Most Annoying Things Men do During Sex

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Most Annoying Things Men do During Sex

Megan Ward Megan Ward
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Originally posted by Naughty Student
I wish we had more foreplay. Foreplay for my partner is kissing my breasts and sucking my nipples but before sex they are sensitive and it tickles so not very fun. I rarely get oral from my partner bcs I have a hygiene complex. Although I may be ...
thats how i am on both parts too...
08/19/2011
Megan Ward Megan Ward
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Originally posted by In Purrgatory
Is this common? I've never had a gf who didn't like things a bit sweaty (or at least didn't mind it). I love it. Maybe my sweat doesn't stink as much as most...
i'm pretty cool both ways... i mean i dont mind the smell of sweat to be honest its kind a turn on but i also like clean too :/
08/19/2011
kendra30752 kendra30752
I wish that was multi-choice! Ha Ha. I hate forceful men. That is one thing that will piss me off and cause me to never speak to a person again. I've been with my partner for 5 years now and he's VERY generous and kind and cares completely about my part of the fun. Actually he cares more about how much fun I have than his own! But I remember how many awful "Dates" I came in contact with. One in particular would whine when he didn't get it! Once he told me "Well, I was hoping to get some pussy and leave!" WTF?! That's just begging to be dumped, but only after you're bitch slapped first! Lol. He also was very demanding. Never forceful, but so rude and demanding that you'd do what he wanted out of fear. He was the type who could cut right to the bone with his cruel, belittling words. Yes, I wasn't as smart of a person back then. Hard to believe, right? Lol JK.

I hate when men whine when you don't put out. I hate when they get frustrated during forplay. I also hate that like my ex, some think it's a 'race' and think it's only for the male's pleasure, not the woman. I could go on, but I won't. Lol.
08/20/2011
Screaming Violet Screaming Violet
cumming before I do and falling asleep - then the next time I want to have sex he whinges that the fact that I don't cum from his penis alone makes him feel like less of a man!
08/20/2011
Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
Too much kissing annoys me.
08/20/2011
Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
Hate when men forget about foreplay
08/20/2011
FaerieLove FaerieLove
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Originally posted by Diabolical Kitty
Hate when men forget about foreplay
Yeah me too. Mine seems to forget it exists way to often!
08/20/2011
Kinkypixie Kinkypixie
There were several choices that I could have chose that I just picked a random one of the 3 or so.
08/20/2011
ThoughtsAblaze ThoughtsAblaze
My man is the only sexual partner I've had, and he's super considerate and very caring to ensure we both have a fantastic experience. He does sometimes get a little eager and attack my clit too soon, which makes orgasm harder for me, so we had a good chat recently about foreplay. He caught on immediately - love it!
08/20/2011
FleurDevereux FleurDevereux
Trying out different kinds of condoms after we had our daughter. All in the same day, mind you.
Glow in the dark condom: "I have a lightsaber!"
Sheepskin condom: "Baaaaaaaaaaa!"
Ultra thin condom: " It came off like a slingshot!!"
Ribbed condom: "Meh. I don't get much out of it." Me: "But I do." Him: "So what?"
Ultra thick condom: "It's like not having sex at all" (I was on top.. I couldn't keep going after that last comment...)
08/21/2011
LuciFaery LuciFaery
I hate it when a man won't put out. I love sex, a lot, and of course, the ONE TIME I don't feel up to it, you think I ever hear the end of it? Course not.
08/23/2011
IslandGoddess IslandGoddess
Everything! i wish you HAD "all of the above" as a option
08/29/2011
acessorie acessorie
Or try to suffocate me trying to kiss me while I'm orgasming ..... I just want to cum not have to think about kissing. I cum too hard to do anything but that!
09/13/2011
kitsuneyouko5 kitsuneyouko5
my hubby is a bit of a wierdo i guess lol, his biggest obsession is getting me to multiorgasm into a quivering little puddle then sit there with a smug look of male satisfaction after hes done as well. basically he considers it an off night for him if he doesnt get at least five screaming ones out of me o.O some nights i kinda wanna say 'dear i dont think i can handle that! lets just go rough and quick and go to sleep!' lol. so i kinda wish i could add the option of: he just doesnt quit!
09/14/2011
Beck Beck
Mine is usually really good about things. But sometimes goes right for it when it is dry. I end up having to spit a bunch in my hand so I do not get hurt. I hate that.
09/14/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by LikeSunshineDust
My boyfriend's good about being considerate too. The most common thing from him is not enough foreplay, though that still happens very rarely, and I'm a foreplay fiend.
Train him well....
09/15/2011
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
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Originally posted by kitsuneyouko5
my hubby is a bit of a wierdo i guess lol, his biggest obsession is getting me to multiorgasm into a quivering little puddle then sit there with a smug look of male satisfaction after hes done as well. basically he considers it an off night for him ...
Wow - that's exactly the way I am. My wife use to complain about it - but after hearing from her girlfriends about how bad their husbands are - she's just resigned to let me have my way with her!
09/15/2011
mistressg mistressg
First one reminds me of my first boyfriend. Having really low self-confidence about it and complaining about it OFTEN, as though he was not good enough - regardless to anything I said or did - was VERY frustrating. Also, "forget about foreplay and go straight for your dry pussy". Seems to be the majority, and the issue with my current bf. Frustrating.
09/15/2011
Sunshineamine Sunshineamine
My man is super considerate, waits for me to cum first and if he just can't wait then he will not rest until I have cum too. The only thing that irks me is when he won't put out. I know he's tired sometimes but it's sex come on now! My sex drive is higher. I want it daily or every other but we usually end up about three times a week or so.
09/15/2011
Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
I hate when you're just making out, and the guy just unbuttons their pants, and then try to push your head down for a BJ. Seriously, it is annoying and makes me not even want to go there, even though I generally like it.
09/20/2011
Ash1141 Ash1141
They all piss me off. Lol.
09/21/2011
Silverdrop Silverdrop
My ex would whine about having to use lube because it meant I wasn't getting turned on enough. I think he really resented me for not being wetter.

