Who thinks Martha Stewart is Kinky!?

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Who thinks Martha Stewart is Kinky!?

PonyPlay PonyPlay
I just gotta ask who think Martha Stewart is secretly super kinky under her prim and proper exterior! Just for laughs!
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
I think she's a total kink ball behind closed doors!
31  (57%)
I think she a fridge ice queen! No sex going down there!
10  (19%)
I really can't say...
13  (24%)
Total votes: 54
Poll is closed
07/23/2010
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Gary Gary
My money is on her being crazy and wild! She definitely has an edge.
07/23/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
Oh, I think she is. Nobody THAT controlled doesn't let loose in the bedroom. (Well, at least most people.) She has kind of alluded to it. She hinted that she had a stripper pole in her bedrooom on a TV show a few months ago. I was like, "GO MARTHA!"

I'm willing to bet she wears those bulky shapeless button down shirts to hide the gauged nipple piercings she has.
07/23/2010
Sir Sir
Not going to assume anything, but...hell yes! She's too much of a perfectionist to not be!

Then again...who knows?
07/23/2010
Ciao. Ciao.
Martha Stewart kind of creeps me out, but she is a felon so I won't rule anything out about her!
07/23/2010
Annemarie Annemarie
I bet she has two bedrooms: one that's dungeon-y, and one that's prim and proper.

She strikes me as a biiiig sadist.
07/23/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
I think she's too anal to go anal.
07/23/2010
Alicia Alicia
After watching that show "Whatever, Martha" and some of the clips they show..I really think she has a wild side behind closed doors!
07/23/2010
*Keona* *Keona*
I think she has a wild side to even out the image she portrays to everyone else.
07/23/2010
Alura Une Alura Une
I was just looking at a photo of her from (I think) last fall with a green glitter skull and I thought the combination was awesome. It got me thinking on her different sides, she probably has a wild one.
07/23/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
Not going to assume anything, but...hell yes! She's too much of a perfectionist to not be!

Then again...who knows?
Couldn't you just see her in a PERFECT latex and leather body suit, with hand made St Andrew's Cross, (plans are on her web site) crocheted hand cuffs and a hand tooled flogger, which OF COURSE would be monogrammed?

"Make your own home made Fleshlight out of a Pringles can and a length of carefully rolled bubble wrap, on my next show! (Plans on the website, of course.)
07/23/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Couldn't you just see her in a PERFECT latex and leather body suit, with hand made St Andrew's Cross, (plans are on her web site) crocheted hand cuffs and a hand tooled flogger, which OF COURSE would be monogrammed?

"Make your ...
LOL. I can totally see that.
"Plus next week we make a water based lube that you can eat."
07/23/2010
Gary Gary
Look at Bob Saget
07/23/2010
Avant-garde Avant-garde
I could care less, but It's an amusing thought to think she would be really kinky, lol.
07/23/2010
csweatc csweatc
She was interviewed on Howard Stern's show a few years ago (they are both part of Sirius/Xm radio), and Howard of course started asking about her sex life. She was a good sport and did open up some, admitting that she had a rabbit vibrator and that she loved it.
07/25/2010
Splendwhore Splendwhore
Are you kidding? That lady's a freak in bed! I betcha.
How could she not be, being tight-ass and proper all day long in public? She HAS to let loose somewhere!
07/25/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
LOL. I can totally see that.
"Plus next week we make a water based lube that you can eat."
"This week, we visit my friend Ralph, a metal smith. He's going to show us how to make a home made suspension bar, you can attach to a stud in your ceiling, and a pair of welded, decorated ankle cuffs. Then we visit Denise, an other friend of mine, a PhD educated Madam, who runs a Gentleman's Club and Cup Cake bakery in The Hamptons."

Oh, wow, I could go on and on.

Lube you can eat. Totally.
07/25/2010
Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Couldn't you just see her in a PERFECT latex and leather body suit, with hand made St Andrew's Cross, (plans are on her web site) crocheted hand cuffs and a hand tooled flogger, which OF COURSE would be monogrammed?

"Make your ...
LOL!

She must be. All that creativity HAS to reach her bedroom.
10/07/2010
Riccio Riccio
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Oh, I think she is. Nobody THAT controlled doesn't let loose in the bedroom. (Well, at least most people.) She has kind of alluded to it. She hinted that she had a stripper pole in her bedrooom on a TV show a few months ago. I was like, "GO ...
You may be right, P'Gell, but my experience with my ex-wife makes me doubt it. Anyway, who knows? She might release a porn film based on her prison term, BABES BEHIND BARS.

The film would be tastefully done, of course. All the cells would be painted in muted grays and beige, with lovely accent lighting highlighting the dark gray of the bars, which contrast, but compliment, the soft pink, fuchsia and lavender dildos.
10/07/2010
Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by PonyPlay
I just gotta ask who think Martha Stewart is secretly super kinky under her prim and proper exterior! Just for laughs!
I voted on the fridge-ed option.
10/08/2010
mrs.mckrakn mrs.mckrakn
first time i saw her on conan she sucked. super tight ass. didnt laugh, rarely smiled. she has to be an ice queen...
10/08/2010
kinky girlfriend kinky girlfriend
Quote:
Originally posted by Ciao.
Martha Stewart kind of creeps me out, but she is a felon so I won't rule anything out about her!
felon? now I want to google her and watch her on youtube LOL
10/08/2010
BellaDonna2884 BellaDonna2884
I have no clue.
08/30/2011
MeliPixie MeliPixie
I never wanted to think of Martha Stewart having sex, but now that I have, I bet she's pretty kinky under all that XD
10/27/2011
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by PonyPlay
I just gotta ask who think Martha Stewart is secretly super kinky under her prim and proper exterior! Just for laughs!
Kinkball!
10/28/2011
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Unique posters: 22