What's your favorite slang word for testicles?

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What's your favorite slang word for testicles?

spiced spiced
There are almost as many slang words for testicles as there are for penises or breasts. So...what's your favorite?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Balls
spiced , travelnurse , Robespierrethecat , novanilla , solitudinarian , hhh , BlooJay , seaotter , table38792 , damnbul12 , Cat E. , Stinkytofu10 , sexxxkitten , FunFantasys , meitman , Rossie , noway , Leather & Lace , nikki0668 , leanright69 , js250 , RatchetS , sillylilkitten , XxFallenAngelxX , RedKyuubi , Hummingbird , LovesAPoet , LoooveMonkey , bayosgirl , P'Gell , Carawr2015 , skittlezjoyann , Beautiful-Disaster , mpfm , Martiniman , captainsgirl , Love Lula , happywaffle34 , amenti
39  (74%)
Bollocks
Shade
1  (2%)
Cojones
Family Jewels
married with children , xxSuzakuxx , deltalima , Hoshigetsu
4  (8%)
Gonads / 'Nads
Bethy Cassatt
1  (2%)
Juevos
Nuts
FLIPxMODE , edeneve , MrWishyWashy , melissa1973 , donatello6789
5  (9%)
Other (enlighten us with a comment, per favor)
jfree , HarlequinBunnie , K101
3  (6%)
Total votes: 53
Poll is closed
01/18/2013
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jfree jfree
Pretty much all of them except family jewels. I tend to use cojones most though when being facetious.
01/18/2013
FLIPxMODE FLIPxMODE
nuts or balls
01/18/2013
xxSuzakuxx xxSuzakuxx
Family jewels all the way
01/18/2013
travelnurse travelnurse
Usually just balls.
01/18/2013
novanilla novanilla
I've never even heard of half of these.
01/18/2013
BlooJay BlooJay
Balls
01/18/2013
damnbul12 damnbul12
Quote:
Originally posted by spiced
There are almost as many slang words for testicles as there are for penises or breasts. So...what's your favorite?
Balls
01/18/2013
Cat E. Cat E.
I say 'balls' but the word 'sac' cracks me up.
01/18/2013
MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
Nuts...
01/18/2013
sexxxkitten sexxxkitten
I say balls.
01/18/2013
FunFantasys FunFantasys
Quote:
Originally posted by spiced
There are almost as many slang words for testicles as there are for penises or breasts. So...what's your favorite?
balls usually, sometimes nuts
01/18/2013
spiced spiced
My wife always says balls and I usually do, but I think I've used all of them at one time or another.

One of my favorite clips4sale dommes, "Barefoot Princess", has a ballbusting clip called "Precious little eggs" (which is wonderfully brutal, like most of her stuff). I should have included "Eggs" as an option--although, of course, juevos is Spanish for eggs.

And yes, it should be por favor. I shouldn't type in such a hurry, especially the poll answers.
01/18/2013
HarlequinBunnie HarlequinBunnie
Quote:
Originally posted by spiced
There are almost as many slang words for testicles as there are for penises or breasts. So...what's your favorite?
Rocks, Berries, The Fire Truck, Hotel Semen.
01/18/2013
Rossie Rossie
Just balls...I'm not very inventive.
01/18/2013
noway noway
Hehe I like the question!
01/18/2013
Leather & Lace Leather & Lace
Balls I guess.
01/19/2013
nikki0668 nikki0668
I say balls. My youngest son calls his "grapes" or "peanuts", lol.
01/19/2013
js250 js250
Balls--or nards when I want to be nerdy....
01/19/2013
RedKyuubi RedKyuubi
balls
01/19/2013
Hummingbird Hummingbird
Balls, now if your talking penis, I've got loads of slang words.
01/19/2013
K101 K101
Prunes. Ha ha.
01/19/2013
SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
Balls.
01/19/2013
Bethy Cassatt Bethy Cassatt
'Nads
01/19/2013
bayosgirl bayosgirl
Balls
01/19/2013
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by spiced
There are almost as many slang words for testicles as there are for penises or breasts. So...what's your favorite?
Usually just "Balls." "Nuts" sometimes.

I use "cojones" to imply strength or masculine, proud or "ballsy" behavior.
01/19/2013
Incendiaire Incendiaire
Balls, because it's nice and simple.
01/19/2013
Beautiful-Disaster Beautiful-Disaster
balls
01/19/2013
Martiniman Martiniman
Balls.
01/20/2013
captainsgirl captainsgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by spiced
There are almost as many slang words for testicles as there are for penises or breasts. So...what's your favorite?
too funy
01/20/2013
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