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Out of mere curiosity, I am wondering what seems to happen and be the most embarrassing moment during sex. Mine would be letting a toot come out my butt.
I had my most embarrassing moment with a long ago boyfriend. We didn't date long (thankfully), so I was not constantly reminded of it.....BUT...anyway, we went out for a nice dinner at a steak place. Afterwords, we went to his apartment and started "making out". I had been feeling a bit "puny" earlier that day, not knowing I had a real FLU (or at least horrible bad cold) coming on.
He wanted me "on top" and that is exactly what I did. He laid back, I straddled him, "cowgirl", and with the first "up and down" bounce on his penis, I promptly lost my entire dinner...all over HIM. I tried to turn my head quickly, but I won't lie...it was AWEFUL. Horrible, EMBARRASING, disgusting, nightmare stuff. He had puke on his face, chest, hair, pillow, nightstand...etc, etc.
He was AMAZINGLY gracious about it all. Jumped in the shower, and cleaned me and him off...then helped me clean up the mess.....putting all the sheets and pillow in the washer, etc, and then even asking if I was feeling better and getting me tea.
However, that was kind of the end move in that two month relationship. We went out a couple more times, and even did some MINOR making out, but that was the LAST time we ever had sex and soon that relationship evaporated.
It was....SO....SO...icky .
Not much that ever happened to me could come near to topping that, thank goodness.