Would You If You Could? Can You?!

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Would You If You Could? Can You?!

Andromeda Andromeda
I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some men in this world who can, I doubt very many women can. I even know a few contortionists who have tried and failed...

So here's the question... First of all, are you one of the rare few who can (lucky ducks)? For the rest of us... would you if you could?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
I am a woman and...
491
I am a man and...
142
I CAN and do perform auto-fellatio or auto-cunnilingus
13
I CAN but choose not to.
8
I CANNOT but definitely WOULD if I could.
318
I CANNOT and am not sure if I would.
258
I CANNOT and definitely WOULDN'T even if I could.
159
And of course... other!
16
Total votes: 1405 (760 voters)
Poll is closed
06/24/2010
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El-Jaro El-Jaro
Twice as a teen I almost got it. I got a couple licks in before I about broke my neck.

There's a reason for it though: Imagine a world where men could give themselves head...nothing would get done!
06/24/2010
Andromeda Andromeda
Personally... you bet your ass I would. But not often. Only in those "oh-my-god-if-I-don't- get-eaten-out-now-I-ma y-spontaneously-combus t" moments. It's an ability that would've probably prevented a few very silly choices. *facepalm*
06/24/2010
Andromeda Andromeda
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Twice as a teen I almost got it. I got a couple licks in before I about broke my neck.

There's a reason for it though: Imagine a world where men could give themselves head...nothing would get done!
HAHA SO TRUE.

It now occurs to me that it would've made more sense to make this a public vote or just completely get rid of the first two options. Whoops. Oh well.
06/24/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
I can't but, I can get pretty damn close lol. I have licked my own nipples and found that enjoyable, so I am unsure if I would perform auto-fellatio. Maybe to try...but the thing I like about oral is the unpredictability of free movement.

I actually know a guy who can do this. He is like a rail! He said it hurts to do it but he likes pain so he enjoys it. He finishes in his mouth and spits it out.
06/24/2010
shepegs shepegs
I'd give it a try, what the heck. I know my girl would love to eat herself. She tries licking her nipples but can't. Frustrates her.
06/24/2010
Chilipepper Chilipepper
I'd think it'd be less fun because you know what you're going to do next. But perhaps it's like using hands or toys - you don't have to say 'I'm not fragile, harder damn it!'

I wouldn't. Doesn't interest or disgust me, I'm just totally neutral.
06/24/2010
Kayla Kayla
I wouldn't just because the position that it would require to be in to do such a thing would just be so downright uncomfortable that it wouldn't be enjoyable.
06/24/2010
Red Vinyl Kitty Red Vinyl Kitty
I can put my legs behind my head, and I can get super close.. But can't quite reach. I would if I could. ^^
06/24/2010
TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
If I could, I would, but I can't. One guy who I know can [can get the whole head into his mouth even!] and he enjoys it.
06/24/2010
Sammi Sammi
My tongue is nowhere near long enough.
06/24/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
I think it would be much easier for a man than a women. Although, I don't think it is at all easy for men, if possible. (Witness near broken neck from Mr. Sauce.)

What movie was that, where a guy asks Seka to suck his cock and she tells him "Go suck your own cock." And he sits down in a chair and proceeds to do so? Anybody remember? Was it Ron Jeremy? Just wondering.
06/25/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
I think it would be much easier for a man than a women. Although, I don't think it is at all easy for men, if possible. (Witness near broken neck from Mr. Sauce.)

What movie was that, where a guy asks Seka to suck his cock and she tells ...
I know it was a joke in one of the Scary Movies (2?)
06/25/2010
Chilipepper Chilipepper
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
I know it was a joke in one of the Scary Movies (2?)
And in 'Clerks'.
06/25/2010
Lustful Dreams Lustful Dreams
I think I'd do it - or at least try if I could...
Unfortunately I'm hardly flexible to touch my toes let alone do all that
06/25/2010
*Ashley* *Ashley*
Quote:
Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I can't but, I can get pretty damn close lol. I have licked my own nipples and found that enjoyable, so I am unsure if I would perform auto-fellatio. Maybe to try...but the thing I like about oral is the unpredictability of free ...
Thats just crazy!!! lol (your guy friend)
06/29/2010
*Ashley* *Ashley*
I can't, haven’t tried but I know I'm not that flexible. But If I could I’d defiantly go for it!
06/29/2010
Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Twice as a teen I almost got it. I got a couple licks in before I about broke my neck.

There's a reason for it though: Imagine a world where men could give themselves head...nothing would get done!
ROFL! I was thinking exactly the same thing when I first read this post: If Alan could do that, he's rarely get anything else done!

As for myself, I doubt if I could and I wouldn't want to.
06/29/2010
kck kck
I'm a very flexible person, but I don't think I'd be able to. But I've never tried.

I also think that it has just as much to do with your body's dimensions as it does with your flexibility.
07/02/2010
TiffySmilez TiffySmilez
I used to be able to get really close when I was young but (stupid me) I didn't realize how significant that was. Now I've lost most of my flexibility, but I would totally do it if I could. Or maybe not... because I would never get anything done.
07/02/2010
ScottA ScottA
Done it a couple times, but I could only get about an inch in, it was uncomfortable, and I couldn't breathe very well while I was doing it. I decided to pass that particular one up.

I seriously doubt that most men could, unless you count making contact with the head of the penis by sticking your toungue out all the way. I couldn't get enough in to make it feel really good.
07/19/2010
buzzvibe buzzvibe
Before my breasts got all deflated and saggy I could lick my own nipples. There's no way I can now though, and I'm certainly not anywhere near flexible enough to get my head between my legs.
07/23/2010
SexyySarah SexyySarah
I can't, except I can suck on my own nipples. But as for down there, nope, but would if I could!
07/23/2010
TheSexista TheSexista
You know I read an article a few years ago about a man who had some of his ribs removed so he could. Anyone else ever read it? Dunno where I read it at but I did.
07/24/2010
Andromeda Andromeda
Quote:
Originally posted by TheSexista
You know I read an article a few years ago about a man who had some of his ribs removed so he could. Anyone else ever read it? Dunno where I read it at but I did.
Marilyn Manson?
07/25/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Quote:
Originally posted by Andromeda
Marilyn Manson?
I heard it was his bandmate, Twiggy.
07/25/2010
Evoluchun Evoluchun
I have never known of any woman bein able to although guess guys could if they were long enough... I can't
07/28/2010
NightNight NightNight
I voted I would if I could but only because I'm assuming that means it would be easy.
08/01/2010
Owl Identified Owl Identified
My partner can! It's pretty awesome, when we got together it was one of the first things I asked him to do for me that was kinky lol.
08/01/2010
deltalima deltalima
Funny enough, I've seen this happen. A guy did performed it on himself. It was amazing that he could, but it also felt a little taboo, like incest maybe. That was just my thoughts at the time.
08/02/2010
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