What would be your most embarrassing moment during sex?

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What would be your most embarrassing moment during sex?

legna legna
Out of mere curiosity, I am wondering what seems to happen and be the most embarrassing moment during sex. Mine would be letting a toot come out my butt.
07/11/2012
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Noelle Noelle
Me too. It happens sometimes because I get so relaxed. Once I did it in my ex bf's face when he was giving me oral. We both laughed, but I was mortified.
07/11/2012
Pinkshirt Pinkshirt
Vagina farts lol.
07/11/2012
Deeder Deeder
My most embarassing also happens to be my most emotionally scarring. My husband and I were having one of our best sessions ever, with losts of face-sitting and other crazy hot stuff going on. When we finished I turned on the light to find that our bed and worse, my husband's face, were covered in blood. What made it so bad was that it turned out that I was pregnant at the time, and ended up miscarrying.
07/12/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by legna
Out of mere curiosity, I am wondering what seems to happen and be the most embarrassing moment during sex. Mine would be letting a toot come out my butt.
I had my most embarrassing moment with a long ago boyfriend. We didn't date long (thankfully), so I was not constantly reminded of it.....BUT...anyway, we went out for a nice dinner at a steak place. Afterwords, we went to his apartment and started "making out". I had been feeling a bit "puny" earlier that day, not knowing I had a real FLU (or at least horrible bad cold) coming on.

He wanted me "on top" and that is exactly what I did. He laid back, I straddled him, "cowgirl", and with the first "up and down" bounce on his penis, I promptly lost my entire dinner...all over HIM. I tried to turn my head quickly, but I won't lie...it was AWEFUL. Horrible, EMBARRASING, disgusting, nightmare stuff. He had puke on his face, chest, hair, pillow, nightstand...etc, etc.

He was AMAZINGLY gracious about it all. Jumped in the shower, and cleaned me and him off...then helped me clean up the mess.....putting all the sheets and pillow in the washer, etc, and then even asking if I was feeling better and getting me tea.

However, that was kind of the end move in that two month relationship. We went out a couple more times, and even did some MINOR making out, but that was the LAST time we ever had sex and soon that relationship evaporated.

It was....SO....SO...icky .

Not much that ever happened to me could come near to topping that, thank goodness.
07/12/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by Deeder
My most embarassing also happens to be my most emotionally scarring. My husband and I were having one of our best sessions ever, with losts of face-sitting and other crazy hot stuff going on. When we finished I turned on the light to find that our ...
Wow...that is pretty sad, but you could not have known and nothing could have changed that, so it really should not scar you. Better to remember your hubby loves you and you were having a good moment, then the bad stuff that happened.
07/12/2012
Ukulele Guy Ukulele Guy
I'm not sure if this counts, but the first time my ex saw my boxers, she laughed. I looked down and realized I was wearing the pair with airplanes on them. Not so much sexy as it was goofy.
07/12/2012
shySEXXaddict shySEXXaddict
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Originally posted by legna
Out of mere curiosity, I am wondering what seems to happen and be the most embarrassing moment during sex. Mine would be letting a toot come out my butt.
ya that would be mine too
07/12/2012
legna legna
Quote:
Originally posted by Deeder
My most embarassing also happens to be my most emotionally scarring. My husband and I were having one of our best sessions ever, with losts of face-sitting and other crazy hot stuff going on. When we finished I turned on the light to find that our ...
I am so sorry to hear that happened. I know what it is like to have a miscarriage. I have had two of them. The doctor has told me that it takes a lot to cause a miscarriage so hopefully you don't feel it is what you was doing that caused cuz more than likely it is not. I didn't even think of something like that. I would have to say that would be the most embarrassing thing that could happen to someone.
07/13/2012
legna legna
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Originally posted by Bignuf
Wow...that is pretty sad, but you could not have known and nothing could have changed that, so it really should not scar you. Better to remember your hubby loves you and you were having a good moment, then the bad stuff that happened.
I agree that she should remember that her hubby loves her and they were having a good moment. The scarring part probably doesn't mean it was due to how it happened. It is a really hard thing to deal with when you miscarry. I have had two and both hit me really hard. I think that is what she meant by emotionally scarring. Not because it happened at that time. It just happens to be one of the most emotionally scarring things of her life.
07/13/2012
legna legna
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Originally posted by Ukulele Guy
I'm not sure if this counts, but the first time my ex saw my boxers, she laughed. I looked down and realized I was wearing the pair with airplanes on them. Not so much sexy as it was goofy.
I would say that it counts. It is embarrassing if it made you feel embarrassed.
07/13/2012
legna legna
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Originally posted by Bignuf
I had my most embarrassing moment with a long ago boyfriend. We didn't date long (thankfully), so I was not constantly reminded of it.....BUT...anyway, we went out for a nice dinner at a steak place. Afterwords, we went to his apartment and ...
Oh wow. Yeah that would be quite icky. It is a good thing he was gracious about it instead of flipping out. I am not sure how you managed to face him again at all after that. I would have had a lot of trouble with just that alone. I admire you for that one.
07/13/2012
SkylarrStarr SkylarrStarr
Nothing worse than falling asleep.....
07/13/2012
LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
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Originally posted by Pinkshirt
Vagina farts lol.
queef
07/13/2012
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