Dumbest sex myths?

BabyL0ve BabyL0ve
What are come of the dumbest sex myths have you guys ever heard?

Someone told me when I was younger that you can get pregnant in a waterpark. And I believed them.

Anyone else have a dumb sex myth?
09/28/2011
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Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
Two of the dumbest I've ever heard:

"You can't get pregnant the first time."

"You can tell if a person has an STD... just look for red marks."
09/28/2011
Jul!a Jul!a
"You can get pregnant/get an STD from a toilet seat."
09/28/2011
WierdAl WierdAl
Quote:
Originally posted by BabyL0ve
What are come of the dumbest sex myths have you guys ever heard?

Someone told me when I was younger that you can get pregnant in a waterpark. And I believed them.

Anyone else have a dumb sex myth?
1. You can't get Pregnant if you stand on your head after sex.

2. Mountain Dew kills your sperm count.

3. Skoal and Copenhagen make pregnacy impossible.

Can't speak for the first one, the second and third don't work, I was pissed! lol
09/28/2011
XYCopperheadSly XYCopperheadSly
"if you douche with Coke after sex you won't get pregnant"
09/28/2011
Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by XYCopperheadSly
"if you douche with Coke after sex you won't get pregnant"
Haha, no way. I'd never heard that one. Seems like a guaranteed way to get a major infection. Yuck! I guess this is a throw back to the days when women used honey drenched sponges to prevent pregnancy.
09/28/2011
Ansley Ansley
- You can't get pregnant if you have sex standing up or in water.

- A fetus will digest sperm if the mother swallows after fellatio.

- Fisting will make you "loose".

- You can't get pregnant while breast-feeding. (Though, there seems to be a little bit of truth in there for a certain period of time. But, I personally know three women who have "Irish twins" because they believed this to be 100% true.)
09/28/2011
Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
If you have sex standing you can't get pregnant, because gravity keeps the sperm from reaching their destination. Yeah, right!
09/28/2011
AndroAngel AndroAngel
Since it seems to be my Dumb Myth of the Day:

~ Using a vibrator will desensitize you to your partner.
Debunked here

As a Bonus:

~ You can have a guy ejaculate on your genitals without risking pregnancy or STDs if you cover them in saran wrap.
09/28/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Anal play will permanently stretch your anus. Oh really?

Using two condoms will make you last longer.

Big hands means big penis.

Girls that paint their toe nails have a good smelling vagina.
09/28/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by WierdAl
1. You can't get Pregnant if you stand on your head after sex.

2. Mountain Dew kills your sperm count.

3. Skoal and Copenhagen make pregnacy impossible.

Can't speak for the first one, the second and third don't work, I was pissed! lol
Skoal and Copenhagen make pregnancy impossible. If that were true, there would be no children South of the Mason-Dixon line.
09/28/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
- You can't get pregnant if you have sex standing up or in water.

- A fetus will digest sperm if the mother swallows after fellatio.

- Fisting will make you "loose".

- You can't get pregnant while ... More
I could go into the entire "Ecological Breastfeeding" thing... y'all probably don't want me to, though.

Here's a link about Ecological Breastfeeding.

Basically, if the ONLY thing the baby gets is human milk directly from the mother, if the baby is waking up at least once or twice during the night and nursing, if the mother has not started menstruating yet, and if the baby is under 6 months or so, Ecological Breastfeeding will work. BUT, few people actually breastfeed this way (unless you're a Lactation Consultant or in La Leche League or live in a 3rd World Country) Most women supplement, that eliminates EB, most women try to "make" babies sleep "through the night" that eliminates EB, most give babies solid foods WAY before the recommended six months (YES, cereal in a bottle counts big time, as does breast milk in a bottle) these things all circumvent the natural protective effects of Ecological Breastfeeding.

I went a year, not using birth control after the birth of my last two babies, and despite being very fertile, didn't get pregnant, due to using Ecological Breastfeeding. (I did supplement with my first one, so we used BC, but not consistently, and as we only used supplements occasionally the first few months, I still got the protective power of Ecological Breastfeeding, until I menstruated.) As soon as I got that first period, I considered myself fertile, which I was. I got pregnant the FIRST month I menstruated with my first baby, and we had not been as careful as we should have been before I menstruated. It IS a form of BC that works similarly to Plan B. (Things La Leche League won't tell you. Breastfeeding actually not only postpones ovulation but makes the uterus hostile to implantation, just like the Morning After Pill.)
09/28/2011
Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Skoal and Copenhagen make pregnancy impossible. If that were true, there would be no children South of the Mason-Dixon line.
Hey, hey! Careful now.
09/28/2011
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Hey, hey! Careful now.
Maybe it depends where the Skoal and Copenhagen are?
09/28/2011
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Your first time is magical
- By "magical" you mean I go so fast it seems I finished before I even started?

