ect... she came snuck in the bathroom after being in the beach and we had sex several times with the blinds completely open in several positions in the bathroom shower with people awake. Good think the closet was big because I had to hide for a little bit "while she got out of her shower".

Another family member used to own an RV. He parked it down by the garage at my mother and father in laws house. And he and I were up one night drinking and he knew I was messing around with his sister. So out of the blue he says to me well I am going to be the only one messing around in that truck. Which was funny because truthfully we never thought of messing around in there..

Bad move on his part... his sister my gf was sitting next to him at the time and gave me that look.

Later that night she decided we would go down and make him wrong. So it was all locked up but I found a window next to the front door on the truck that was unlocked. I got something to stand on reached around and unlocked the door.

To put it this way... she says let me know when your going to cum so I do...

She scoots her hips back pulls me up and has me cum on her stomach. Then she rolls over onto his sheets... Then made the bed and we took off.

Another time... another girl...
shes at my house and my father is upstairs she is giving me a hand job and I am rubbing her clit. I kept on thinking that it was absolutely amazing how wet she was and it was turning me on like crazy. So I am about to cum she already has and there is a knock at the door. It is her father.

So my dad comes down stairs and I go running for the bathroom. My father barks at me where do you think your going Mr X is here to pick up Miss X and I think you should be here. So at this point I havent cum but she has and my hand is soaked so im trying to get to the bathroom to wash her off.

Nope.. dad wouldn't let me get to the bathroom... my dad would have understood had I been able to explain it to him, he said it would be impolite to not show her off. I know you will never believe it and I would have killed a kid for this (had it been my daughter) but I shook his hand with his daughters cum all over my hand and the truth is she smelled good but it was blatant what the smell was. We kept dating and I never heard anything from her or him about the incident but it sure happened.

And... since I know your sick of the IT GUYS stories... The last one...

By my wife's (At the time GF)family's business there is a grove of pine trees. It is literally next door to the warehouse. and in the middle of the pine trees there is an opening barely big enough for two people to move around but you literally have to duck and maneuver to get into the center or these pine trees. It was kind of my wifes "Club House" when she was little. So it was safe to assume that in the middle of summer or fall you could literally disappear back there and nobody could see you... or hear you.

We would go back there into the pine trees in the middle of the day and get completely naked and spend the afternoon having sex under the open sky surrounded by her family and familys employees (who never knew we were there obviously). It even got to the point where we would keep a blanket back there in a tupperware container to have sex on because we were afraid of someone seeing us smuggling a blanket behind the building and asking us what we were doing or catching us.

Cant wait for it to get warm again those pine trees are still there
02/13/2015
The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
I have to give it to Ron... That's pretty awesome!

and as far as being a rock star... Gotta say there is nothing better than being naughty and NOT being caught. I agree with Ron Lee... young and crazy.

If you want another funny ...
Best part of all... I just called her downstairs to read this. She laughed and poured me a shot and agreed about it getting warm LOL!
02/13/2015
Vnessa Vnessa
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Originally posted by RonLee
Back when I was still in high school my folks house was uninsulated and quite drafty in the winter. My HS GF and I were laying on the couch spooning under a quilt cause of course it was cold, my folks were on the other couch watching TV too. Being ...
How was the GF ever able to keep a straight face! Being teenagers, raging hormones, she had to be shaking uncontrollably. I dont think i could have pulled it off lol. Thank you, for the morning "rush" as I'm drinking my coffee. I mean....yuuum. what a way to start the day lol
02/14/2015
Inquisitor Inquisitor
IT Guy, I don't tire of your stories. I enjoy them and wish I had started having sex earlier in my life. Now I'm too old and know better.
02/14/2015
symbiasin symbiasin
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Originally posted by Andykh
I have had sex in 2 kinda outrageous places. 1 was at a boat ramp in the bed of my pickup. and the other was in a Jacuzzi in a motel room in Tennessee. both were awesome
What city in Tennessee? My stomping grounds and it sounds like something I'd want to do.
02/14/2015
symbiasin symbiasin
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
Ron Lee, you sir are a F'ing Rock Star! I'm not sure who I idolize more, you or IT Guy.
Actually he was F'ing.
02/14/2015
RonLee RonLee
Quote:
Originally posted by symbiasin
Actually he was F'ing.
LOL.
I had a buddy who was a grad student at a university in a town where I had a FWB/GF (she still lived with her parents in that town)... This buddy did much of the research for his thesis, late at night in the biology lab. He had a key to the building as well as a key to his lab, of course.

Late one night that GF and I went to see him. This was in the days before cell phones, so I threw a small rock up at the window to his lab and he looked out and saw us outside and let us in. We talked for a while and then revealed that her folks were having some people over and we just didn't feel comfortable fucking there at her house. With a big grin on his face, my buddy offered to unlock one of the lecture classrooms for us, so of course we took him up on that.

In that big auditorium seating lecture hall, we saw the lab bench and so that's where we decided to fuck. On the bench, leaning against the bench and bent over next to it. I filled three condoms. For what reason I just don't know, dumb ass me left them in the sink of that lab bench.

The next day the janitor was very very pissed off at my buddy. He told my buddy that he knew that it had to have been that Damn Ron.
(backstory on that. I had frequently gone to see my buddy there at the lab late at night. That janitor occasionally would be there during the week. We'd talk about this and that and for some reason he might have gotten the impression that I was one of the crazier fellows around)
02/14/2015
The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by RonLee
LOL.
I had a buddy who was a grad student at a university in a town where I had a FWB/GF (she still lived with her parents in that town)... This buddy did much of the research for his thesis, late at night in the biology lab. He had a key to the ...
LMAO! Oh man id hate to have to explain that Ron. But then again...

I forget the comedians name I think it may have been Carlos Mencia...

Do you have it on video?

No?

Then it wasnt me...

Do you have it on video?

Yes?

Then why you askin? Lol!!!
02/14/2015
SNEAKRET SNEAKRET
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Originally posted by symbiasin
And how public was it?
I wanted my first time to be special and amazing.
Me and my partner decided to mate with the feeling of adrenaline, so we mated while sky diving.

It was dangerous, scary and intense but I can honestly say no one has ever done this.
02/17/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Outrageous hmm...

There was that time in peak hour traffic. Or that time in the middle of a shop clothing display surrounded by only long dresses a billboard.

But the riskiest, most public place, where we could have been caught at any moment was perhaps at the centre of a local football field less than an hour after a night match.
10/11/2015
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