What's your favorite slang word for testicles?

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What's your favorite slang word for testicles?

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Contributor: spiced spiced
There are almost as many slang words for testicles as there are for penises or breasts. So...what's your favorite?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Balls
spiced , travelnurse , Robespierrethecat , novanilla , solitudinarian , hhh , BlooJay , seaotter , table38792 , damnbul12 , Cat E. , Stinkytofu10 , sexxxkitten , FunFantasys , meitman , Rossie , noway , Leather & Lace , nikki0668 , leanright69 , js250 , RatchetS , sillylilkitten , XxFallenAngelxX , RedKyuubi , Hummingbird , LovesAPoet , LoooveMonkey , bayosgirl , P'Gell , Carawr2015 , skittlezjoyann , Beautiful-Disaster , mpfm , Martiniman , captainsgirl , Love Lula , happywaffle34 , amenti
39  (74%)
Bollocks
Shade
1  (2%)
Cojones
Family Jewels
married with children , xxSuzakuxx , deltalima , Hoshigetsu
4  (8%)
Gonads / 'Nads
Bethy Cassatt
1  (2%)
Juevos
Nuts
FLIPxMODE , edeneve , MrWishyWashy , melissa1973 , donatello6789
5  (9%)
Other (enlighten us with a comment, per favor)
jfree , HarlequinBunnie , K101
3  (6%)
Total votes: 53
Poll is closed
01/18/2013
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Contributor: jfree jfree
Pretty much all of them except family jewels. I tend to use cojones most though when being facetious.
01/18/2013
Contributor: FLIPxMODE FLIPxMODE
nuts or balls
01/18/2013
Contributor: xxSuzakuxx xxSuzakuxx
Family jewels all the way
01/18/2013
Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
Usually just balls.
01/18/2013
Contributor: novanilla novanilla
I've never even heard of half of these.
01/18/2013
Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
Balls
01/18/2013
Contributor: damnbul12 damnbul12
Quote:
Originally posted by spiced
There are almost as many slang words for testicles as there are for penises or breasts. So...what's your favorite?
Balls
01/18/2013
Contributor: Cat E. Cat E.
I say 'balls' but the word 'sac' cracks me up.
01/18/2013
Contributor: MrWishyWashy MrWishyWashy
Nuts...
01/18/2013
Contributor: sexxxkitten sexxxkitten
I say balls.
01/18/2013
Contributor: FunFantasys FunFantasys
Quote:
Originally posted by spiced
There are almost as many slang words for testicles as there are for penises or breasts. So...what's your favorite?
balls usually, sometimes nuts
01/18/2013
Contributor: spiced spiced
My wife always says balls and I usually do, but I think I've used all of them at one time or another.

One of my favorite clips4sale dommes, "Barefoot Princess", has a ballbusting clip called "Precious little eggs" (which is wonderfully brutal, like most of her stuff). I should have included "Eggs" as an option--although, of course, juevos is Spanish for eggs.

And yes, it should be por favor. I shouldn't type in such a hurry, especially the poll answers.
01/18/2013
Contributor: HarlequinBunnie HarlequinBunnie
Quote:
Originally posted by spiced
There are almost as many slang words for testicles as there are for penises or breasts. So...what's your favorite?
Rocks, Berries, The Fire Truck, Hotel Semen.
01/18/2013
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
Just balls...I'm not very inventive.
01/18/2013
Contributor: noway noway
Hehe I like the question!
01/18/2013
Contributor: Leather & Lace Leather & Lace
Balls I guess.
01/19/2013
Contributor: nikki0668 nikki0668
I say balls. My youngest son calls his "grapes" or "peanuts", lol.
01/19/2013
Contributor: js250 js250
Balls--or nards when I want to be nerdy....
01/19/2013
Contributor: RedKyuubi RedKyuubi
balls
01/19/2013
Contributor: Hummingbird Hummingbird
Balls, now if your talking penis, I've got loads of slang words.
01/19/2013
Contributor: K101 K101
Prunes. Ha ha.
01/19/2013
Contributor: SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
Balls.
01/19/2013
Contributor: Bethy Cassatt Bethy Cassatt
'Nads
01/19/2013
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
Balls
01/19/2013
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by spiced
There are almost as many slang words for testicles as there are for penises or breasts. So...what's your favorite?
Usually just "Balls." "Nuts" sometimes.

I use "cojones" to imply strength or masculine, proud or "ballsy" behavior.
01/19/2013
Contributor: Incendiaire Incendiaire
Balls, because it's nice and simple.
01/19/2013
Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster Beautiful-Disaster
balls
01/19/2013
Contributor: Martiniman Martiniman
Balls.
01/20/2013
Contributor: captainsgirl captainsgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by spiced
There are almost as many slang words for testicles as there are for penises or breasts. So...what's your favorite?
too funy
01/20/2013