All women smell down there
- Yeah, they do. But it's not a bad smell; it's a personal hygiene thing. I actually love the smell of a woman.
09/28/2011
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
"If a girl masturbates, she'll become pregnant."

My brain capsizes from a logic deficiency every time this one crosses my mind.
09/28/2011
emilia emilia
Jerking off will make you blind
10/09/2011
AshMegYo AshMegYo
Quote:
Originally posted by BabyL0ve
What are come of the dumbest sex myths have you guys ever heard?

Someone told me when I was younger that you can get pregnant in a waterpark. And I believed them.

Anyone else have a dumb sex myth?
There was always the stupid sex myths about getting pregnant...
"You don't get pregnant if your legs are in the air"
"You can't get pregnant if the girl is on top"

stupid shit like that.
10/10/2011
LQ LQ
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Skoal and Copenhagen make pregnancy impossible. If that were true, there would be no children South of the Mason-Dixon line.
*snort* Again with the making me spit my drink, P'Gell.
10/13/2011
kadytheredpanda kadytheredpanda
1) More a sexuality one: Homosexuals and bisexuals are perverts that lust after everyone of a particular gender, including children.

2) Vibrators will turn you off from penises

3) You will get AIDS if an infected person sneezes on you

4) You can't get pregnant if you have sex in the water or if you're wearing cotton underpants

and finally,

5) [STI, pregnancy, or the sort]? It'll never happen to me! I'm a good girl/boy!
10/19/2011
vanillaSpice vanillaSpice
"[Insert toy here] ruins you for normal sex!"
10/20/2011
Lickable Lollie Lickable Lollie
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Anal play will permanently stretch your anus. Oh really?

Using two condoms will make you last longer.

Big hands means big penis.

Girls that paint their toe nails have a good smelling vagina.
haha the toe nail thing is awesome
11/02/2011
Brandon Lee Brandon Lee
Quote:
Originally posted by XYCopperheadSly
"if you douche with Coke after sex you won't get pregnant"
That is the one I was going to post.
01/28/2012
Brandon Lee Brandon Lee
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
- You can't get pregnant if you have sex standing up or in water.

- A fetus will digest sperm if the mother swallows after fellatio.

- Fisting will make you "loose".

- You can't get pregnant while ... More
That final one comes from a little bit of fact. After pregnancy the female body won't start it's cycle again unless the diet get to be up over 1000 calories. In some societies food is not abundent and a woman eating less then 1000 calories per day would often happen afer delivery, and therefore could not get pregnant while breast feeding. But this is a historical myth that is pretty much usless in modern society.
01/28/2012
lemony lemony
- Swallowing sperm makes your teeth white

- Swallowing sperm makes your butt big

There's more I'm sure...
01/29/2012
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Here's a few from the wonderful world of bad porn written by people who've obviously never attended a sex ed class:

1) The man's penis enters the cervix during sex.
2) Men have a hymen in their butts.
3) The clitoris squirts out liquid upon orgasm.
01/30/2012
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by XYCopperheadSly
"if you douche with Coke after sex you won't get pregnant"
Definitely heard this AND saw it on tv.
01/31/2012
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
- You can't get pregnant if you have sex standing up or in water.

- A fetus will digest sperm if the mother swallows after fellatio.

- Fisting will make you "loose".

- You can't get pregnant while ... More
The breast-feeding has all kinds of exceptions, but it can also be true if several requirements are met. Too complicated to just test it out though!
01/31/2012
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by AndroAngel
Since it seems to be my Dumb Myth of the Day:

~ Using a vibrator will desensitize you to your partner.
Debunked here

As a Bonus:

~ You can have a guy ejaculate on your genitals without risking pregnancy or STDs if you cover ... More
Why would anyone find it sexy to cover your genitals in saran wrap to start with? lol. Please hold while I find my saran wrap? LOL!
01/31/2012
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by emilia
Jerking off will make you blind
LOL!
01/31/2012
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