Most Annoying Things Men do During Sex

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Most Annoying Things Men do During Sex

Moniqua Moniqua
Forget about foreplay.
07/05/2012
kittenfacery kittenfacery
silly man he worrys cause his penis alone doesn't give me orgasms, but i'm just not that kinda gal. i need me lots of clitoral stimulation. *shrug*

bless im.
07/07/2012
Aryllen Aryllen
Fortunately, my hubby is pretty considerate. He rarely does something I'm not fond of.

As for the hygiene comments, good hygiene is a must for me as well. I'm one of those girls that doesn't like doing naughty things during that time of the month because no matter how clean I am, I still feel icky. Really, the only main thing my hubby does that annoys me is whine about "all the rides being closed". I'm sorry, but I'm miserable and feel gross, he can handle a week of satisfying himself. Even then though, he's usually not too pushy.
08/01/2012
Girly Juice Girly Juice
Sometimes my boyfriend yawns while giving me oral, usually right while my momentum is picking up. I know he's tired and he's a trooper, but it's kind of annoying!
08/02/2012
Tork48309 Tork48309
From a guys perspective, Ladies...Communicate with us please, we can't read your minds.
08/04/2012
Sangsara Sangsara
Was it supposed to say "pull out?" cause it sys put out hahaha! I find the most annoying thing is either to a. Pump hard and fast right off the bat and not change rhythms which is sooooo important or b. not being willing to tell you what they need or listen to you give explicit directions on how to please you.
08/04/2012
Noelle Noelle
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ...
It really REALLY pisses me off when a guy pushes your head to deep throat him. I'll deep throat him, but if he forces me to do it when I'm not ready, I gag. Someday, when some clown decides to do it, I will hurl on his crotch just for payback!!
08/04/2012
Layenna Layenna
Not being a woman, I voted for the one that I most often do. Lol, sorry =P
08/08/2012
satinlady550 satinlady550
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ...
My ex used to talk and since I hated to hear his voice. I really didn't want to listen on how he wanted me to fuck his friends or find another woman to satify the both of us. Don't get me wrong, if it was with another person I would have jumped at the chance to play with others..
08/12/2012
snowyslut snowyslut
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ...
I've experienced and been annoyed by just about everything on your list, but the thing that annoys me the most is coming first and then passing out.

No.

If I've just spent half an hour making sure my partner has had a mindblowing orgasm, the very least they can do is try to reciprocate. Don't just say "Thanks, I owe you one." and roll over and go to sleep. I don't believe anyone owes me sex, but I've heard that line at least 20 times, and I'd like to start collecting soon. I really don't think that's asking for much.
08/12/2012
Experiment Experiment
I think a lot of the issue with the foreplay that I've had is that it's like going through the motion. Almost as if they'd seen it done in porn, so they did it without actually focusing on the act or how I was responding.
08/13/2012
novanilla novanilla
Oh my god these things are all so annoying. It was really hard to choose.
08/13/2012
HotMilk HotMilk
I have had come before you do...then pass out before
08/13/2012
LovelyLady24 LovelyLady24
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ...
go down on you rough
08/20/2012
SoloJoe SoloJoe
a dry pokie never worksd
08/25/2012
Pururin Pururin
More foreplay! Sometimes I think he forgets about me. Or he'll think foreplay is over and start rubbing down there and I finally have to tell him to get the damn lube already and stop rubbing me when I'm dry.
08/25/2012
Rory Rory
I like a lot of foreplay before he dives in and he doesn't always start out that way. But I have him trained pretty good and I can get him back on track!
08/26/2012
starklover starklover
Fails to remember what I want
08/26/2012
jryder3891 jryder3891
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ...
I always make sure everything goes just right during sex
08/30/2012
sw33t1zm3 sw33t1zm3
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ...
when they talk to much...
09/14/2012
SadoMas SadoMas
forget about foreplay and go straight for your dry pussy
09/20/2012
MJ7 MJ7
most of the above, ughh >.>
09/26/2012
MrsHouseWife MrsHouseWife
Like many comments here my husband doesn't do any of these faux pars. The only annoying thin g my husband does holds me around my shoulders/upper back during missionary and it makes me feel a little suffocated but he loves it, so I just make sure I can breath
09/26/2012
RebelRebelJen RebelRebelJen
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ...
Hubby tends to forget we've been together for a long time, and that the engine needs to be revved before he goes for a joy ride lol.
09/26/2012
Neotigress Neotigress
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ...
Most recently it was a guy who constantly whined about how tiny his peen was, hoping that I'd say "oh no, you have a giganto cock". He didn't and I didn't.
09/26/2012
Leather & Lace Leather & Lace
Forget I need a lot of foreplay!
10/08/2012
SepZet SepZet
Men need to slow down...on all counts! Slow down the foreplay, and slow down when they're getting blown! They don't need to force their partner's head down. They'll get there when they're good and ready.
10/13/2012
libra777 libra777
sharp and or dirty fingernails bleh
10/17/2012
jr2012 jr2012
I am extremely happy with what happens during sex, but I wish I got a LOT more! I wish I didn't always have to initiate either.
10/17/2012
damnbul12 damnbul12
take rest stops while giving oral
10/17/2012
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