When you hear your neighbors having sex!

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Contributor: Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
Okay, so whether you live in a quiet neighborhood, or in an apartment complex or even just have roommates, if you hear someone having sex, how do that make you feel? Whether it be some light moaning noises, or squeaky beds, banging on the walls, moaning, groaning, screaming and stuff breaking! lol

Personally for me, I am usually indifferent on it. There have been times where I have heard the married couple upstairs going at it fairly loud and it has somewhat got me in the mood to have fun with my partner.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
It turns me on!
11
I'm indifferent, does not bother me!
16
I do not like hearing other people have sex!
10
Makes me want to join in!
3
Other (Feel free to explain!)
12
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
16
Total votes: 68 (49 voters)
Poll is closed
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Contributor: Illumin8 Illumin8
I haven't had to hear many people having sex due to where we live, but I guess it would depend on if I knew the couple or not
01/30/2012
Contributor: EdenJP EdenJP
Quote:
Originally posted by Cookie Monster Mike
Okay, so whether you live in a quiet neighborhood, or in an apartment complex or even just have roommates, if you hear someone having sex, how do that make you feel? Whether it be some light moaning noises, or squeaky beds, banging on the walls, ... more
It turns me on!
01/30/2012
Contributor: Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
I usually laugh and then plug my headphones in. At least they're getting it on and they're happy lol
01/30/2012
Contributor: Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
Quote:
Originally posted by Ms. Spice
I usually laugh and then plug my headphones in. At least they're getting it on and they're happy lol
Haha good point!
01/30/2012
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
I don't think I've ever been privy to other people having sex. I don't think I would like it very much lol.
01/30/2012
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
It depends on which neighbors it is. LOL Depending on who it is, we'll either get really quiet and try to listen, or try to ignore it. It sure beats hearing them fighting though, I can tell you that!
01/30/2012
Contributor: True Pleasures True Pleasures
I'm currently living in a complex with a lot of single old ladies, so...all I hear is hacking coughs and nose blowing..
01/30/2012
Contributor: Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
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Originally posted by True Pleasures
I'm currently living in a complex with a lot of single old ladies, so...all I hear is hacking coughs and nose blowing..
hahaha! i was seriously about to drop and roll on the floor with that comment!
01/30/2012
Contributor: BuckeyeGal04 BuckeyeGal04
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Originally posted by True Pleasures
I'm currently living in a complex with a lot of single old ladies, so...all I hear is hacking coughs and nose blowing..
01/30/2012
Contributor: BuckeyeGal04 BuckeyeGal04
Another scenario is when you're in a hotel. I TOTALLY get turned on thinking about seeing them or thinking about my own sexual encounters.
01/30/2012
Contributor: FemmeFlo FemmeFlo
It would seriously depend on the situation, and whether I thought their noises were sexy or annoying. Some people just don't make sexy noises in bed. It often makes me feel horny and left out when the noises are hot though.
01/30/2012
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
I would probably laugh. Or be turned on. Not sure...
01/31/2012
Contributor: jbknows jbknows
I've woken up to my roommate having sex. I just throw something at them and shout "Keep it down, trying to sleep over here!"
01/31/2012
Contributor: Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
Ha it's funny 30 or so minutes after I made this discussion the couple upstairs were going at it like jack rabbits. I don't hear any moaning or screaming, just a lot of thumping/squeaking of an annoying bed. They are predictable, 2-3 minutes of slow squeaking, then the pace quickens to a jack rabbit style thumping for all of 3-5minutes then it's over. I usually put headphones on or something because that thumping/squeaking is mildly annoying.
01/31/2012
Contributor: darthkitt3n darthkitt3n
I am neighbors with a single older man and an elderly couple whose daughter lives with them. Both men sit outside on lawn chairs all summer without a shirt on and stare at me when I come out of my apartment to get in my car. I would probably be disgusted if I heard anything.
01/31/2012
Contributor: Gary A. Gary A.
I haven't heard any yet where I live!
01/31/2012
Contributor: BobbiJay BobbiJay
I like it most times, unless my family is staying at my apartment and it's them, then it's just creepy.
01/31/2012
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
I fucking hate it.
01/31/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
I have never heard any of my neighbors having sex, but if I did I would laugh.
01/31/2012
Contributor: padmeamidala padmeamidala
Quote:
Originally posted by Cookie Monster Mike
Okay, so whether you live in a quiet neighborhood, or in an apartment complex or even just have roommates, if you hear someone having sex, how do that make you feel? Whether it be some light moaning noises, or squeaky beds, banging on the walls, ... more
Usually our neighbors like to put the music up loud when having sex so we don't hear them. I don't really care. I'm sure they've heard us too.
01/31/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
If I can hear my neighbors having sex, then good for them, lol.
01/31/2012
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
That kind of situation happened when we first got married and lived in a three story apartment. The couple upstairs loved to go at it any time of the day, and the lady loved to yell. I think they just leave their balcony door open, so it was quite audible. There's really nothing we can do about it, so we just have a good laugh, and tend to our business.
01/31/2012
Contributor: kawigrl kawigrl
it always makes me feel uncomfortable
01/31/2012
Contributor: ellejay ellejay
I don't particularly enjoy it, but I just drown it out.
01/31/2012
Contributor: Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I fucking hate it.
Lol that bad huh?
01/31/2012
Contributor: LAndJ LAndJ
I don't really enjoy hearing it, however, none of my neighbors in my building live with anyone else. I do fear they hear us in our apartment though!
01/31/2012
Contributor: Cookie Monster Mike Cookie Monster Mike
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Originally posted by LAndJ
I don't really enjoy hearing it, however, none of my neighbors in my building live with anyone else. I do fear they hear us in our apartment though!
Lol! they must get jealous
01/31/2012
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
I'm pretty indifferent to it unless I can't sleep because of it, then it just pisses me off.
01/31/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
I have new neighbors upstairs and I couldn't care less how often they have sex or how loudly, because it's kind of funny---she barks, kind of like a dog and she giggles an insane amount and he's just quiet. But the headboard slams into the wall and that grates my nerves since we're both on the same wall.

But what really gets my panties in a twist is when she starts washing clothes at 11 pm or turns the dryer on at 5:30 am with only one garment in it that, naturally, has a metal button somewhere on it. Scrape....scrape....sc rape...scrape. Nails on a chalkboard!

She also launches herself out of bed and runs to the bathroom every morning, I've seen her and I know she's just a tiny little thing so I don't understand how she makes so much damn noise!
02/01/2012