He quit wanting sex more than maybe twice a month, which had to be when he initiated. If I initiated, I'd get turned down, usually with complaints about how I was too demanding.

If he initiated and I wasn't responsive (which was pretty rare, due to me hardly ever getting any) then he'd complain. Once he tried to have sex when I had a really bad cold. I felt wretched, and he tried three or four times before he realized I really wasn't going to put out.

If he caught me masturbating, he'd laugh at me.

I guess it's not hard to tell why he's my ex.



Current bf is pretty good with foreplay and sex and afterplay. I guess the only real complaint is that he likes to give oral, and I don't particularly like to receive it. But I doubt I'm going to get much sympathy for that one.
09/21/2011
shySEXXaddict shySEXXaddict
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Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ...
I found 3 of these things are annoying!But the 1 that pisses me off the most is forgetting about foreplay!!And its crazy that they dont realize that the longer they spend with foreplay the better the sex will be!Atleast on my part..the more I get touched and the longer I have to wait when turned on the crazier and more willing to taking anyway he wants, I am!
09/21/2011
hyacinthgirl hyacinthgirl
The most annoying thing my ex did was give up entirely. For most of our (very short) marriage, he expected me to get him hard, myself wet, and climb on top of him and bounce until we were both done. If I wanted a different position, I had to ask (and he'd whine). If I wanted foreplay, I had to ask (and he'd whine). I know now it's because he was getting his fun sex elsewhere, so he didn't bother to try with me anymore.

I've only spent one weekend with my new partner, and he hasn't really done anything annoying. Maybe a little more foreplay, but he's only my second partner and we haven't known each other for long enough to have a great rhythm down yet. But he did not whine when I asked him for things, and he did not insist I get on top and get us both off by myself.
10/21/2011
XYCopperheadSly XYCopperheadSly
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Originally posted by Sunshineamine
My man is super considerate, waits for me to cum first and if he just can't wait then he will not rest until I have cum too. The only thing that irks me is when he won't put out. I know he's tired sometimes but it's sex come on now! ...
This is.....me so much. But that's what I have cyber-buddies for.
11/01/2011
Forever17 Forever17
juice me up babie .
11/03/2011
Forever17 Forever17
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
I always feel so bad because it takes quite a bit of foreplay and the RIGHT kind of foreplay to get my engines going. Some days, my mind is there, but my body just doesn't get it yet. We solve this problem by liberal application of silicone lube. ...
mee too only my mind wonders on stressful day to days so lube is my best friend.
11/03/2011
Forever17 Forever17
Quote:
Originally posted by Machina
I've experienced some pretty heinous things while/before fornicating. Some of them were so bad I didn't even include them in this poll (i.e. one time a guy with actually cut the inside of my vagina, and made me bleed after fingering me with ...
your finger nail story is the worst nasty nails and breath both deal breakers.
11/03/2011
eeep eeep
Wow, several things that are terrible for them to do listed. Hard to choose. I have never had a guy get off before me and call it quits, though if one did i'd likely hit him
Most annoying thing I had an ex do was stop altogether when he would get too close to cumming during sex, even when I didn't want him to. Was always like seconds before I would have gone.
11/04/2011
MidnightStorm MidnightStorm
My boyfriend right now is a REALLY giving lover, so most of these aren't really an issue. My biggest one is that I have a HUGE sex drive and his is more "normal." I will say though, he does have one issue that I hate to say anything about, but totally hate:
He grabs my legs like a steering wheel ALL THE TIME. That sounds terrible, but it drives me nuts. I'm not a car! He'll need to re-position and just grab my ankles and "steer" me however I need to go. It's awful. I feel like it's such a small thing that I don't REALLY want to complain that much, though.
11/08/2011
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